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Mostly here to post pictures of closed captions; I don’t want to do it any more than you want to see it. Fan of lots of things. But like, don’t be weird about it ok? He/Him; giving you a finger gun, a wink, and a tongue click as he flees into the forest.

Guy Montgomery standing in front of a cartoon bee sign that says spelling bee. -YOU THINK THAT'S SCARY? WAIT TILL YOU? SEE IT written down.
Jessica Knappett smiling in front of a red and black wall. Captioned: “school disco you do not get fingered”
Stevie Martin holding Jason Mantzoukas with two long red spoons on the show Taskmaster. Captioned “Jason, I'm locked in.”
Three people walking past a hallway. Captioned: “-MAN: The food is superb. -WOMAN: It's quite exquisite...”
A cartoon man in a gray suit sits at a long brown bar made of fine wood. Two bartenders, one tall and one short, in black vests stand formally behind the bar. Shelves with bottles are behind. Captioned: “The fact that I know I'm drunk is proof that I'm sober.”
A sign with blue text on a white field reads: “$1,000 reward It is a felony under Oregon law to assault a TriMet operator or vandalize TriMet property (here, someone has graffitied the words “1st Amendment Bitch”) TriMet offers a reward of up to $1,000 for information leading to the arrest and prosecution of any person who assaults a TriMet employee or vandalizes TriMet property Call 9-1-1 to report a crime Cameras on board”
Two men fights by over a handgun in a dirty room. The gun is going off towards the ceiling. Captioned “(gun fires seven times)”
Rose Tico says “That’s how we’re going to win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.”
Them: You rolled a 1 - (Skull emoji) A cursed roll... A curse falls upon you as you open the chest. Your belongings scatter into the darkness. You lost: a Mallorn seed Me: Noooooooooooo!
A cop yelling into his shoulder radio in front of a woman who just smashed through a wall and a man who just walked through a door. Captioned: “it’s Daredevil!”
A little dude with no body, just arms and legs coming out of its head, and orange hair is wearing a face mask and holding an oversized syringe over its head. An owl with a long neck is wearing a blue hat and looks on disapprovingly. Captioned “I "gwaduated" from medical school!”
Greg Davies reading a card on the left and Alex Horne looking down trying to stop from laughing. Captioned “and the smug explanation of your art.”
A futuristic temple looking structure in the middle of an old futuristic city. Captioned “Booshkeedoo! [chuckles]”
Willy Wonka no-heartedly trying to stop someone from doing something
Two picture of Kyshawn George. The left he has braids. The right his hair is natural and unbraided. The stats below show he played better without braids. With Braids (52 GMS) 9.1 PPG 38.8% FG 4.1 RPG 33.5% 3P 2.8 APG 78.4% FT 0.9 SPG 51.7% TS 0.8 BPG 19.2% WIN% Without Braids (46 GMS) 11.7 PPG 43.6% FG 4.8 RPG 36.9% 3P 3.5 APG 73.2% FT 1.1 SPG 55.9% TS 0.8 BPG 21.7% WIN%
A close up of Chris Tucker’s and Ian Holm’s faces from The Fifth Element; they’re staring intensely at an out of focus match on fire. Tucker has on red lipstick, Holm’s mouth is out of frame. Captioned: “Tiny Whimper”
A ripped decal in an empty store front reads “success is a decision”. There is a visible reflection of the street and a tree.
Four cartoon character in a shadowy room looking at a sign with an atomic symbol and the words ‘WARNING FALLOUT SHELTER’ on it. Captioned “it's like a fallout shelter or something.”
A carton clown with a censorship bar over her mouth. Captioned “[awooga!] [boink!] [shloompf!] [pop!] [splat!] [boi-oi-oing!]”
2 annoying kids in the back seat of a car. -Dad, you should have goals. -We have goals.
Two panels. Top panel: Wendy Braun as Lorraine Bergin in Bones S2 E17. Captioned “Hi, I'm Lorraine. I'm the parish administrator.” Bottom panel: Wendy Braun as Elizabeth Prescott in Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat. Captioned ”This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Triukas Group.”
Rachel Carley as Claire Coleman in Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat. She has get eyes closed and looking down with a timid smile. She’s wearing a green/white striped shirt and dull yellow overalls. Captioned “Do you want to be the Booth to my Bones but gay?”
A cartoon man with short brown hair and glasses in a pink shirt in the driver’s seat and looking behind him and speaking at a similar looking cartoon boy without glasses in a blue shirt in the back row of a car. They are both wearing their seatbelts. Captioned “You know how my calves bruise.”
Multiple panels with Various actors from Armed and Dangerous (1986), including James Tolcan in the bottom right panel.
An anime character with green hair in a white shirt and wearing a green/black armband is looking up and smiling. Captioned “And worrying about annoying crap is annoying.”
Dudes who are obviously reusing the sets from Star Trek the next generation trying to act like they’re not reusing the sets from Star Trek the next generation
Matt Walsh is wearing a suit and a lanyard, standing in front of an Abraham Lincoln portrait and a fancy looking bookshelf, shrugging his shoulders and looking exasperated. Captioned “I can't tie a ribbon around a crazy guy who supports crazy guys.”
A picture of the birth of Jesus, but baby Jesus is replaced with a miniature warp core from Star Trek. Mary sitting and holding the warp core, but is replaced with B'Elanna Torres from Voyager. Joseph is kneeling behind her, but is replaced by Charles "Trip" Tucker III from Enterprise. Three wise men are kneeling next to them holding gifts; they are replaced by Geordi La Forge from The Next Generation, by Miles O'Brien from The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine, and by Montgomery “Scotty” Scott from Star Trek: The Original Series. White text across the top of the image reads “BABY JESUS WAS A WARP CORE”
Sarah Connor yelling as she intensely fills up an ice cream cone with chocolate soft serve at a baskin robbins
An orange cartoon with blue hair, wide eyes, floppy ears, and a tall narrow neck is making tense fists. Captioned “taking that which, does not belong to me makes me feel so alive.”
Timothy Dalton as The Chief, with the rest of The Doom Patrol
But there's one thing even David L Pan must acknowledge.
Single panel meme format. An anthropomorphic-person-sized copy of The New York Times newspaper, with human arms and legs, and cartoonish eyes and mouth, is pulling on a pair khaki pants in a dressing room with door open. A white speech bubble with black text says “Hey! Close the door! I'm still putting on these new pants, for crying out loud!” White text with black outline across the bottom of the image reads “THE TIMES, THEY ARE A CHANGIN'”
A still frame from Akira Kurosawa’s Dreams (1990), from the segment ‘Village of the Watermills’. A man in a white shirt and blue jeans stands on a wooden bridge over a body of water. He is near the shore on one side of the bridge, and is looking back (away from camera) at a waterwheel behind him in the background on the opposite bank.
A bearded man holds a dead woman in his arms. Captioned “Now, I could cut off my arm.”
A GOLDFISH IN A DARK ROOM IN A LARGE BUILDING
Three-panel meme of Butcher and Hughie from The Boys. Top panel- yellow text “Hmm. They're not wads. They're more like...bundles.” Mid panel- yellow text “Or bunches? It's got an "uh" sound.” Bottom panel- orange text “clumps?”. Yellow text “CLUMPS!”
Dedra Meero from Andor is a stern looking blonde woman with an intense look in her eyes and gritted teeth as she leans in to interrogate a prisoner. Captioned: “The very worst thing you can do right now is bore me.”
Halo from Young Justice sitting on a bench saying “we are here for this part”
Halo from Young Justice sitting on a bench saying “we are here for hello Megan”
Halo from Young Justice sitting on a bench saying “we are here for hello Megan”
BMO from Adventure Time is giggling, eyes closed, hands raised to his smiling mouth. Sitting next to Finn on a couch. Captioned: [CHUCKLES] YOUR BUTT IS KINDA CREEPY.
Two panel meme of Holt from Brooklyn 99 holding a Horga'hn from Star Trek. Yellow text in both panels. Left panel: “Why is no one having jamaharon?” Right panel: “I specifically requested it.”
A close up of a Zabrak (Dathomirian) male from Star Wars: Clone Wars named Savage Opress. His face is half lighted and half in shadows. Captioned: “Never sympathize with the enemy, not even for a moment.”
Three panels from Casablanca (1942). Top panel: Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa angrily stares ahead. She is holding a gun (though the closed captions are printed on top of it, so the gun is not actually visible in the shot). The shadows from an off screen window fall across her and the wall behind her, resembling bars of a cage. Captioned “I tried everything. Now I want those letters.” Mid panel: Humphrey Bogart as Rick with his lips parted just barely in momentary surprise at having a gun pointed at him. Before he can speak, Ilsa speaks off screen. Captioned “'Get them for me.'” Bottom panel: Rick’s momentary surprise passes, he closes his lips and puts on a serious but unreadable expression. He speaks. Captioned “I don't have to. I got them right here.”
Three panel meme with yellow text in each panel. Top panel: Jeff looks incredulous in a black shirt. “Somebody tell Britta what a VPN is. Mid panel: Britta looks annoyed in a red shirt. “I know what it is!” Bottom panel: Britta looks sure of herself in a red shirt. “It’s like an IP address with another IP addresses’ hat on.”
Two panels from The Princess Bride of a ship sailing away. Top panel: No quiero más rimas. ¡Hablo en serio! Bottom panel: ¿Alguien quiere un refrigerio?
Stressed-out quarantine-era David Tennant: “It's not a skill set. It's a compulsion.”
Three panels of Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess bride. White text in each panel reads: Top: “My name is Miles Morales.” Mid: “I was bitten by a radioactive spider.” Bottom: “I'm pretty sure you know the rest.”
In the foreground, a young adult Anakin Skywalker still with his padawan braid and tattered cloths has his back to us. He has his blue lightsaber drawn and looks up at Asajj Ventress claiming the high ground with two red lightsabers, one in each hand.
Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender with wide eyes and a frightened expression on his face. His hair and beard are sticking out. It is raining hard on him and smoke is coming off his body.
Two panels. Left panel: B'Elanna Torres in a yellow and black starfleet engineering uniform with various sci-fi tools in her chest pocket like a pocket protector. She is standing, looking slightly downward, mouth is open mid-speech, and her facial expression appears dismissive. Captioned “A CAM-A-RO” Right panel: Tom Paris in a light blue and dark blue striped mechanics jumpsuit in old-earth style. He is seated but slightly slumped forward, looking to his side and slightly upward, mouth open mid-speech, and his facial expression appears annoyed. Captioned “A CA-MARE-OH”
Three panels fromYellowjackets. Top Panel: Juliette Lewis asks “we’re all like this, aren’t we?” Mid panel: Christina Ricci looks sternly ahead at Lewis with a blank smile. Bottom panel: Ricci tilts her head to the side like a puppy that has seen something it doesn’t understand.
A puppy that doesn’t understand something tilts its head
Three panels from Our Flag Means Death top panel : Lucius raises two finger on his hand and looks at them confused. the pointer finger is a wooden replacement for the finger he lost. Mid panel: still confused, and with some extra effort, Lucius moves his wooden finger down Bottom panel: Lucius looks sternly ahead, flipping off someone with his middle finger.
Two panels of T’Pol and Archer from Star Trek Enterprise. T’Pol is in focus and running on a treadmill, Archer is in the foreground out of focus riding an exercise bike. Top panel: Both looking forward (to camera left) while exercising. Caption reads “T'POL: I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOUR PLURALITIES.” Bottom panel: both turn their heads to look at each other. T’Pol says/ Caption reads “I'M QUESTIONING YOUR PRIORITIES.”
Two men wearing big hats and striped shirts talking at a table. In The background, a mostly silhouetted man in a suit ( the character, Jack McCall) walks towards the door to exit this shitty saloon. Captioned “He too, is God's handiwork.”
An older balding cartoon man sits at a table and holds up a glass with an ice cube to a woman. A bottle of booze is on the table between them. Captioned: “I've only got the one glass.”
Fozzie bear with Spock hair