Repair Shop

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I build solar powered coffee vans using restored Italian lever pull machines. Always willing to repair the broken and help them to work again.

A picture of a plastic cow, insulated from anything to do with Brexit and a sticker that says 'Bollocks to Brexit Bollocks to Boris' from our time trying to persuade people that it was a big mistake.
A selection of very bad ties - some would say 'criminal'.
An unprepared and gurning David Davis negotiating with the well prepared EU, proving that the UK did not hold all the cards.
A very comfortable border collie relaxing on a leather sofa after 3 walks and relentless play.
Alan Partridge trying, and failing, to get attention. Can, Dan, Dan...... Dan, Dan........ Dan.....
A picture of a small 3D crown printed in someone's bedroom late at night and ready for breakfast. It could be stapled to the back of PM shirts where the original crown logo has tried to flee the scene. There would obviously be a small hump under the jacket collar, but nothing compared with a king losing his core identity.
A picture of Alan Partridge calling Dn, Dan, Dan.... Dan! Reminding us of all the times that Dan Hannan has been called out for being very wrong. On everything.
This is a copy of my IMDB rating for Melania. 1/10 - the film seems to have polarised opinions.
A message from the Trump campaign suggesting I might be an illegal alien and asking whether he should send ICE to track me down. The only way of logging a response is by donating to Trump. Pure evil.
2007 Volvo bought at auction in 2012 for £8k still worth that.
Janey Godley standing on Trump's Turnberry golf club in Scotland 2016 holding up a sign that says 'Trump is a Cunt'. RIP Janey.
The gurning, empty vessel that is David Davis, attends significant EU negotiations with little preparation and the UK fails to get any of the Brexit benefits promised by his cabal
A cartoon showing 'Honest' Bob Jenrick stranded up a flag soiled lamp post whilst Kemi Badenoch has taken away his ladder.
An American built Kirby vacuum cleaner, available from door to door salesmen at a reassuringly high price. Will cost you an arm and both legs, takes up more space than your mother in law (unless she has already been cremated) and you will help the salesman win an all expenses family trip to Florida. America first!
Trump dozing through a briefing, looking every day of 107 and making President Biden appear positively athletic. Very sad.
A picture of the orange faced Epstein friend/foe Trump merging with an orange background. It is a very clear picture because you can just about see his very small orange hands.
Munch scream painting.
A picture of a dead dog.
A picture of a sleeping10 week old baby, heading for the 22nd century.
Hemingway For whom the bell tolls,
The book cover from Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky in response to a request for my top 20 books to be posted one person day for the next 20 days.