emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

@clamdove.bsky.social

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thon/thon she/her chronic dumbass, chronic smartass. dni if you dont want to pfp by me banner by @ultimatelie.bsky.social no promo no ai im ≥18 no horny talk, but i talk about sex & follow nsfw 💜 @dizzydaisy909.bsky.social (some nsfw)

cropped screenshot of genius's listing for the album "overkill" by motorhead, with the song "i'll be your sister" highlighted
side view of s4-n5, which more clearly shows that his legs are in the style of an astromech droid
s4-n5, a cross between sans and r2-d2. he has a head closely resembling r2's, though it notably has the delta rune on it. his body more closely resembles sans's, but his legs are styled after r2's (though this isn't very clear from the image) and he doesn't look like a skeleton at all. he also has a series of red lights on his torso
xkcd #1332. white hat says to cueball: "YEAH, BUT IF I'M CONSIDERATE TOWARD ONE PERSON ABOUT ONE THING, WHAT'S NEXT? BEING NICE TO *OTHER* PEOPLE ABOUT *OTHER* THINGS? WHERE DOES IT *END?*"
ms paint art of aqua (left) and lancer (right) from deltarune, with the sprites i used as references in the top corners aqua is sitting down while holding a knife covered in blood. the blood has an arrow pointing to it, revealing that it's actually salsa lancer is standing proudly with his tongue sticking out, holding a jar of salsa. there is an arrow pointing to the jar, which says "god knows", indicating that the jar contains an unknown liquid that is probably not salsa
that image of masahiro sakurai with purple and yellow chairs in the background, only the purple one has been crudely edited to be pink
an image of a polar bear holding a bottle of Woka-Cola, with the caption "BE LESS WHITE" (quotes part of caption)
mario 64 color font, used for the hud. courtesy of spriters' resource, ripped by reese rivers
screenshot from clearsky, of a list created by mangaturtle.bsky.social (nickname is "Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D)") the list is called "Shitlibs", and its description is "A shitlib is someone who outwardly expresses left leaning social identity politics while supporting/excusing/defending policies that continue to systematically devalue the rights and QOL of everyday people, especially people of at risk demographics."
gif from the simpsons season 5 episode 15, deep space homer. homer is outside the power plant, in a crowd. he angrily shouts "INANIMATE, HUH!? I'LL SHOW HIM INANIMATE!" and stands perfectly still as the crowd walks away and the sun begins to set
current profile picture of the person im replying to it's an abstract black and white drawing of someone with long-ish hair wearing a suit. only one of their eyes has been drawn, and the background appears to be some kind of weird fucked up clock it was drawn by JustVektor on the SCP Wiki
an edit of the title screen of sonic & knuckles, such that sonic is absent and there are many copies of knuckles's model instead. the title reads "KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA IN KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES", with the character select offering knuckles four times and no other option
a toad with flesh-colored clothing (and no mushroom cap) holding mips in mario 64. the two are positioned such that toad's crotch appears to be rubbing against mips's rear end. their bodies are facing off to the left, but toad is looking towards the viewer
an edit of a nancy comic, entitled "homophobic NANCY" and supposedly made "by Bill" the comic is 3 panels panel 1: nancy stands on a machine labelled "WEIGHT AND FORTUNE" and puts in a coin panel 2: nancy reads a card that says "YOU ARE GAY" panel 3: nancy is visibly disturbed by this
a screenshot of a discord conversation between Sammy and emily (me) Sammy: The dentist wants the money by Sunday or he’s taking the surgery off the books…. I’m going to cry Tried to get a payday loan but got denied, my last chance is to sell my grandmothers heirloom jewellery I was supposed to wear to my wedding… it breaks my heart but it has to be done emily: are you sure the gofundme wont come thru? and that you cant complain to anyone to make the dentists accept dental plan money? because i refuse to believe that they can just get away with this Sammy: The go fund me has one funder right now, I’m nowhere close to my goal. I don’t know many people able to help, so this is probably my last chance to get it done emily: i could try posting it in more places Sammy: Thank you. If I don’t have the money by Saturday I’m selling the jewelry on Sunday morning at a pawn shop. I just can’t deal with the pain anymore
front cover of a pamphlet CANADA IS TARGETING VISAS House of Commons votes on March 23rd! WE HAVE NO TIME TO HESITATE Fight back against deportation of your community members! Bill C-12 will take away people YOU know if left unchecked! Email/Letter/Phonecall/Chalkwriting campaign: Radstorm (2177 Gottingen Street) Friday, March 20th 3:00 PM to 8:00PM Drop-In event
Now he is dripping on it repeatedly. Note the dripping sounds.
a black and white ms paint drawing, made with a mouse a girl is at a desktop computer, watching a video of someone screaming about A Thing. what exactly the person is saying is obscured by the things that are physically in the room, but you can make out "THIS THING FUCKING SUCKS AND ANYONE ... CAN LICK MY PITS YO ... FUCKER AAAAA ... AAAA ... AAAA ... AAAA ... CUNT ... A ... A ... A ... A ... A", written with a free hand (as opposed to using a font) the person screaming is pointing with her thumb at a strange creature. it has a vaguely cat-like head, with four legs, two arms, and a tail attached directly to the head (a la kirby). below the creature is a warning sign, specifically a triangle with an exclamation mark inside. like the emoji ⚠ the girl watching the video has a big smile and a twinkle in her eye. she says (in comic sans): "waoh this thing looks awesome!!!! i should see what other cool stuff this person talks about :D" "clamdove" is written in the bottom left corner, with a smiley face next to it. it's meant as a watermark, but it's on the girl's shirt, so you could see it as me saying that i am the viewer here
a pixelated and highly-saturated image of the earth (oriented so that only north and south america are visible), along with its moon top text: Welcome to the real world! bottom text: Be careful! Anything done here will have consequences.
a screenshot of the advancement "How Did We Get Here?", from minecraft java edition "How Did We Get Here?" "Have every effect applied at the same time"
an image of a digital clock without numerals. the time is just a colon, with an extra light if it's pm
cover art for sonic adventure 2: battle
modified panel from the comic "the adventures of tintin" captain haddock, visibly stressed and tired, says "What a week, huh?" tintin responds "Captain, it's Wednesday" the dog who i dont know the name of is excitedly drinking alcohol from a glass
the thwomp sprite in the legend of zelda: four swords adventures
the thwomp sprite in the legend of zelda: oracle of ages/seasons
picture of gta v crashing, provoking the standard "program has stopped working" windows error message, while subtitles say "Prepare for the No Crashes Challenge."
screenshot of an unsent skeet from me. it is 139 characters over the character limit. the text of the skeet is as follows: in super mario bros (1993), king koopa is played by dennis hopper on gorillaz's 2005 album "demon days", the song "fire coming out of the monkey's head" contains spoken word vocals provided by dennis hopper demon days also has a song called "november has come", with rapping done by mf doom mf doom's 2004 album "mm food" has a song called "hoe cakes", featuring the line "own his own throne, the boss like king koopa" it's all conected...
art of bowser from the mario world manual. it looks a lot like the mario 1 sprite, but with colors matching that of the sm64 model (aside from his horns and spikes being yellow, and his eyes being blue), and with proportions that are a little closer to said model. his spikes are longer, and he has a mohawk and eyebrows. interestingly, the spikes on his shell have rings around their bases, and he has spikes on his tail (perhaps the tail spikes weren't present in mario 64 to make it clearer that you could grab his tail without getting hurt?)
left: one of bowser's sprites in super mario bros 1 right: bowser's model in super mario 64 (1996) of note is that both depictions share a hunched posture and an unusually-large snout however, smb1 bowser has bigger and differently-shaped eyes, no eyebrows, a different color palette, a different arrangement of spikes on his shell, no mohawk, differently-positioned horns (positioned closer to where his mohawk is in sm64), no tail, and a few other differences i didnt notice or dont feel are significant
a screenshot of me in the "reply" textbox on bluesky, with no words written. at the bottom of the window is a popup asking me if im writing in latin
screenshot of an instagram message which says "fairly average french onion soup <3333"
poster for the movie "spin̈al tap ii: the end continues". notably, the ii in the logo is spelt with a piece of stonehenge (two vertical stones with a horizontal stone laid on top), such that it more closely resembles the greek letter pi (the vertical stone on the right is even slightly curved like the right leg of pi often is!)
a photo of "weird al" yankovic on a white background, with a speech bubble at the top such that it looks like he's saying the text of the post above (only the post above contains no text, so it doesnt actually make that much sense)
from left to right, top to bottom: fire flower, ice flower, bubble flower, two designs for the superball flower, and gold flower. all of these are crudely-drawn and lack shading. all of the flowers have the same green stem, save for the superball flower on the left and the gold flower, which are described below. each of my designs has official art of the flower beneath it, while the fire and superball flowers also have their in-game sprites present the fire flower is mostly based off of its mario world design the ice flower has a cyan snowflake for a head the bubble flower's head is three circles connected by a thin stem, meant to look like bubbles. the bottom bubble is colored like the middle of the official design's head, while the top two bubbles are colored like the purple section that surrounds it. the stem is cyan, like the official design both designs of the superball flower have balls for heads. the design on the left is light pink with a grey stem. its leaves are ovals with lines in them to represent the veins or whatever it is that actual leaves have, but they're in such a pattern that they make the leaves resemble footballs. the leaves are staggered vertically the design on the right has a dark blue head. it is unique in that it has shading, purely so that i could use both colors of the official art beneath it the gold flower is entirely gold-colored, with an elongated stem and a gold ingot for a head. it has a smiley face with dollar signs for eyes i dont have enuf room to include all the text in the image. said text can be found in my reply
mario world fire flower sprite but this time with a white background (as opposed to a black background, which completely obscures the sprite's outline
sprite of the fire flower in super mario world
20 bsky notifications
a screencap of citizen kang, from treehouse of horror vii (the simpsons s08e01). "bob dole" stands behind a podium next to "bill clinton", and states "THE POLITICS OF FAILURE HAVE FAILED. WE NEED TO MAKE THEM WORK AGAIN."
a thwomp as seen in super mario kart. it's a stone cylinder with an angry face on it
a thwomp as seen in super mario galaxy. its edges are not pointy, making it appear safe to touch
from left to right: undertale art book, undertale collector's edition for nintendo switch
24 Aug, 2017 Sonic Mania 24 Aug, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 25.00 Wallet Credit 9 Jul, 2017 Who's Your Daddy 9 Jul, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 14 May, 2017 Half-Life 14 May, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 6 May, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 22 Dec, 2016 Garry's Mod 22 Dec, 2016 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 9 Jul, 2016 Mighty No. 9 - Release 9 Jul, 2016 Purchased CDN$ 25.00 Wallet Credit
a youtube thumbnail featuring mon mothma, a neimoidian character i dont know the name of, a human star wars character i dont know the name of, and the words "NO CIS ALLOWED"
a screenshot of the character/thing naming screen at the beginning of earthbound. the textbox flavor has been set to mint. ness is named "Frisk", paula is named "Chara", jeff is named "Kris", and poo is named "Susie"
a comment from Chaosdoesthings on youtube, 9 days ago. their avatar is a picture of shadow the hedgehog The people complaining about "childish intrests" are the same people who get invested in sports to the point they actually get annoyed when their team doesnt win the comment has 4.2k likes, and was hearted by the creator of the video it's under
three youtube channels in my subscriptions called "Placeholder", each with an entirely black profile picture
a screenshot from south park s01e01, "cartman gets an anal probe". cartman is standing next to kyle and kenny, with a robot sticking out of his ass. the floor behind him is on fire, and he is scared
a picture of my switch, with the file select in 3d all stars mario 64 open. all 4 save files have 120 stars
viewing "Just One Day - 2winz^2 (Official Video)" from brian david gilbert on the youtube mobile app (from youtube's ai thingy) Topic: Brian, David, and Gilbert reunite
brain yelling "I'M HAVING SEX!!!"
font entitled "i am a designer"
galaxy brain
promo art for mario bros, showing mario bent over looking at something. notably, his hat and overalls are blue, while his shirt is red
a partially disassembled original model gambe boy advance, sitting on a plate. there is also a screwdriver and a qtip on the plate
my face, entirely obscured by long brown hair
a brown, black, and white cat in loaf position on a made bed. the bed has a stuffed panda lying on it