Clara Thomas

@clarathomas.co

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Deer. Formerly @WeakJoke on Twitter. Advocate for boring gays. Chicagoland sketch/improv comedy writer/performer. IT engineer striving for a greater degree of jocularity. 🏳️‍⚧️, she/her. Vegan animal.

Abe Simpson at the typewriter, caption reads: "There are too many corrupt judges nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."
God I hate writing descriptions. It's my wife and I being all gay and shit. We're, uh, smiling? I'm wearing a Master Splinter "the future is female" shirt, she's wearing a Star Trek DS9 "Friend of Dax" shirt. I'm too tall.
Death Becomes Her when they've turned into reconstructed, painted messes
A semi truck branded "Force Trans Inc"
Little silicone adhesive door bumper pad things, they come in large packs with many to a sheet
Raw and unfiltered honey
Kathryn Hunter as Eedy Karn in Andor
The Flyers mascot gritty in a store surrounded by Gritty toys
Scott Thompson tweet: "I stand with Graham Linehan"
As you may be aware, funding for some government agencies, including portions of the Department of Veterans Affairs, expired at midnight this morning. President Trump opposes a lapse in appropriations, and on September 19, the House of Representatives passed, with the Trump Administration's support, a clean continuing resolution to fund the government through November 21. Unfortunately, Democrats are blocking this Continuing Resolution in the U.S. Senate due to unrelated policy demands. During the current lapse in funding, the vast majority of VA benefits and services will continue uninterrupted, but the government shutdown is not without consequences to VA. Here is what you need to know:
David Duchovny as Denise in Twin Peaks
Me laying in bed with a blåhaj over my shoulder
Forearm tattoo reading "goodbye sadness / hello jokes"
A hand opens a drawer to find a goofy little Batman plush face
They have been clarifying these issues recently. As of now, the only Transgender Care we're allowed to provide is HRT and only for those who were already on HRT prior to the Executive Order. Sorry we were unable to get this done before the cutoff. :(
That worm ass moon outside my window again
a fawn curled up on a blanket with the text "can you let me sleep for a few more minutes"
A dilute calico snuggled up between my arm and my body
Picture from AEW Dynamite. Ricochet is on the enhanceway, a mic in hand and gesturing sarcastically. Behind him is a woman holding a sign over the security rail reading "COCO IS A DUMB BITCH'
A tall lady with curly hair in a pink hoodie and skinny jeans very intently setting an invisible table on stage
Headline with a red carpet picture of Karla Sofía Gascón, reading "Best actress nominee Karla Sofía Gascón apologizes for posts criticizing Muslims, George Floyd and the Oscars"
Shocked Pikachu meme, the old version that's way more blurry than it has any right to be, considering the quality of contemporary media
Alright, here goes nothing. I've tried to be pretty open about the struggles I've had over the years. I've been locked in an ongoing war against the axis forces of depression and anxiety: trading wins and losses, going cold for spells, and at times have been on the brink of mutually assured destruction. In the ebbs and flows of this fight, I eventually came to terms with the fact that there was also a proxy war going on. For the longest time I've also been under attack by an insidious belligerent hiding in the shadows. A threat that I could not even bear to acknowledge: gender dysphoria. The hurt that gender dysphoria causes can be Machiavellian. So rarely does it just step up and announce itself for what it is. It takes up guerilla tactics instead, hiding its power, masking its intentions, stopping at nothing to hide its true, nightmarish nature. When it is finally revealed, like the greater villain looming over an endless series of misdeeds, it's a shock to see who was pulling th
Article stating: Grindr Loses Almost Half Its Staff on 2-Day RTO Requirement About 80 of 178 employees resigned as remote work restricted CEO says firm is smaller than ideal but positive for margins
Headline reading "Coast Guard arrests a man trying to run a giant hamster wheel across the Atlantic"
An NFL football bursting through an attempted depiction of a cloud, but just looks like gooey white stuff.
Sign reading "notice, wet paint, do not touch to see if it is! Thanks TOM"