Definitely Not Shane

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The bookstore listing for a legal casebook covering tree law in the USA.
An empty table.
A hardback copy of the book “There is no Antimemetics Division” sitting on a table.
Later in the week, I verified that the text exchange had genuinely been with Halligan—or, at least, with Halligan’s phone. I obtained her cell phone number from an independent source and added the number as a contact on my phone. Signal immediately associated the phone number with the “Lindsey Halligan” account with which I had been texting.
A photo of Maru the cat, wearing a cardboard box as though it was a cape. I’ll miss you, Maru.
Interviewer asks where I see myself in 5 years. Answer is a person covered in a pile of sleeping cats.
Screencap from SLC Fox News affiliate stating they know the identity of the shooter but will not disclose it “as he has not been arrested or charged at the time”.
Screencap of a contractor stating he voted for Trump.
Shocked response meme from the SnL skit “The Californians”.
A bsky post from Kieran Healy discussing the possibility of the US "disappearing" people by pushing them out of an aircraft 100 miles offshore.
A muppet-style transformation of the iconic “This is democracy manifest!” arrest photo of Jack Karlson.
A sign that reads “this sign no longer in use”.
Rep. Al Green interrupts the President during a speech at the Capitol.
A wife is very mad about her husband playing the trumpet in the house while she is sleeping in the morning.
A tuxedo cat hiding behind a leg, ready to ambush.
Dwight from The Office saying “It’s true.”
A sleeping tuxedo cat curled into a ball on a green blanket. Big floof. Much happy. Snore.
A screen cap from Wikipedia describing that FDRs dog bit the UK Prime Minister and TRs dog bit the French Ambassador.
The scene from Mad Men where Don says “I don’t think about you at all.”
Twitter and Telegram cave to government demands.
“The records do nothing more than demonstrate that Special Prosecutor Wade’s telephone was located somewhere within a densely populated multiple-mile radius where various residences, restaurants, bars, nightclubs and other businesses are located.”
A photo of a book called “Shift Happens”.
A bottle of champagne in a fridge, labeled "Kissinger".
ABC News clarifies that a prison inmate was not supposed to have a gun.
An ungodly large bag containing 1 POUND of chamomile tea utterly dwarfing an orange tea pot.
A tuxedo cat sleeping.
“Upon search, they found sacred pages wrapped around sensitive body parts.”
The AI still hates Courbet!
Duchamp's "Nude Descending a Staircase", widely regarded as the GOAT of cubist erotica.
Robot car is playing a song called “Singularity”.
Zac Prince says that FTX bankruptcy forced his company into bankruptcy.
Caroline Ellison trial testimony - the main reason FTX blew up is that Alameda borrowed $10B from FRX and lost it all.
A stopped Cruise taxi blocking 14th Street in San Francisco.