Coan

@coan.bsky.social

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Professional Everyman, doing whatever I'm paid to do (currently LFW). Ideally Community Management. Canadian dual-citizen in MD, cat dad, geek, etc.

a stock image of a bbq joint style logo featuring a pig chef with a grill fork and various word art of "bbq smoke house" for some of the images.
the "lock in" meme with just multiple poorly drawn images saying "I just need to lock in" and one just as a cycle of "lock in" with arrows pointing to another "lock in" in a loop.
The scene from New Jack City where Wesley snipes is crying while pointing a gun at his best friend before shooting him.
A great blue heron flying off from a marsh, well above the treetops barely visible in the bottom left.
a rocdonalds from the 90's flintstones movie.
a 90's(?) McDonalds with a big golden arch on the side and slanted roof, with big red and white stripes on the side, found in Mississauga, Ontario.
the brave little toaster, standing on a soap box.
a homemade donair on a plate with some fries underneath it.
firecracker pop oreos
an ontario license plate, text "4DH0RDE" mounted to a wall
a screenshot of a broken image with alt text explaining that it was a screenshot of a post about mtg cards but the alt text helped say what it was about when the image didn't load for that post.
top gear meme with top text "this is brilliant, with clarkson gesturing towards a ford fiesta" and second frame of him saying "but I like this" gesturing towards a volkswagen Up!
the poster image for a knights tale, mostly just featuring Heath Ledgers face and the credits.
post by @samthielman.com "Jesus having the term "in-app purchases" explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels"
ap story regarding the 1.99/minute ai jesus chat slop app.
a 32oz can of mead, roughly a liter in real units.
message from compromised discord account saying "me and my friend made a new project, can you help us to finish? it's 2d adventure project, we need peoples who can play and give review for 5-10 minutes"
the IT meme with someone crawling into the sewer, but with Astalor from the prior comic as IT, saying "free champion gear"
wow screenshot of a dwarf npc named Dulgor Legstuck with their leg stuck in a trap.
Navigator Black from the cartoon "Captain Star"
tumblr post, first post with the text of "dawn of the final day, 24 hours remain" over a painting of the ides of march. Post replying to the first "I don't know what is feeding this years's bloodthirst to murder political leaders, it's a mystery.
tumblr post, posted on march 14th first post: be sure to leave out the milk and cookies for brutus tonight. Reply to that post: You can leave as many cookies as you want, but he'll only et two.
A grey cat looking back at the camera, sitting in front of a side door, through the glass in the door, you can see snowflakes falling heavily.
tweet by internethippo saying "I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start hamas 2"
A cat looking back at the camera in front of a basement door. Through the glass you can see it's snowing heavily.
a flock of mallard ducks at the shore, with some swimming in the water and others standing on what ice remains.
The public market sign at pike place in seattle.
a 3x3 grid of games, starting with world of warcraft, tie fighter, diablo 2, elder scrolls II: daggerfall, rimworld, stardew valley, civilization 5, simcity, and materia magica.
A picture of a cherry tree branch in front of the tidal basin with the Jefferson memorial in the distance.
a cell phone picture of eve 6 on stage, taken at a show
the everyone disliked that meme, from fallout 4.
Yung Gravy and bbno$ in their video for You Need Jesus, both dressed in plain white shirts and ties, with Yung holding a bible and bbno$ holding out a cross towards the camera.
The T-Rex in Jurassic park breaking out of the paddock it was meant to be kept in.
screenshot of a rfk jr twitter post where hes posted a picture of himself with Mike Tysons tattoo and the words "Eat Real Food" with the url realfood.gov
screenshot from the bluesky map visualization tool that maps users into a cloud based on guesses at what community they belong to. I'm on the edge of the the dense green.
A yellow dog laying on his back, with his back/neck curved to one side, asleep on a bed.
an orange cat laying in an empty spindrift box (large flat side cut out) that's in a sunbeam
the luau cutscene from stardew valley where the town makes a bit collective soup on the beach.
pumping gas into a lightly snow-covered car, the back of the gas pump has a sign of "Bundling up just to fill up. That's Canada for you." My sleeveless arm and gloveless hand are visible holding the pump.
a 1970 boss 302 mustang in a light blue, it's parked with it's hood up and is shot from the driverside rear.
physicist+tactician ballxpit run, with the skeleton king boss of the first level.
the beatles live at the bbc cassette tape.
4 panel comic by Buttpoems. First panel: a person is sitting down with paper and a writing utensil. "I am not a good enough artist to capture the beauty around me" Second panel "but the act of trying to capture it forces me to observe it more closely. third panel "and that observation reveals new depths to the beauty I'm failing to capture" fourth panel "it is an extremely pleasant form of perpetual failure" in the second through fourth panels, the person is getting closer and looking at a flower and a flower bed.
Ned flanders in front of his store "the leftorium" which sells "everything for the lefthanded m an, woman, and child" from an early simpsons episode.
the lego star destroyer, in a display case/coffee table, also an orange cat is in the background.
a cell phone picture of a red-tailed hawk in a tree, you can kinda make out the bird.
a red-tailed hawk sitting on a tree branch looking for prey
my maryland state parks "I Hiked!" 2026 sticker on a blue yeti water bottle.
a handmade pair of chibi chocobos, one black, one teal (hidden behind it) in a display case)
a piece of art in a box that was hard to photograph of gold birds and flowers on a back background.
my merriam-webster 2026 word "melancholic"
the epic handshake meme with sports cars on one side, gpus on the other and "paying more for self-immolation" on the handshake itself.
A male cardinal sitting in a bush on a snowy day
a tumblr poll labled "which of the following does NOT happen in FFXIV" with a list of outlandish sounding plot points like "high stakes taco cook-off" men will do anything but go to therapy, including turning into a dragon"
my "new" minolta 16ps without a cartridge to load film into.
A small black and brown dog in a Christmas tree outfit.
My blind box shitty camera, a Minolta 16 PS, a fairly complete looking kit with the box and paperwork.
screengrab from the hearst husky restaurant website citing 89417 positive reviews, a 4.8 rating, 21 in menu(?), and 89287 positive reviews.
The Lego ISD atop a glass and wood box that is a combo display case/coffee table.
steam wrapped with 177 game demos over 209 sessions.