Kevin

@ckstoopkid.bsky.social

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Camp Kesem alum. Recreational spreadsheeter for Sickos Committee. Do good recklessly.

Three skeets about doinks, including making fun of Messi for missing a PK, an appreciation for the sound of a particular doink, and an on the third day he doinked again joke
An end of game summary screen for the NWSL 75 point draft game. The team is aggressively average but somehow pulled 77 points. Prudent because Sam Kerr has 34 goals on the season
Jasper laying in his favorite dirt patch on the sun
The Messi statue with the world cup trophy in his crotch
0/4 duels won 0/1 aerial duels 0 was fouled 4 fouls committed
Jasper, looking happy with his dirty Frisbee
The same photo as above, now with a pausa de hidratación graphic
The referee for today's match, Ismail Elfath, dapping up Cameroon's Vincent Aboubakar before showing him a red card during the 2022 world cup
A EKG flatline and associated beep
Still from the video of the tourist getting yeeted by a bison in Yellowstone where the man is midair and rotating as the bison runs under. He's been relabeled as Lindsey Graham and the bison as "some previously eradicated diahreeal illness"
A full glass of water and half finished beer on a bar top
Graphic for the now-cancelled Big 12 Mexico game with Mexico crossed out. Below Mexico, also crossed out are Canada Brazil Australia and Germany, before getting to Colombia, which is not crossed out yet
Jesse "Moral Victory" Marsch with a speech Bible facing toward the quoted skeet
The two sides of a bus meme but both sides are nice. One reads "England loses to DR Congo" and the other "England has to play Mexico at the Azteca"
A Guinness soccer jersey, black shoulders with a cream sash and green torso. The Guinness harp is watermarked in lighter green across the body
Box score from the Penn State-Illinois 9 overtime game
Fotmob game stats South Africa 57% possession, 6 total shots, 1 on target, 9 touches in opposition box, 0.13 xG
VAR Revisión - Confusión de identidad
Tom Holland during his iconic lip sync to Umbrella. Water is pouring down all around him
A stock photo of an extremely worn out broom. Most of the bristles are missing
The poster for the 2008 Hayden Christiansen classic Jumper, edited to say Dumper
A small deck I built myself
Eastern Michigan coach Beef
Me, I'm the same kit as above
French passing map from the first half against Senegal, with no lines connecting Mbappe (misidentified as Lottin) to anyone in the midfield
Mac Jones feels comfortable telling the world he's a rapper because he's not in New England
Cabo Verde Soccer federation crest
Levi's Instagram profile, with the sheet wrapped logo from Levi's stadium instead of their usual logo in the profile picture
Me, in a DC cherry blossom kit from Olive & York
Garmin run summary 4.01 mi 38:26 9:35/mi
Waluigi and Wario
Garmin run summary
Jasper, a white and brindle bully mix, dressed as Donatello and guarding a pizza box
ULM Tide Rolled! Billboard but it's very poorly edited to say Jelly Rolled with Shakira's name over ULM
1 Southern Methodist (SMU) $12,100 2 Texas Christian (TCU) $11,746 3 South Florida (USF) $9,336 4 Rice $4,900 5 Marshall $4,595 6 Tulane $4,362 7 North Texas $2,436 8 Kennesaw State $2,229 9 Cincinnati $2,179 10 Marquette $2,169 11 East Carolina $1,715 12 Louisville $1,646
40.11 to ND
Rank Team Donations 1 Texas $21,867 2 Duke $12,211 3 Virginia (UVA) $9,318 4 Miami (FL) $7,333 5 Vanderbilt $5,581 6 USC (University Of Southern California) $3,691 7 Southern Methodist (SMU) $1,279
$50 to Bama for our new elephant allies
Rank Team Donations 1 Duke $11,082 2 Texas $8,803 3 Virginia (UVA) $8,259 4 Miami (FL) $5,783 5 Vanderbilt $5,260 6 USC (University Of Southern California) $2,505 7 Southern Methodist (SMU) $1,228
9.61 to PTKU
9.63 to PTKU
9.76 to smu
9.67 to Illinois
9.92 to Northwestern
9.79 to Ireland Rugby
9.75 donation receipt
9.68 donation receipt
9.33 to WashU
Rank Team Donations 1 Duke $7,954 2 Texas $7,202 3 Virginia (UVA) $6,942 4 Miami (FL) $5,128 5 Vanderbilt $4,655 6 USC (University Of Southern California) $2,143 7 Southern Methodist (SMU) $1,088
Donation receipt for $210 + fees
$8.59 donation to ODU
Donation receipt for $9.13+fees
Jeremiyah Love flying over a USC defender
Donation receipt for $99.90 monthly in honor of Jeremiyah Love dominating USC
Rank Team Donations 1 Protect Trans Kids University $76,616 2 Liberty $0
8 Southern Mississippi $103 9 Coastal Carolina $69 10 Old Dominion $45 11 Marshall $32
Donation receipt for $60. Approximately $1 per hour between scheduling the BYU game to kickoff in 2020
NC State $525 Houston $113 UCF $104
NC State as the lone remaining $0 line in the ACC leaderboard
B1G #charitibundibowl standings. USC is the only school with no donations