Evan

@cmonman.bsky.social

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Currently working on: grassroots political campaigns in a mid-size midwestern city, espresso drinking, reading every book ever recommended by lewis lapham, and training to outswim my enemies

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shield that instead has the words “scallion pancake breakfast taco,” which glosses very nicely to the original when said to the rhythm of the theme song.

a bearded man with tall, medium length hair dressed in highlighter yellow athletic shorts and slightly different yellow colored v-neck tshirt, wearing Birkenstocks sandals with black puma athletic socks, looking sleep-deprived and slightly miffed about the hotel not having a gym, taking a 4am selfie in the elevator mirror.

A view of the error screen from signing into eLOCCS at system time 9:59am est which reads, “You are attempting to access eLOCCS outside it's normal business hours. Today, Tuesday Jan-28-2025, the operational hours are 12:00 PM - 09:00 PM EST.”