clg6000 (the Internet's one and only)

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Incorrigible goof. Wannabe zaddy. Journeyman of wordcraft, player of games, husband of excellence and father of the future (x2). For details, see below.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, walking into an airport lobby with a weathered leather duffel bag with square sides that could fit 5 full sized adults comfortably. Or about 7.5 Kevin Harts.
Trump's post in all caps that "AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS NOT FOR SALE!"
Constitution of the United States Eighth Amendment Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
Mt. Rushmore plus Trump, but in orange face
Picture of the rundown, trash-filled backwoods White House as portrayed in the movie Idiocracy.
a cafe table with a San Pellegrino and a chicken baguette sandwich... with hard boiled eggs
BBQ Smoker that reads "Here It Is" with the silhouette of a jack rabbit
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator: "It's got electrolytes!" "it's what plants crave!" from the increasingly accurate near documentary Idiocracy
details of Buck Thornton's World of Jerky (& Other Good Stuff)
Buck Thornton's World of Jerky sign, Sedona, AZ
Cash rolls
Miller’s anti-immigrant zeal has at times exceeded even that of Trump. According to the New York Times, the president told a campaign meeting last year that if it was up to Miller, there would only be 100 million people living in the US – and all of them would look like Miller.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless (edited to remove racist mention of Indians) ICE Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
Article clip showing 263k US citizens left the US for medical care in 2022, up from 115k in 2020.
Droopy Dog drooping
A list of Sci Fi movies Elon claims show the Resistance = MAGA
Trump claiming publicly that SARS-CoV-2 will be "like the flu".
Milton from Office Space ranting to Peter
RFK Jr. with arms raised explaining why science will kill us all