Dysfunctional Programming

@clouddysfunction.bsky.social

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Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense. All views my own and not my employer’s (or anyone else’s)

The Enterpise D with an episode title card reading “LGBT… Q?”.
Cover of If you give a a mouse a cookie but his expression is replaced with sheer distress. The title text reads Please give a bitch a break and the credits have been replaced with I work very hard, I’m trying my best, I’m so tired all the goddamn time.
A Regenyei shorty feder (longsword) resting against a light blue scallops wall paper in a hallway with a wood floor.
A hand with red shiny nails holding a red fitted sheet with a tag that reads “top or bottom”
Image of two Ferengi from Star Trek the Next Generation.
John Sheridan from Babylon 5 standing on the bridge of the Agamemnon.
I’m not alt texting this except to say it’s a transphobic username and profile.
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A woman’s hand with a dark red sleeve. She is pale and had her palm facing the camera. She has dark almond red nails and her ring finger accented with a painted on white gift bow.
Blitzø (the O is silent) from Helluva boss. He is a red imp with black and white curved horns wearing a suit and firing a pistol while covering under a tilted table.
A copy of The Last Hour Between Worlds by Melissa Caruso. The cover has black background with two clock motifs and a silhouette figure framed in a larger clock frame. She is wearing a waistcoat and holding a rapier in her right hand.
Marble counter top with two white bowls of spicy bacon and crunchy onion ramen, topped with unsealed chop sticks.
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Photo of a cute black manicure with a gold leaf painted on the index. The ring finger of the right hand is noticeably shorter after a break.
A kitchen counter with a mixer barely visible and a cooling rack on a granite countertop covered in chocolate chip cookies.
Photo of apple podcast app with an up next for Sci Fri entitled “Gender-Affirming Care is On The Line In This Election”
A white woman with a blonde bob, sitting in a car with her seatbelt on. She is wearing a golden necklace, a teal long sleeve shirt and has an “I voted” sticker on.
Cover art of Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, depending a woman flanked by skeletons with red hair, a sword and a skull painted on her face.
An out of order arcade machine with an error message saying Ball Missing, Call Attendant.
A blonde woman with a bob, wearing blue and gray checkered boyfriend cut button down, in a room with a sign saying relax and unwind.
A basic unicorn from Unstable Unicorns. It is orange on an orange background with leaves falling and holding what is obviously a PSL.
Harrowhawk wearing a bone cuirass white cloak and skull paint of the Ninth House with a broadsword holstered on her back.
Paul Kidby’s sketch of Vimes, a grizzled man with a cigar, a tiny dragon lighter in plate armor.
White background with black text reading 1 like = 1 character I love.
Photo of silica gel crystals and dessicant packets on a table.
Image of final fantasy 4 in English with Tellah casting Meteor at Golbez.
Text message convo with various stickers attached to messages, notably a cute dog to one. Ah ok cool All good Parked by you Oh my god I can attach puppies to messages Read 7:13 PM Le scream 3 ¡Message
A cute red French nail with a chip.
Vocal quiz showing a score of 30402.
Result from the viral English knowledge test showing a score of 30402 and top 0.01%
Blonde woman in a room with a sage green wall. She’s wearing her hair in a shoulder length bob and a black sundress with daises on it.
Blonde woman wearing red lipstick and a black cocktail dress with a silver feather shaped necklace.
A scene from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home with Spock in white Vulcan attire (and a headband to hide his ears) and Kirk in Starfleet uniform, less insignia, in 20th century San Francisco.
A meme with a red smiley face floaty and the text “Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context."
Clip from beer menu that reads: Medium in body with a soft mouthfeel and a straw yellow or pale gold (which has been highlighted and could be a beer description or one of Meg kinda).
Galadriel from Lord of the Rings pouring water and saying: Things that were..things that are.... And some things... ...that have not yet come to pass.
Meg, a blonde woman with shoulder length blonde bobbed hair, in a pride tee smiles at the camera in front of a rainbow pride sign.
DM out of the blue with the following text: 6:47 ₫ 84 Mark A Bauman @markbauman.bsky.social ・・・ Hi, good lookin. How are you doing? I'm Mark You're beautiful 5:37 PM Write a message ▶
Meg in a black formal dress, a red manicure and blonde shoulder length hair with a silver and black feather shaped necklace, ready for an evening out.
OpenAI logo with stickers arranged so it has a pink blouse, a hat with a bow and a pink purse.
A picture of vividly green well-kept grass.
Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel looking.m engaged and contemptuous. Her makeup is white stage with red circle blush and dark liner and shadow. She has blonde hair in a long multi-tied pony tail.
A white woman in a sleeveless black dress with red lips and makeup and a nice mid evening glow. She’s wearing a shoulder length blonde bob and necklace with a metal feathers. Her left wrist has a silver bracelet and to it can just spot jelly red nails.
Emoji with a mouse, a knife and a dead person with X’ed eyes emoji. Text below: The mouse had a knife had a knife and stabbed you????
Charlie from Hazbin Hotel in looking angrily condescending. Her hair is long and blonde, tied in the back and she has a white face, sharp makeup and round blush on her cheeks.
Woman in black dress with a feather metal pendant and shoulder length bobbed hair. Red lips and makeup with some flush and tiredness evident against a black river.
A woman in a black dress, sleeveless, a feather metal necklace and shoulder length blonde hair leaning against a train window.
Blonde woman with a full face of makeup, jelly red nails, shoulder length blonde hair and a silver bracelet and feather shaped metallic necklace.
A young Tucker Carlson in a tweed suite and polka dot bow tie with his hand raised in front of a podium that reads DECLARE YOURSELF. Also his lips are a bit puckered.
A 40s woman with shoulder length blonde hair, a powder blue, sober necklace and bracelet on her let hand. She’s wearing matte makeup and has a flat expression.
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White woman in a cubicle. She is wearing. Red v-neck sweater, wearing a gold chain necklace, with blonde hair in a bob, leaning back into her chair.
Results for a DnD class quiz Results: 55% 30% 30% 15% BARBARIAN BARD CLERIC DRUID 65% 60% 50% 30% PALADIN RANGER ROGUE SORCERER Your class is Wizard (90%). 35% FIGHTER 35% WARLOCK 35% MONK 90% WIZARD
Text of quiz result with nerdy chars show up top. Your result: NERD. Fucking nerd. You're not thatt popular in fanfics or writing, but youve got a LOT of art, probably some edits too! You're a really fun character, and people love your character design- but theres not much to do with you when most of the scenes about you are just a joke about how smart
Image of a Ferengi named Quark from Deep Space Nine, wearing a very busy suit top and displaying the very feral Ferengi teeth and bad head with prominent earlobes begging for oomox.
A blonde woman in an red floral Easter dress in an pew
Photo of Shari Lewis and Lamp Chop. The puppet looks unamused.