Army of Spiders

@coalhouse.bsky.social

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Unfunny, often. Hungry, mostly. Tired, always.

A dead deer in the median on Harford rd near Zekes Coffee. The deer has two party balloons attached. One stating “feel better” and another “you’re so special”.
Weird fucked up cat thingie with a human face. It has a small caption of “yes”
Screen grab of a receipt. The customer asked for Pad Thai but how Thai folks eat it. There are several line items for spicy with a like saying “make him regret” then another line with “being born”
Muscle bound man in horse mask drinking egg and ultra caffeinated coffee grounds mixture.
Johnathan Groff as King George reacting to the resignation of George Washington with the phrase “I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do” from Hamilton.
Bart Simpson writing “These motherfuckas ain’t stopping me” on a chalk board during detention
Turntable with KPOP demon hunters album.
It’s a smoked turkey leg.
Omar stands outside a building smoking a cigarette and wearing body armor.
Skelator, laughing and pointing while saying “Joke’s on you I’m into that shit”
A goose chases a man asking him “Killed doing what?” Then asking again more aggressively “Killed doing what in Eastern Europe!?”
Longitudinal chart of teen birth rates over time. The chart shows a steep decline since the 90s.
A televangelist has his head bowed in prayer, with the closed captioning text making a plea for reciprocal blessings from Jesus.
This is a silly fucking workout and doing it will cause you pain and potentially irreparable damage to your body.
Daniel Plainview stares, with the viewer, at a freshly struck oil derrick that has combusted.
An adorable old American bobtail cat with a fresh lion cut.
Air quality is mental health is air health.