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Genderfluid bi Irish writer 💖💜💙 I like to play games and be gay! ACAB forever 🏴 Siad/siú - They/xe. https://linktr.ee/clickgate_

“If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all Hexhaven schools equally. (earlier that day) “I don't care for Stingerquill”
Steam page for a game called “Imagine Sisyphus Happy”
@clickgate bleets: Gas the way Yanks call cotton buds "Q-tips" cos it sounds like a gadget John Cleese would give Pierce Brosnan in a 90s Bond movie
An excerpt from a Wikipedia article: Jimothy (born c. 2025) is a wild raccoon living in Seattle, Washington, United States. Jimothy gained fame in July 2026 for his shortened, round appearance, likely resulting from a spinal deformity reported to be or to resemble "short spine syndrome", a disorder seen in dogs and, more rarely, other animals. Despite his deformity, Jimothy is likely healthy for his species and appears to have no issues with mobility or pain. The Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife has urged individuals not to approach the raccoon, which appears healthy without human intervention. Jimothy gained international notoriety in July 2026, after footage of him in Seattle's Ballard neighborhood was posted online. However, locals claim that he has lived in the area for years. Jimothy became what The Seattle Times called a “scrappy hometown hero", and went viral as an internet meme with worldwide attention and millions of views. Tributes to Jimothy include tattoos, a mural, an honorary degree from the University of Washington, and recognition by the Seattle City Council.
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The vampire Lestat with a speech bubble encapsulating the quoted bleet.
A badly-edited Patchy the Pirate meme: “THAT'S IT? THAT WAS THE season finale? THAT WAS JUST Talking Heads”
Dear Bruce [...] You're absolutely right: both the Book of Leinster and Yellow Book of Lecan versions indicate that Cu Chulain threw the gae bolga so it entered Ferdia's anus (timthirecht, which the Dictionary of Irish Literature translates as "anus") and filled every one of his joints and limbs with its barbs. I hadn't realized it since Kinsella bowdlerized the passage somewhat. -James E. Doan, Ph.D., Professor of Humanities, and President, S. Florida Irish Studies Consortium, Farquhar College of Arts and Sciences Nova Southeastern University 3301 College Ave., Davie-Ft. Lauderdale, FL.)
Matt Walsh tweets: “I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks.” K. Thor Jensen replies: “would you suck every ape's dick to save one human”
SpongeBob SquarePants panicking as he’s about to be crushed to death.
Danny Prikazsky, as he appeared in season 8 of Are You the One?
“And so…they were both bottoms”
Anonymous asked: I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😔😞 onlyhams answered: don't worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators
Queza, Augur of Agonies Shalai and Hallar Obyra, Dreaming Duellist Primo, the Unbounded Inspirit, Flagship Vessel Arabella, Abandoned Doll Dina, Soul Steeper Kambal, Profiteering Mayor Dion, Bahamut’s Dominant
Lady Yunalesca of Zanarkand says, “This is a place for Legends, okay?” in an edited talking head segment from RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Robert Pattinson as Scytale, in Dune: Part 3. The subtitles say, “Regime change.”
Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides in Dune: Part 3z
A sea otter with its paws in its mouth.
@headfallsoff bleets: idk if the wider audience is ready for how bad that avatar tla movie is gonna be. they don't know about the shit they put in korra. they don't know it's going to be about turning the fire nation into the UN and inventing new york. and also anarchists are the world's evil somehow
A screenie of a FFXIV party chat Yuri De-vesantio: Altan i love your glam You give an enthusiastic "Lali-ho!" to Yuri De-vesantio.
A plumbob from The Sims.
Thomas Sanders taking a selfie in the mirror with his shirt off.
A group of cats gather happily around a bowl that’s been filled with chopped tomatoes, cucumbers, and broccoli.
A screenie from Shrek the Third: - (knocking at door) - Well, somebody better be dying.
A screenie from a FFXIV party chat Panzone Hugo: aaaa wait for me I have short legs!!
Adam Friedland tweets: Girl: (does some sociopathic shit) Her gays: honestly, work
A screenie of a FFXIV party chat: Altan Iriq: Hiya Foren Darc: hi Pandohan Suzume: Ні^^ The Aurum Vale has begun. Ezamai Morningstar: hi Altan Iriq: Not this
Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder in which an individual has intrusive thoughts (an obsession) and feels the need to perform certain behaviors (compulsions) repeatedly to relieve the distress caused by the obsession, to the extent where it impairs general function. OCD has been described since…
tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED ZIONIST POLITICS
A crowd of people labelled “today’s teens” stream into a door marked with the letter A, while ignoring completely the door marked with the word “Church”.