Gabriel Clermont

@clermont.bsky.social

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Guy being a guy

"Tell white people Juneteenth is regional and they be so crushed. "What are you doing for Juneteenth?" Katy that is TX thing. We were free on time."
Screenshot from a group text where someone sent a Google Gemini AI screenshot with the heading "Iran Strikes Market Impact" - The philosophical question of "Regime Change from Within" is the pivot point for the entire global economy in 2026. If the Iranian people can successfully transition their government, we aren't just looking at a "Buy the Dip" moment-we're looking at a generational investment opportunity similar to the fall of the Berlin Wall.
It’s a brooch that looks like goatse. Tbh, I feel kinda bad cuz I explained to this woman that her brooch looks like an early internet fetish porn photo that was huge on the internet in the early 2000s and she was distressed because she inherited it and it’s been in her family for generations but at the end of the day it’s just a brooch that looks like goatse, I’m sorry.
A screenshot of that fucking video of AOC millenial-y frolicking across a Boston University rooftop with BOSTON UNIVERSITY emblazoned across her chest.
Jiang Zemin wearing his pants REALLY high