Caesar Wirth

@cjwirth.com

122 Followers 143 Following

software engineer mostly working on apple platforms. some of my posts reflect that, some are more general or personal. Based in Sapporo, Japan

Notification from Wolt, a food delivery service like Uber Eats, that says, "Welcome to Japan! Discover all the places you can order from."
Music app showing a search for “Bike” by Pink Floyd coming up with 5 copies of the same song.
Screenshot from a weather app showing sunset at 19:13 and sunrise at 3:55
Two liter bottled lined up at a store. They are titled “Pet Sweat”
Dark shadowy silhouette in front of a door. It is wearing a fedora style hat.
An iOS notification in Japanese that says the content of what I said in the post
Album of a Swiss folk music accordion trio named Genderbüebu and their song “Best of Genders”
Line graph showing my progress through my book. It's 3 months long, with long periods of inactivity. Then a speed burst in the last week which covers the remaining 55% of the book.
Tag on the back of a shirt where it says the sixes. For every country listed it has an S, but for Japan at the bottom it has an M.
Screenshot of a quiz site with a label saying that my answer was correct. There is then a note saying that the Correct answer was the word "incorrect."
Screenshot from Google Maps street view of a door with a sign that says "Jesus House" above it. Looking at the address, we can see it's on "Buttmannstraße," or "butt man street" if you're immature like me.
Design for a very dated web site called "Caesar Wirth's Corner." Very vibrant, very bold. There are cartoony hills and clouds in the background like the original Super Mario Bros game. There's a rounded square in the middle for the container that holds a header, menu, and content, and so the actual content is relegated to a tiny rectangle on screen.
Title screen for "Legend of the Dragons: The First Quest." Poor quality of an 11-year-old using MS Paint, we see a sword head aloft left of center, with a dragon appearing on the right breathing fire towards the sword. The bottom-left side is encompassed by a huge capital letter "L" with the words sitting inside it.
Japanese TV show for children with a tree as part of the set. It has an arched doorway cut into it with eyes on top, making it look like a horrified face with the mouth wide open.
Progress email report saying that I did great and my streak is feeling loved.
Screenshot of the Duolingo app on the screen showing that I made it up to a 3,378 day streak.
Picture of the Spice Girls but with Ken Watanabe pasted into it. It has the word "Watanabe" in the corner, as if they are releasing a song called "Watanabe." ....because "wannabe" is kinda spelled the same as "Watanabe"
Screenshot of a music player app with the entire screen filled with multiple copies of a song called “Pizza-Song”
Screenshot from Apple Music showing a song that I added 2 years ago is no longer available.
Mostly cloudy sky with a thin, bright rainbow going through the sky with all colors in the spectrum visible.
Bob Saget on the set of America's Funniest Home Videos and on the TV there is a mistyped import statement in Swift that says "import AFVoundation"
Comment on a pull request claiming a "17 second speed-up" for a 1-line change at adds a type annotation for a double array of Ints
the iOS 26 Books app icon in dark mode. It looks like a slice of bread when it’s small
LaTeX formatted text. Let P be the set of all people here. The number of people x in P such that Know(x) is less than or equal to one half of ShouldLikeToKnow(x) is equal to one half the size of P. The number of people x in P such that Like(x) is less than or equal to one half of Deserve(x) is strictly less than one half of the size of P.
Street sign that (I think) indicates that it is a road where parents and children use to walk to and from school. Though it’s just a silhouette and the adult figure has somewhat strange proportions and awkward curves, and a haircut that looks like George Washington (though is probably supposed to be a short women’s haircut)
Email containing an airplane boarding pass to Tokyo Haneda airport
Four very small crocheted hats of various pastel colors. They are beanies made for babies.
An unread email from Equifax telling me what to do after a data breach
An advertisement for eBay with their slogan or whatever that is “Things.People.Love.” without any spaces, and kinda sorta looks like a domain host if you allow yourself to buy into the stupid joke I’m making.
Browsers open to Bluesky and Mastodon showing the same post about Bluesky having many blocked requests, and Mastodon not having any. The Bluesky post has 1 repost and 2 likes. The mastodon post has 688 boosts and 763 favorites.
Two browser tabs open. One has Mastodon open, and uBlock Origin doesn't report blocking anything. In the other, Bluesky is open, and uBlock Origin is reporting 47 things blocked.
A speech bubble from me having said “Ja,” and a complimentary comment below from the app that says “Great! You correctly used Ja to confirm your answer!”
Pull Request on GitHub with the title "Integration Test Email #1" and description "This template is used by integration tests only."
Still from an episode of Pokémon showing a town with a sign with the word “UNIX” on it
Apple Music focus playlist but the title is "concentration" in Spanish, with an accent over the O at the end of the word.
An email from a user. The subject is "Vers good new update," and the message is "Best of update forever."
The menu bar from a standard macOS app opened up to the Window dropdown to show the keyboard shortcuts to fill, center, or move and resize the window to left, right, top, bottom, or other areas on the screen.
Reconstructed skeleton of a Mamenchisaurus at a museum. It looks like a standard sauropod, but its neck is just ridiculously long, putting its head all the way near the ceiling.
A very poorly done edit of an Apatosaurus with Rosé’s head pasted on top of the dinosaurs head
A View-Master, the retro toy where you put in cards and can see 3D images of things
The bluesky content moderation settings adding the word “drake” to muted words and tags