Emma W

@cloudsway.bsky.social

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Charity worker. Laughably in charge of Comms. IVF#4 BFP Baby Kit July '21 Talk to me about food, films, family (and TV, even though it doesn't alliterate).

A map drawn by a 4 year old. It says presents with a pathway to each location a present is hidden, including a vaguely recognisable piano, some squares that do sort of look like our cabinet, and some rectangles representing a box of Lego train tracks.

A pile of mash potato in the shape of a really shit hedgehog, with raisins as eyes, and small fat sausages sticking out all over as spines.

A jar with a lot of green slime at the bottom, with a Lego minifig in it. There is a paper sign reading 'bum clouds' stuck to the glass.

A boy is giggling for the 5th time that some wording on the cover of The Far Out Five book is made out of bogies, and pointing to it

A scene from Poker face featuring Dani Harmer. No, Alia Shawkat. No, Dani Harmer.

Image of Mae Martin

Badass Baymax

A list of jobs to do written in crayon on A2 paper and stuck on the door, including washing, hoover, shop and lunch. More than half are crossed through, ticked and have a sticker by them.