Chris Murphy

@cmurf.com

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Pilot. Political affiliation: Pro-Constitution of the U.S. Despise illiberalism, Putanism, & Trumpism.

When your drunk MAGA relative starts nonsense at Thanksgiving dinner, just look at them and say "quiet, piggy." Let us know how it went.
Cartoon Milie sits at a booth arms extended to receive bags of money from cartoon Trump. Milie's sign reads " help bail out argentina's president and prop up its 'free market' economy" - while Trump yells "America first!"
2024: States' rights, don't tread on me! (Drawing of flexing MAGA hat wearing person.) 2025: Occupy me with the military, daddy! (Drawing of MAGA hat wearing person sucking on a boot.)
Table showing taxpayer cost of trade related aid to farmers and other federal programs
Cartoon of an older man and a college bro. Man: So my daughter tells me you're a programmer tabs or spaces, haha? College kid: Actually I just recently tipped my toes into vibe cod-- Man: YOU HAVE EXACTLY 10 SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I'm not making any resolutions. I think it's time for the years to be better, not me.