cmbdev

@cmb.codes

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Developer, Cyber Security OG. I like cool $hit.

Package of Oreo BTS cookies.
The Drug Enjoyment Agency headquarters in Washington DC
Randy Quade cleaning out his shitter into the reflecting pool in DC
A picture of Robert Smith, singer and guitarist from The Cure
Ridiculous hosts file entry Adobe Creative Cloud makes for 166.117.29.222 detect-ccd.creativecloud.adobe.com.
The words "Best friends forever" around a heart with pictures of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
Carl Jung
Map of rising syphilis rates by county in 2023. Link in post for me details in your county.
President Camacho on a US passport
Albert Einstein smoking
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher" - Socrates
William S Burroughs
Solar eclipse
The Writing Direction menu in macOS Tahoe, with a ton of unnecessary icons.
ICE is a terrorist organization.
Austrian Tongue Choir
The ctDNA Dilema: Guiding Cancer Treatment with a Double-Edge Sword.
Wack looking HTML with Tailwind
Billboard that says: without due process, is just kidnapping. ICE out of Lancaster.
Example of CSS range syntax.
A programming meme depicting a man carrying two bags. On his front is a small, regular-sized backpack labeled "app 300kb". On his back, he is carrying a comically oversized, gigantic camouflage duffel bag that dwarfs him, which is labeled "Node_modules, 12GB". The meme humorously illustrates the common experience of software developers where the actual application code is very small, while its dependencies folder (node_modules) is extremely large.
Messy breakup of trump and elon
My dashboard reading 112 degrees F.
OneDrive is the most annoying service out there.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde
CSS: :root { interpolate-size: allow-keywords; }
Mario meme saying that "if you're ok with anyone dying in a foreign prison without due process, then you're ok with you dying in a foreign prison without due process.
Hands off working Cobol code
Musk idiot sign on a telephone pole
The "war on drugs" & the "war on terror". These initiatives have significantly influenced policing strategies, leading to a focus on aggressive tactics and the acquisition of military-style equipment. The emphasis shifted towards combating perceived "enemies" both domestically and internationally.
A macaroon
Weird chocolate covered pickle picture I found somewhere
Android 16 Beta 3 update
A sign that says, "presidents are temporary, Wu-Tang is forever".
A human saying: do a task in 5 minutes or writing a script to do the task in 30 min
function getStatus(response) { return match (response) { case { status: 200, data }: return `Success: ${data}`; case { status: 404 }: return "Not Found"; case { status: s } if s >= 500: return "Server Error"; case _: return "Unknown Status"; }; } const success = { status: 200, data: "OK" }; const notFound = { status: 404 }; const serverError = { status: 503 }; const unknown = { status: 100 }; console.log(getStatus(success)); // Success: OK console.log(getStatus(notFound)); // Not Found console.log(getStatus(serverError)); // Server Error console.log(getStatus(unknown)); // Unknown Status
Superman standing beside Niel deGrasse Tyson in Action Comics number 14.
an ai generated picture of a dictionary and a pair of folded glasses on top of it.
I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off. I with they understood how helpful this car is for me. - quote from Business Insider
Shipping notice for the limited edition 12 inch vinyl Jesse's Revenge, by Nacho Picasso and Televangel!
France plagued with "dangerous" Viagra laced "erectile honey"
Red Note trending hard with 800k searches on Google Play Store.
Mt. Clitoris
A good little chinchilla named Starling
Time is probably an illusion
Peanuts dancing
Giant crazy ass hotdog
Amazon truck on fire