Mr. Charm

@cmeyer49er.bsky.social

455 Followers 1877 Following

Napa & Sunriver. Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do. So do. Not bad for an Aztec.

Charlie Fucking Watts
The SF Giants can go fuck themselves (in NY Knicks logo design).
Relaxing at the pool working on my golden tan.
A bag of Sour Skittles. Elon Musk is a piece of shit (unrelated, but had to be said).
Dad taking his spoiled little shit of a son on a walk around a goddamn Disney cruise ship that costs twice as much as a typical cruise for adults who aren’t obsessed with a fucking mouse and princesses.
Sign says “please don’t flush wipes down the toilt.”
49ers and Rams with the most travel mileage - by a large margin - in the NFL 2026 season.
NBA game with technical difficulties
A bunch of ESPN bozos talking about stuff instead of a photo of the actual story content.
Oh it’s alt text so here you go, Bluesky police… it’s ESPN.com misreporting an NFL story.
Kirk and Kuip
ESPN baseball page showing worthless crap.
Jon Bovine Jovi
My dogs. Hope BlueSky thinks this an appropriate alt tag. I mean, I made a living doing alt tags and don’t really need to do this shit for free.
It’s fucking Stephen A Jackson being imbedded as a lead video into an actual news story on ESPN.com - you were better off without alt text. Sometimes, alt text isn’t worth the while, but ya gotta appease the Bluesky virtual signalers these days.
Mount Bachelor, viewed from Sunriver
Screen shot of an empty email inbox saying “no mail.” Hope this description appeases the BlueSky gatekeepers.
It’s Adam Schefter spouting league-approved diarrhea for the NFL on ESPN. There. You happy I described that? Was it worth my effort for an insipid post? Will this keep me out of BlueSky jail and not receive scorn?
My deaf dog Tito digging into my lap for a nap.
A balloon floating over Napa valley.
Shithead who barks in commercials.
Arm full of flour. You ain’t missing anything.
Doggie on lap. Thanks, BlueSky police.
All four NfL games in commercial break
An awful animated Santa Clause in 49ers gear.
Loser Padres fans.
Tito the deaf dog vigilantly watching hot air balloons through the window.
Entry sign to “Heavy Metal, Inc.”
Tito the dog napping and not caring about the 49ers game.
Front page of Apple News and all stories are about bombing Iran or ICE.
All of the bullshit in Apple’s latest iOS update.
Mel Kiper article clearly explaining why a guy wasn’t drafted, yet he still doesn’t understand why.
Spice Girls tshirt worn by very handsome man who is very fit for his age.
“Nazil” brand eye drops
49ers feed on Apple News shows nothing but Dallas Cowboys articles because Apple doesn’t know shit about sports.
Idiot talking heads bloviating on ESPN. I don’t know their names and don’t care.
Fucking John travolta as fucking Santa in a fucking credit card ad.
Tito the deaf dog