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a.k.a. Sam • disabled 30+ queer freak (he/him) • personal & fandom ⚰️🕊️ • not your babysitter 🔞 FFXIV: Mikh'a Rintala @ Adamantoise (⚠️ 7.x spoilers!) @catboylife.bsky.social Icon: @ivlice.bsky.social

Two images of Gordon Ramsay. On the left he's hugging a child and saying "oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous." On the right he looks annoyed while saying "you fucking donkey."
Chatty Hoobigo
A screenshot of Meteor's new hairstyle in Evercold, which is short in the back, parted off to one side, and slightly covering one eye
Mikh'a with a shiny glowing sword and shield
A slightly crunchy picture of Mikh'a sitting in the flowers at the Royal Menagerie in Ala Mhigo around sunset.
Three different kinds of coins, one bronze, one silver, and six gold. You need one of each type to upgrade your gear, and you get one coin per run of each associated alliance raid, which means I need to run two raids five times each in order to have enough coins to upgrade six pieces of gear.
Namjoon and Yoongi side by side in a debut promo photo
The gate at the front of the house, with brick pillars and a wooden arch. The wooden gate itself is almost comically small, as if to merely slow visitors down rather than prevent their entry. There are glowing orange flower lamps on pillars out front, as well as a small lantern hanging from the wooden arch.
A zoomed out view of a cottage that looks straight out of a fairytale. The red wooden shingled roof is covered with well maintained hanging ivy and flowers. There's a gentle warm glow from the windows and lights scattered throughout fully fenced yard.
A tumblr post by user cheaphalloweencostume that reads "im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting"
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Mara and Mikh'a flying on their Magicked Card mounts with the Gold Saucer in the background
Mara and Mikh'a sitting on a bench in Gridania, leaning into and gazing at each other.
A MyChart screenshot of an option to "schedule an appointment for your referral to speech therapy."
“The Zenith of Craftsmanship” complete! Your reputation has increased to Bloodsworn. You have achieved Bloodsworn reputation with the Mogmenders. Furthermore, you will receive an experience point bonus upon completion of the moogle society daily quests.
A pink haired catgirl laughing into her hand while sitting sidesaddle on a crescent moon mount featuring a tiny bunny. Her outfit is a white frilly top with long blue sleeves and a long blue tailcoat skirt thing in the back, black shorts, sheer black thigh high stockings, and black knee high boots. She also has blue frameless glasses, a blue and white laurel wreath on her head, and blue sage weapons on her back.
A chat log with the sentence "Dun Scaith has ended" followed by "You received a player commendation" 6 times in a row.
A Mii with red hair and eyes and face paint that gives him cat ears.
A 4 by 4 grid of portraits showing off the different glams for 8 combat jobs, in order: bard, summoner, white mage, paladin, astrologian, viper, red mage, and dark knight. They each show off different elements of her feminine and playful personality as well as her combat prowess and confidence.
A pink haired catgirl in a pink dress cackling like a '90s anime villainess.
Alpha and Omega passed out on the floor of a saloon.
"Journey to the Forbidden Land, Eureka Anemos?"
The same Elezen, unmodded. He looks roughly the same, but with a bra instead of chest binding, no tattoos, fewer accessories, and no eye or lip makeup.
A swashbuckling Elezen with a long coat and tattoos, his chest bound using bandages. He's pointing over the wheel of his ship at something behind the camera.
Two text documents side by side, one titled 7.0 goals and the other titled 8.0 goals. 7 out of 11 of the goals on the left were completed, with the remaining 4 being optional. The right side has 5 primary goals and 5 secondary goals.
A wide angle view of a shady botanical room. The sky appears to peek through a leafy latticed ceiling onto a floral grassy floor. There are many colorful plants and soft lights giving the room a fantasy garden feel.
Duty Information: The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate)
Two characters showing off a mamool ja named Toraal Ja.
A drawing of me wearing a cat-ear headband and a shirt that says "I attended FFXIV FanFest 2026 and went home with one less organ"
A pile of 3 ECG stickers on a hospital bed
Funny standing cat that is apparently a new race in the upcoming FFXIV expansion Evercold
Me in a hospital bed and gown looking pale and awful but giving a peace sign anyway
A pale arm with an IV and two feet in mustard yellow grippy socks chilling in a hospital bed surrounded by yellow curtains.
A zoomed in shot of the Final Fantasy Fan Festival 2026 sign on the Anaheim convention center.
Graves from Deadlock blushing at a very tiny hand drawn Rem from Deadlock and saying "Everyone's so charmed by you, Rem."
A screenshot showing the first 4 residents of my island: Sam, Czub, G'raha, and Mikh'a
"What's your name?" "Blorbo"
The UWU Dark Knight weapon on Rhemi's back.
Baby Rhemi, wearing a pink shirt with a red vest and a white and yellow flower crown.
"Duty Complete" in front of Mikh'a in the Weapon's Refrain (Ultimate) arena
Progressing: UWU 8.22% P5
The Ultima Weapons 2 wipes, 93% P5 and 64% P5
A meme edited to say "I've only had Graves Deadlock for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
Two hot pink bitches dressed all in white stand on top of a wedding altar table, flanked by a couple of cool cats.
An adventurer plate with a light blue outdoor cafe vibe featuring some climbing ivy.
A Discord conversation between four people. Mara: it's yucky. tbf the whole fight is yucky Mikh'a: you would never survive menstruation. glooper is a natural part of the lindwurm reproductive cycle Anonymized person 1: if two lindwurms spend a bunch of time together do they sync their glooper cycles? Anonymized person 2: We'll find out in the ultimate
61,937,517 gil
Four different colored demiatmas in Rhemi's inventory. There are 6 colors and you need 6 of each for a glowy relic weapon. They're pretty rare drops.
Rhemi wearing a pink space helmet with cat ears that obscures her face, a short pink dress with white frills, black fingerless gloves, white thigh high stockings, and black combat boots with pink laces. She's also wielding two short swords that are glowing pink.
FFXIV search info showing Rhemi Rintala's home world is now Adamantoise.
Headshot of a pink-haired catgirl with a neutral expression, wearing glasses with red lenses, a red flower crown, and a red and white outfit.
A Twitter post reading "Keep my bitch wife's name out your mouth"
A pink carbuncle in FF14
A poorly drawn pink carbuncle with a very unimpressed expression
A very far zoomed out photo of Mikh'a and Mara hanging out with two blue antelope creatures in the snow.
Kris Wolfheart's post reading "you should never scream at someone who makes less than six figures."
Rhemi in her freshly dyed pink Majestic Dress holding her new Dark Knight sword.