Liz

@classytart.bsky.social

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Oh, who knows. Perfect life simplicity engine, hurtling towards a chaotic breakfast

A tabby cat is hiding under the bathtub. Her human's hand is trying to get her to trust him and she is screaming. She got there by popping the bath panel off.
My weather app showing it's 14⁰ and foggy here in the Old Town
97% humidity in my weather app this morning
72% Woke - 28% Chud 30% Techbro - 70% Neo-Luddite 63% Hopepilled - 37% Doomer 88% Davos - 12% Dubai My closest match: Pope Leo XIV
Weather app shows the humidity is 93%
We look through glass panels, over a small double bed, and out a large window onto the runway of Frankfurt airport, with planes taxiing to their gates. We assume the planes are far enough away that passengers cannot see the showerer
Two little puppies, one mostly black, one mostly tan, RUNNING towards me, ears flapping
Very online person subpost in the TMNT logo generator
Text from Dad: Well, I said no cake but actually Viv had bought me a pack of four cup cakes but Richard found them and ate I've, so I got one with a candle in it and they ate the other two with me at the pottery session. Me: Hahaha, Richard owes you a cake!
User profile of @why.bsky.team shows they are blocking me and I'm blocking them via the list "The Great AI - NFT - CRYPTO Cull"
Mr Blobby and Dan Levy doing a sideways hug and smiling together, backstage, I think of Claudia Winkleman's talk show
Siem Reap, Cambodia Distance: 77km Score: 98 (x3) Just a stone's throw away
Blackjack the cat is asleep on top of my heated clothes airer
A ziplock plastic bag shoved inside a Pyrex jug, keeping it open
A DVD of the BBC sitcom The High Life
68139575 is a new number! Found just now you've found 1 new number
Score of 9.80 accuracy, two bright pinky purple shades, my guess at the top only just missed the shade below
One date, for instance, looked at me quizzically when I joked that I admired her decisiveness after she took more than five minutes to choose a drink. I stopped making [...]
Text conversation Friend: Maybe! That feels very 2019 Me: Really? I thought it felt quite 1995
Handwritten, Liz von Verwüstung
A very smart red door for flat 1, somewhere
Text notification from my Dad. It is a thumbs up emoji. Nothing else. 100% pure Dadding In the image I have for him, he's hiding behind a sign that says "Hide"
Alex Monroe necklace, here in silver. It's shaped like a little frame with a heart hanging below it and a hand clasping either side of the open frame, like a square goatsi
A paper bag full of loads of only the white ones from Haribo jelly babies. You can't buy them in single flavours, you have to save them from lots and lots of bags of mixed jelly babies
An A4 printed paper sign blutacked to the wall at Haymarket station. It says "Toilets out of order please use platform 1"
Stolen from Google maps, a photo someone took of Advocate's Close with its many, many stairs
It's a gravestone in affectionate remembrance of Fanny Fiddling, who passed to the homeland aged 68 years. And her husband. I saw them in a churchyard today
A little black and white cat giving the hard stare
A still from this video, with subtitle 'Omigod, Mom!' And the comely daughter mid eye-roll
The SB bunny figure and dozens of other rabbit figurines dressed for work and play
Clip from the attached piece. Text reads "Because the makers of AI aren't damned by their failures, they're damned by their goals."
The goose from the Untitled Goose Game. He has lovely orange feet, just like me in my orange socks
Royal Mail proof of delivery photo showing my parcel held over a wooden floor, in the background there is a hint of a dark painted wood panel and a shiny brass foot rail, suggesting the panelling is a bar in a newly refitted traditional pub. I don't live in a pub
Two white girls/ young women with their cat. One girl is seated, holding the small white and tabby cat, the other stands with her arm around the seated girl, and looks at the camera. Her dress has embroidered details.
My weather app shows that here in Edinburgh it is 17⁰C, light rain, with daily high temp of 23⁰ and low of 14⁰. There's an illustration of a woman in boots with a brolly, which is a bit much for how the day actually is
The sky is blue and full of white fluffy clouds, the land is dark jaggy hills covered in snow, and the water is almost glass-smooth and contains a a few tiny bits of floe ice, and the reflections of the hills and clouds. It's a beautiful day in Svalbard
An 8ml tube of Dr Lipp original nipple balm (it has a lip balm style nozzle) and a 200ml tub of Prounol pure lanolin, which is slightly less good
One woman, from County Durham, said the huge gap in her and her partner’s unshared earnings meant that she had decided against having children. “He’s on £200,000, I’m on £34,000. He’s made clear that future bills would need to be split 50/50. I’d normally be able to apply for universal credit during maternity leave and for help with childcare costs, but because of my partner’s high salary I’m not entitled to any help, despite the fact that I don’t benefit from his income in any way,” she said.
A little black and white cat is playing with a toy bear. The bear is stripey and has a party hat and balloon
Age recommendation: 18+ Content warning: Contains explicit content and scenes of a sexual nature, which some audience members may find intriguing. Also contains bright flashes of light during scene changes.
The image is of my leg straight out in front of me as I sit on a black sand beach in Antarctica. A young Gentoo penguin is resting his tummy on my calf and is looking towards me. We are friends.
Dymo tape text says "I love this"
Three slices of cheese on toast under the grill, nearly ready
Screenshot of my weather app. It's on a grey background, which is a blurred distance shot of the north sea. The app says 4⁰, old town, rain
GIF search results of nothing but anime women, often dressed as mushrooms, for some reason
Against a background of trees, a big yellow sign with words in black saying "CAUTION This sign has SHARP EDGES do not touch the edges of this sign" It's a very old joke sign, not a real one
Menu snippet Huevos revueltos Scrambledd egss (Scrambled with 2 ds, eggs with 1 g and 2 s)
Price U$D Dollars
My Edinburgh weather. 6⁰C, showers, wind, sunset at 16:23
I'm holding up a card square with earrings on. The card square shows they were made by someone caked Tied with Twine. The earrings are little ceramic, blue-green glazed Xmas trees, with gold trunk and a small hoop linking them to a gold star shaped stud. They are really cute
A lovely brown tabby cat sitting on my lap. She's taken hold of my glass nail file and appears to be using it on her left hand's claws
Torness power station snapped from the train window. I am in love with the colour of this building - it always matches the sky
Really Not Really by Fee Griffin, published by Broken Sleep. It's a small grey book of poetry
A4 printed page saying "good news, or systems are back up and running please had to reception to get your keys cut, sorry for the inconvenience"
Flag-banner thing. It says in big letters "We do this not because it is easy" then slightly smaller "but because we thought it would be easy"
Google Street View snap of a narrow paved alley steeply up a hill between high buildings. It's not especially scenic, there's some tags on the walls and path