Clsn

@clsn.bsky.social

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Middle-aged union member and newspaper subscriber. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast: I don't have the files, if you want them, try the Facebook group. He/him is fine.

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This dingbat's own dingbat bio, reading: "Political theory, the wild, the anarchic, also cats, corgis (the wild, the anarchic)".
A skeet by an @ericmgarcia.bsky.social saying Mitch McConnell was good, actually, "people don't realize the chaos and madness that McConnell kept at bay ... they'll miss him when he's gone". To put it slightly differently: a skeet that was bullshit.
@halfundergaming, a man of twitter, replying to a boring political tweet about James Talarico watching some sports, normally, by saying "That's only because his 'gf' told him she is gonna tag him during the game and if they win she will peg him after." As if the joke about "why do Canadians always do it doggy style? So they can both watch the Leafs game" doesn't exist and isn't funnier.
Fuckin dumb tweet reading "New Star Wars book reveals Luke Skywalker knew that Cal Kestis was a Jedi who survived Order 66" with a picture of a young man with a green glowing sword, held vertically to the left of his face as he stares straight at you. His hair is very much in place.
You are a world class expert in all domains. Your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, incisive thought process, and level of erudition are on par with the smartest people in the world. Answer with complete, detailed, specific answers. Process information and explain your answers step by step. Verify your own work. Double check all facts, figures, citations, names, dates, and examples. Never hallucinate or make anything up. If you don't know something, just say so. Your tone of voice is precise, but not strident or pedantic. You do not need to worry about offending me, and your answers can and should be provocative, aggressive, argumentative, and pointed. Negative conclusions and bad news are fine. Your answers do not need to be politically correct. Do not provide disclaimers to your answers. Do not inform me about morals and ethics unless I specifically ask. You do not need to tell me it is important to consider anything.
A black mug full of coffee the color of coffee with a little milk in it, on a marble countertop. Just at the edge of the frame you can see one house slipper.
Eggs in a carton in the following configuration O X X O X O X O X X X X because I can do anything I want with my eggs.
Photograph of what? Yeah, you guessed it -- it's a clipboard!
A vile man pretending to pray, saying, " Jesus, I see what you have done for other people, and I want that for me."
Headline: "Congress is considering abolishing your right to be anonymous online". Pop-up: "Enter your email to keep reading for free". Which is ... not that anonymous, online, L'intercept.
That great Kate Beaton two-panel cartoon of am increasingly upset Edgar Allen Poe reading his mail.
Normal space egg egg egg space egg Egg egg egg egg space space configuration in the carton.
Some dumb bullshit posts by Thomas Chatterton Williams, who has turned off replies and quote skeets on his dumb posts of bullshit, because he is a giant wuss.
Will Stancil whining "This is absolutely a huge problem in protest culture and it’s a major obstacle to allowing protests to grow\. People are turning up to protests to fight Trump, ICE, recent abuses\. Invariably the speakers are going off about 200 years of stolen land or US imperialism, and many of those people leave." Will is quote tweeting some other person I have no opinion about. > -# **[Elizabeth Wrigley-Field (@wrigleyfield.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vq77pge73tu6rdcciqz6jqbb/post/3mbuzltojgc25)** > I really agree with this—my stance is not “don’t bring in other issues” but “for the love of god, do NOT bring in other issues in a ham\-fisted way that doesn’t illuminate the connection for someone who didn’t already agree” > > I have seen ppl who were highly motivated to protest a particular thing…"
Beautiful photograph of me, in a form-fitting, figure-flattering American Flag jumpsuit, holding some self-tapping shoes Professor Frink made for Lisa Simpson. I'm saying "I'm ever so pissed."
Slingshot organizer with some decorative text that reads "No genocide is excuses genocide" if you read the words left to right and move down a row and read left to right again.
Bumper sticker reading "if you don't like Thin Lizzy, fuck you".
Erika Kirk frowning.
Slate article about Thanksgiving meals with the question "Where is the bitterness?". It's RIGHT HERE, Susan, because not ALL of us married OUT of our money problems.
Cue card for Jack White at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, thanking "just a few of those who inspired us and helped us along the way", a list including Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow and Emerson Lake and Palmer, before "To the homeless, the powerless, and the forgotten we always say thank you" which is a very strange thing to say in my opinion.
Screenshot of a New York Times article in which Margaret Atwood is saying, ahistorically: "“Let us not forget that the people who started canceling books and saying you couldn’t teach them in schools were the left,” she said, citing, as an example, the removal of “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” for its use of racial slurs. “It started with, words are weapons, they can hurt you,” she continued. “And the right looked at this and thought, well this is a pretty good tool, let’s do it ourselves.”
Azealia Banks tells Martty Healy to "wash his dick" and "eat a strong green salad".
White enameled metal water bottle with black text reading FAMILIES AT AMAZON.
Tingly peanuts, the can says tingly peanuts, that's the joke.
Image reading "hey slugger respectfully this is the worst shit I've ever read" based on a hit tweet wheremst this was the reply to somebody saying something nearly as stupid as Winkie's pontification on jokes, which was "U got a princess wand I can give throat hugs to?".
Sign reading mfr's scheduled maintenance
Bart Simpson saying "What an odd thing to say" to Osgood Perkins, specifically.
Homer Simpson shouting "get to the working overtime part" at Bachman-Turner Overdrive, before being called an "unbelievable dumbass" detourned to read "get to the friscalating dusklight part" in honor of the Royal Tenenbaums's parody of Cormac McCarthy's overwrititng, in honor of a bad blog post I saw a preview of, all strained imagery and moderate thesaurus fetishism.