Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe

@cleverhandlehere.bsky.social

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Writer, data journalist, dad. Described by my son as “not diabolical.” Nerd for Star Trek, Phish, footy and baseball. Once I saw a blimp. Co-host of Three for the Show podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/three-for-the-show/id1788619878

Nathan Fielder, pictured without friends.
Menos, played by Bruce Davison, sitting at a table in the Enterprise episode “The Seventh” but the way the scene is blocked, he looks like he’s sitting at a piano, ready to play.
Henry Archer and a young Jonathan Archer from the pilot episode of “Enterprise”
A picture of an alien band playing, Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes, aka the Cantina Band from "Star Wars: A New Hope."
A title card from Star Trek: Voyager that says “Time for my emotional support Star Trek”
Title card from Star Trek Voyager saying “Don’t Worry, Everything Resets at the End Of This One”
Deep Space 9 title card saying “Dukat Is On One Again”
Star Trek title card saying: The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink.
Mike Said No, a Phish lament
My two cats staring at absolutely nothing at the same time.
Old twitter meme: it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”
Friendship meme, except about VAR.
The dead beat dad joke from Twitter about a child having bad vibes
A Japanese man speaking into a microphone as others attempt to stop him, known as the “Would” meme
Benjamin Bratt and Jerry Orbach on “Law and Order”
Patrick Stewart at Gurney Halleck in the 80s movie version of “Dune,” long before he played Captain Jean Luc Picard.
The “moon’s haunted” meme: nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
A letterboxed review for “Alien” saying “almost perfect, I just wish there was more than one alien in it” followed by a review for “Aliens” simply saying: “holy hell”
Two men in a library, one looking at a book and pulling it out as the other tells him to stop. From Enterprise, Season 2 episode "Shockwave, Part II"
An adult content tag on an extremely SFW photo
Erin Andrew’s wearing … a giant skunk pelt? On Fox pregame.
Mariam Webster’s word for me for 2026 is zip-line. Which is the only reason I’m here.
astronauts saying "it's all Alf hog" with the other saying "always has been" except this time it's in German
two astronauts, one saying "It's all Alf hog?" and the other, holding a gun, saying "Always has been" as they overlook BlueSky. Which has always been about Alf hog.
An orc from “Lord of the Rings” with a Santa hat on, saying “The age of men over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun”
Taylor Swift saying “Let’s go do this” while wearing an Eagles sweatshirt
Taylor Swift in an Eagles sweatshirt saying “Let’s do this”
Hanukkah menorah on night one, with two candles burning.
First night of Hanukkah, with a menorah lit up with two candles.
Samuel L Jackson as Jules in “Pulp Fiction” smiling broadly
My orange boy, Jupiter, and my 8-month-old kitty, Allie, sitting together in a small cat bed.
Defaced poster from the tv mini-series “V”
Zathras say Zathras is pictured here. Zathras is a large, hairy alien from the show “Babylon 5”
A tumblr thread that says as follows: Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
"There Are Four Lights" in the Mamdani for NYC font, making a Star Trek joke.
Louise Fletcher as Kai Winn in DS9, she is wearing holy robes and a goofy hat. She’s also patronizingly calling you “my child.”
My brown tabby kitty sitting on my lap.
A Black model wearing a white wrap covering very little of his upper body and hips.
The “I am Spartacus” scene from the movie “Spartacus” with slaves standing up to say they are Spartacus, but the meme is them saying “I am Nate Silver” because we all know he has a ton of burner accounts on BlueSky
A joke about Andrew Cuomo not really being a New York City guy vs Zohan Mamdani truly being an NYC guy and someone who can Remember Some Guys
Patrick Stewart playing Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol” yelling out a window “Boy, what day is this?” The answer here being “New Trek Ranks day” rather than the traditional answer of “Christmas”
Enabrin Tain telling young Garak in a cartoon in the style of The New Yorker “Son, if you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.”
A black shirt with a rainbow colored logo that says “Taylor Swift” in the shape of a fish, much like the classic logo of the band Phish.
Me feeding a capybara at an animal preserve in 2024.
A gray cat, Allie, and an orange cat, Jupiter, trying to fit in a cat bed that is too small for them. There are, of course, other beds available.
Bilby from the show “Deep Space 9”
Don Draper, as played by Jon Hamm on the show "Mad Men" saying "That's what the money is for" though in this case, we replaced "money" with "tarp." GA, man, it's a wretched hive of scum and villany.
Kirk and Spock from Star Trek caught canoodling at a Coldplay concert
Man in uniform holding up a baseball and smiling. It’s Ben Sisko, from Deep Space 9, as played by Avery Brooks.
Man wearing old-time pajamas shouting out an open window, from A Christmas Carol
A fake logo for the Shitposters Union, Local 69420 featuring a black-skinned hand and a white-skinned hand clasped on a laptop monitor
From “Star Trek: The Next Generation” Lwaxana Troi arriving for her wedding wearing nothing, as is Betazed tradition.
Squidward (as the United States) sitting in the dark watching SpongeBob (as Australia) and Patrick (as Canada) outside having fun. Congrats to the countries who rejected right-wing leaders!
Headline from The Onion, America’s finest news source: “Historians: Quibbling over exact definition of concentration camp sign of healthy society”