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@cmejam.bsky.social

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Smell this and tell me if it’s still good. #EndCitizensUnited #AbolishICE

Snowflakeee! Posts: i’m reading the first chapter of my ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is: “humans are not the pinnacle evolutionary progress, but only an eminent side branch of evolution”. Lumsel responds: women want me, fish pity me. The-nintendo-verse responds: fish:look at that dry, shitty fish. It’s got anxiety
Movie poster for short-lived HBO series John From Cincinnati showing bottom half of surfer dude holding a board floating above the beach
Image of the Disney animatronic Trump before they fixed it
Animated chickens overlayed onto real life sunset images singing.
Green box of 2 strains of pre-rolls with one named Tea & Terror
Mockingbird perched on drivers side window of black suv
Screen shot of the Associated Press post, the screen name truncated to The Ass
Tiktok video from 3 piece band of older bearded perfect weirdos wearing tin foil hats shaped like Hersheys kisses
Looking at the tall firs out a floor to ceiling prow window at dusk.
Old beagle on a green leash on the bottom shelf of large dog food bags sniffing for stray kibble.
Screenshot of New York Post headline, “Why viral Finland skier Remi Lindholm who suffered frozen penis at Winter Olympics is missing this year‘s games”
Sleeping curled up pup, white with back ears, nose and a spot on top of her head.
Screenshot of The Onion article: “RFK Jr. demonstrates how to remove tapeworm by scooting ass across carpet”. Accompanied by a very convincing photo.
Screen shot of the ICE account shows its parts are private and sideways that we’re all blocked from it by “US GOV”
iPhone on light wood desk next to lit white candle in a tin jar. Screen is showing the OP and Gayer then Thou’s response
2-panel black and white cartoon, panel 1 shows woman with an irritated facial expression and her hand under the edge of a table, panel 2 she’s flipping the table over as expression intensifies.
2 opposing headlines – 1st: Trump announces new US warship class named after himself, and 2nd: scientist sound alarm as American coastal cities continue to sink: “more than enough…”
Tell your friends you love them. Tell them a lot. Make it weird.
U.S. 69 (nice) highway sign
Small white dog with dark ears folded backwards sitting on a mustard bedspread.
Bigfoot resting on rocks waterside.
New Yorker magazine article with drawing of Kash Patel with his trademark surprised wide open eyes. 😳 He always looks like you just caught him doing something embarrassing.
Early dusk sunset along an upper timber treeline with a ckear sky showing pink layer leading up to a blue layer
Main headline reads “Trump denies writing 36-volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: time pedophiles’” and small side headlines reads ‘RFK Junior cough up pair of jeans’ plus ‘powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man’. The last headline shows water spurting from a man’s chest area as he’s sitting on a toilet. The RFK Junior just shows his same old disease-looking face with a pair of jeans flying out of his mouth. Let’s face it. I’m not image shaming. The man looks like he’s on desth’s door, his grizzled facial skin is freaking gray for God’s sake.
Scar on top of a Caucasian foot
Franka Potente as Lola from the movie Run Lola Run, pointing a black semi auto pistol towards someone on the ground. Manni was a dipshit by the way.
Rear end of a black dog sticking out from under the covers aimed at the human’s pillow.
Picture of RFK Jr in a small circle surrounded with the text “some people have guardian angels, I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering ‘let’s make it worse.’ “
Screen shot of Alan Ruck from his role in Twister saying Borderless is good, Borderless is wise
2 panel monochrome cartoon of a dark-haired young woman with disgusted angry expression and panel, one putting her fingers under the edge of a table, and panel two flipping the table. No words only Zuul.
Close up head shots of Cheech and Chong from the movie. Nice dreams.
Sunset on the Pacific from Lincoln City. Shallow dark cloud bank right at the horizon with the sun peeking out from underneath it and touching the ocean on the bottom.
View out a rickety Boeing 737 starboard window of a snow dusted Mt Adam’s and Mt. Rainer from about 18,000 feet.
Old black and gray beagle laying his head on my knee while we’re on the bed.
6 white men with the same brunette haircut, mustache and face let’s be real here is someone fucking with us with this picture?
Cybertruck in a parking lot with. “Firefly” themed wrap job complete with quotes . I aim to misbehave You can’t take the sky from me Just solid libertarian vibes here
Crossword where the “correct” and game winning spelling for piety is p-i-e-t-d, and librarian is l-i-l-r-a-r-i-a-n
Colorful drawing of a frog sitting like a person on the grass with 2 small brown peaks and 3 small trees behind them on the horizon of blue sky saying “ if I’m going to put up with this horrid life, I’m at least going to be a silly little freak about it”.
Mostly black and some white old beagle laying in a corner on a gray doggy pad. Light wood floors and pale cream walls surround him.
Small female brown squirrel with an orange underside on a bird feeder tray eating sunflower seeds, in front of a dense green woods backdrop.
Cartoon Tommy Toilet says “ don’t forget to wipe your ass folks. It’s good clean fun! It’s hygienic! It’s considerate of others!” There are other good ideas on this poster.
Beagle puppy face and paws showing from a persons lap, string at the camera with glowing eyes.
Sweet little white and black dog laying on tan sheets looking up at the camera.
Map of current California fires approximately >40
Close up of brown dirt plugs that look suspiciously like dog turds on green grass.
Screen shot of this post followed by William Shakespeare account posting “degenerate bastard”
Looking down on a small black and white terrier mix and an old back white and grey beagle sitting expectantly on a faded cream, green, blue and terra cotta rug.
Screen shot of announcement that The Medieval Cat is Funded
This Is Fine plush dog sitting in an orange, wide-style corduroy upholstered chair backed by a cream corded pillow.
Screen capture of Apple mini crossword from April 13. 1 across “blank rights are 6 across rights.” the answers are trans rights are human rights.
Screen shot of Rogs post “15 seconds” at 14 seconds time stamp. Much wow!
Screen shot of Rogs post “40 seconds” at time stamp 39 seconds. Impressive!
Beagle and small black and white mutt standing on a bed looking up at the camera giving big PDE (puppy dog eyes)
2 panel cartoon first panel is an unamused woman with her hand under a table, second panel is the woman flipping the table over.