Heather Lawver

@cmoheather.bsky.social

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Entrepreneur, marketing fanatic & righteous indignation addict. Current: founder www.ceemo.ai, Techstars ‘23. Past: PotterWar, Yang Yun IOC/CCP campaign, in textbooks from MIT & Harvard Law, but didn’t go to uni. ♥️ storytelling, samoyeds & gaming

An Xbox gaming pop-up that reads, “Achievement Unlocked, 20G - Level up in real life”
Tyberius, the large white fluffy samoyed dog, is posing elegantly, looking just off-camera as if he’s having his author’s portrait taken for an upcoming best seller. If anything, I bet the book title is, “How to Win Frens & Influence Treat-Giving”. He’s smiling & wearing two ridiculously cute hair bows atop his very fluffy head. He is gorgeous & he knows it.
Tyberius the samoyed, a large white fluffy dog, perched on a groomer’s table, looking cute & freshly bathed, wearing two cute red rosette hair bows, one by each ear.
Tyberius is a big huge fluffy white samoyed, smiling widely at you from the backseat of a small car, his floof squished up against the window, his face peering over top of the front seat.
Tyberius, the large white fluffy land cloud of a dog, poses solemnly by his toy bin, with his plushie cell phone laid on the floor by his feet. He stares at the viewer with a deep ennui of longing in his eyes. Maybe, just maybe, Ms Chase Customer Service will call him again, so at long last he can continue his all important rao-rao monologue… *sigh*
Tyberius, the large white fluffy land cloud of a dog, demonstrates that he is quite capable of biting his tongue when he wants to. But in this instance, he categorically refused. Here he is, seated on the couch, making one helluva squished up face of disgust & annoyance, his tongue curled out the end of his closed mouth. He is not amused.
Tyberius, the very large white fluffy land cloud of a dog, is beaming with the biggest smile imaginable, complete with floppy sideways tongue. He’s looking fashionable, wearing a red & black plaid bandana. But honestly, he’s so cute & fluffy & so gosh darn happy, you probably wouldn’t even notice the fashionable accessories. And that’d be okay!
This is Tyberius. He has something to say. Something important. He is a very large white fluffy land cloud of a dog with a loud voice and a determined soul that refuses to be ignored! He will use every ounce of his cuteness to ensure he. is. HEARD!
A dramatic recreation of Tyberius, a large white fluffy land cloud of a dog, running happily across the green grass lawn, a wide smile on his face, complete with floppy sideways ultra-happy tongue.
Tyberius, the fluffy white land cloud dog, looks at the viewer with a derpy confused gaze, head cocked slightly to one side.
An older photo of Tyberius, conquerer of the chaise lounge. He is posing mightily, his paws regally lounging off the side of the chaise, his fierce tongue curled in a sideways mlem. He is hugs, he is floofy, he is shoob.
Tyberius, the large white floofy samoyed dog, is staring lovingly at me from between two coffee tables, trying to look extra adorable in the hope I’ll share my watermelon.
Tyberius, the floofy white samoyed, is posing happily in the very green backyard during afternoon walkies. His head is cocked jauntily to one side, a wide smile on his happy face, as if to say, “Can’t we just run around outside ALL day?!” Also, he loves you.
Tyberius, a stunning white floofy land cloud of perfection, is smiling widely at you, blessing you with his lovins. He’s a white samoyed dog & he’s wearing a rainbow unicorn headband. There’s a perfect spit bubble perched on his tongue. Because of course there is. He loves you with every ounce and fiber of his being. He is the definition of FLOOFY. He is perfection & he’s sending you smiles of sunshine & love.