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@clevertitle.bsky.social

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On my best days I post nothing

Handsome Western Fence Lizard in repose
An AI spoof of Mitch McConnell‘s “proof of life“ photo. Mitch is standing, throwing a kick higher than his head.
Cartoon in the style of the New Yorker Magazine, Grim Reaper standing in front of Mitch McConnell's front door, there are two speech bubbles, intentionally left blank to give folks an opportunity to engage in the creative process of cartooning
Starlink antenna mounted high in a pine tree
A mule deer walks through my front yard
On Hitler’s birthday in 1945 he came out of the bunker long enough to say hello to some Hitler youth that no doubt would be splattered by Russian forces in the next coming days
A chipmunk photographed at full gallop running across my studio floor. It's very dramatic and impactful because none of his legs are touching the ground, he almost appears to be flying about 1 inch above the floor.
A chipmunk running at full gallop, while he's not smiling something about his body language says "I'm really happy".
A woman struggling to conceal her Transylvanian canines
Chilkoot pass 1898, black-and-white image shows a long line of wannabe goldminers making their way single file over the pas to the Klondike to strike it rich.
A poster divided into two panels. The top panel shows a large fish chasing 12 tiny fish, beneath that. "DO NOT PANIC" In the lower panel the large fish is now swimming away from the tiny fish as they have formed into the shape of an even larger fish now chasing the original large fish. (not my best alt description🫤)
A Bluesky account header with an attractive female avatar that is following 117 accounts and has 28 followers. it seems unusual for an account that has never posted nor replied to have 28 followers. Is it the winning smile? 🤔
Image of "chicken of the Forest" fungi it appears like swollen cabbage leaves died orange similar to candy corn then loosely stacked on top of each other, emerging from the bark of an oak tree
four unnamed golf players that left the PGA to join LIV. Wearing blue sport shirts they’re standing with their arms around each other, smiling
Photograph of gas prices posted at a gas station $5.79 for regular 87 octane $7.49 diesel #2 cash prices. Credit prices not shown .10c more
Picture of the Starwood nightclub marquee located on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood circa 1980 performing groups – Damaged Head, Wall of Voodoo, The Blasters, Plimsouls, Phil Seymour.
Pictured are the two characters from the tediously vanilla "love is…" Cartoon the female appears to be wearing stiletto pumps while the male ogles her behind
The cover of Russell Brand's latest book "How to become a Christian in seven days". Subtitle "May take 50 years of sin and serious fuck ups to get you started" A spartan beige background with a dark gray crucifix centered on the cover. Not apparent at first that the crucifix is comprised of dead flies. There are also five flies that appear to be walking around other areas of the cover.
The cover of Russell Brand's latest book "How to become a Christian in seven days". Subtitle "May take 50 years of sin and serious fuck ups to get you started" A spartan beige background with a dark gray crucifix centered on the cover. Not apparent at first that the crucifix is comprised of dead flies. There are also five flies that appear to be walking around other areas of the cover.
A Champion brand gas powered log splitter with a 27 ton capacity shown in the crate it was delivered in completely unassembled. Visible are wheels, the hydraulic ram, bottles of hydraulic fluid, etc.
A close of shows that the original post of Melania Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and others is actually "satire"
A post from Donald J. Trump from Truthsocial @realDonaldTrump Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double
3 Old bottles from a ‘20s era trash pit
About 20 feet of old rusty bar wire in a tangled knot with an old rock wall in the background
Image of "The Mittens" at Monument Valley Navajo Tribal Park on the Arizona-Utah border during an electrical storm, lightning appears to hit the ground next to a tent while two people are standing nearby.
Looking up from a clearing in a pine forest, a waxing gibbous moon sports an impressive ice halo
An attempt to visit c-span.org website returns a "403 ERROR the request could not be satisfied" rather than opening the webpage
Beautiful green grass on a warm sunny day in central California
The current view down Sartori Avenue from Marcelina Avenue in Torrance, California. Hoping to capture the same view pictured the OP, but not certain I have the direction correct.
A 9 pound terrier mix makes a play for above colored greyhound and is gently rebuffed
Rep Gluesenkamp Perez considers things while touching her face.
Noises come put of Kristy Noem's face hole
Poster showing seven Democrat Congress people that voted for the bill to fund ice.
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A book cover with the title The Sin of Empathy by Joe Rigney
9 pound grey & white terrier mix on a rust colored pillow. Painfully adorable
Summer Flower Water Down her breasts; how hot today! He removed His pants for the breeze, and a bee stung hard. -n berlatzky
Black and white photograph of a skeleton couple taking a nap on a beach
A copy of Noah Berlatsky's "Brevity" just arrived.
A 9 pound terrier mix relaxes in front of the fire after showing extreme bravery by going outside to relieve itself in the rain.
Laetiporus "chicken of the woods" an orange fungus that grows from tree trunk, edible and extremely tasty
Several large honey colored mushrooms growing from the root flare of a dead tree
Interesting swirling patterns eerily reminiscent of human facial features, in the grain of a long dead Black oak.
Close-up of a dragonfly, using a wide angle macro lens
Image of the full moon through the trees with a large ice halo circling it
My new girlfriend is a dog named Yaya, she's a 100 pound greyhound😍