Clint Fern

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Inveterate tree planter

Loudmouthed dickhead Chris Bishop sitting in a gutter in the grounds of parliament planning.
Winston Peters in an auditorium with panels either side of him that read "Captain" and "Cooker". Apologies to the Mussel Inn and their very fine manuka flavoured beer.
A pastiche of the painting American Gothic with the grinning visages of Christopher and Amanda Luxon replacing the originals.
A supposed copy of Chris Bishop's Roads of National Party Significance document with various crossing outs and deletions.
Rob Muldoon mowing his lawn
Two bad politicians dressing badly
A picture of a Blue Meanie from the Beatles film Yellow Submarine.
A parody of the Drake meme with the face of corrupt minister Shane Jones superimposed. Top image has Shane looking aghast and holding up his hand to text that says Walking. Bottom image has Shane looking delighted and pointing at text that says Wanking
The cover of the magnificent Radiator by Super Furry Animals
An awful bald man wearing a HIghlanders shirt.
The worst person you know meme.
A photograph of at most 23 ministers at what has been billed as the world's largest mining conference. The only one I can recognise is professional grifter Shane Jones of Aotearoa New Zealand. Any other names / countries would be appreciated.
A photo of a sunset
Dodgy looking text screenshot from RNZ
Man that capitulated to almost all Iran's demands.
Chris Bishop sitting in the gutter of the botanic gardens.
The logo of Winston Peters political party corrected to read New Zealand Filth
Julie Andrews with her guitar surrounded by Von Trapp children from the Sound of Music
Nicolae Ceaușescu stood on the balcony trying to quell a booing crowd. The supposed 'stable' Genius of the Carpathians.
A 1970s toy called a Weeble
The worlds worst Health Minister, Simeon Brown.
A picture of two raggedly dressed Victorian children
A short video of a sheet lightning storm in Delaware Bay, Te Tau Ihu (top of South Island, New Zealand)
Results of a poll asking Will AI do more good or hartm. The results are More good 7% More harm 53% A bit of both 40%
A new version of Night of the Living Dead starring professional war criminals Tony Blair and Donold Trump.
A graphic of a stuff poll. It shows the following results ; The introduction of capital gains tax 55% The introduction of a wealth tax 43% An increase to the top tax rate 45% Deeper social welfare cuts 15% Greater privatisation of our healthcare system 8% Means-testing for superannuation 38% An increase in the retirement age 37% Cutting as many social benefits as possible 15% None of the above. I want it all to stay the same 3%
A screenshot of a bit of fun poll
A Star Trek episode card for "The Void Between Luxon's Ears"
Christopher Luxon in front of a logo that says Salesforce. He is looking out of his depth as usual.
A copy of The Night Guest pictured on a deck with a view of an island in Aotearoa New Zealand in the background.
Boris Johnson hiding in a freezer to avoid media questions.
A picture with the head of Winston Peters superimposed on the body of Robert Muldoon in the infamous Schnapps Election image. Winston is saying "Doesn't give Luxon much time to run up to an election, does it."
The Sickos meme but with David Seymour saying "No... Boo Boo Boo ... No!" and a shirt saying Dickos
A photo of ex New Zealand Prime Minister Brian with one of his advisors.
A photograph of two wāhine toa holding a sign with multiple faces of Gerry Brownlee and the words "No Don't Do That"
Embattled Prime Minister Luxon holding up his hand to stop a female journalist asking a question.
An extract from a field guide showing the entry for the Rock Wren
A pair of field guides. Common Birds of New Zealand 1 & 2
Two Kea, an alpine parrot from Aotearoa New Zealand. They are playing around, one is jumping vertically into the air with its wings spread while the other is looking up at it.
Two Kea, an alpine parrot from Aoteroa New Zealand. They are playing around, one is jumping vertically into the air with its wings not spread out at all. The other has a wing raised showing the bright orange underwing.
A picture of Pope Leo, the soft on crime pope, holding a microphone and appearing to sing.
A photograph of Pope Pius XII, friend to Mussolini and his german mate.
A picture of the performative politician Christopher Luxon. He is wearing an ill-fitting suit with a pair of Redband gumboots whilst sat on a wall. He is doing a double thumbs up gesture.
A photograph of Nigel Farage and Winston Peters stood in front of a wall covered in the Reform UK logo. It is from the NZ First facebook page.
A screen clip of a progress report on the Hungarian election. It shows Magyars Tisza party on 136 seats and Orbans Fidesz on 57 after 45.71% of the votes counted.
A sunset with an island and estuary
A man about to shout "You're a tosser" at Winston Peters at Wellington Railway Station. Also pictured is sidelined politician Dulboot Bishop.
A photograph of a very haggard looking Tony Blair, known for his role in war crimes in Iraq, shilling for Israel and the fossil fuel industry, holidaying with 'nice' people like Berlusconi and mentioned in the Epstein Files in an entry referencing Bill Clinton and "an orgy with Tony Blair".
A view at sunset looking north. The large bank of cloud is where the North Island is.
A chart showing tankers on the sea en route to Aotearoa to discharge fuel.
A screengrab of a opinion column titled "Chris and Chris and a charisma-free election"
Picture of a sunset with an estuary , island and bay
The political map of North America circa 2027.
Luxon with his left hand in his pocket
The infamous Peter Dutton "He's not a monster" headline but with Luxon and Amanda Luxons faces superimposed on the couples bodies.
The launch of the campaign to remove social media from under 16 children. The women who have launched the campaign are stood around Christopher Luxon, some of them are crouching to cover the fact that he is much shorter than them.
A still of Bronagh Gallagher as Booker in the must watch How To Get To Heaven From Belfast.