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Profile pic by @japanikatti.bsky.social / Banner by @newecreator.bsky.social The trash is full to the top, no cans or bottles in it. (he/him) Co-host of the HowLongToBeat podcast. https://youtube.com/@MattJerkhole https://cockroach.zone

Looking straight up at a pigeon perched at the edge of a concrete wall below some dark steel beams.
Side profile shot of a wet pigeon who looks like it had a rough day.
Captain America and Bucky dressed up in military uniforms. Bucky says "Tell me something, Steve. How come they can get a war started so fast, but it takes 'em so long to declare a peace?" Captain America replies "Too tough for me, lil partner. Hold it! Somebody's sneaking out of the war records building!"
Weather forecast for a week, daily temperatures rising from 32 celsius (97 fahrenheit) to 38 celsius (100 fahrenheit).
Pigeon profile from shoulders up at an angle from behind.
Japanese harsh noise artist Merzbow sitting outside with two chickens and a pigeon.
A small statue of a realistic slug crawling up a twig. From FairyfurToys on Etsy.
Dramatic side view of Peter Griffin from Family holding a gun with a somber expression. Caption: "Lord forgive me if I six my seven."
A multi panel page from Spider-Gwen Annual issue in 2016. Depicting Donald Trump in the role of a supervillain tormenting minorities at the Mexican border.
Meme image of a science fiction cityscape implying progress and utopia.
Cropped video game screenshot. A cartoon bird character on a go kart in background. A pop up says "Unlocked" abover a graphic of a strangely realistic pickle slice.
A 3D render of a cartoon chicken with huge head and eyes looking at viewer. Caption says "Keine Moorhühner?"
Uke Bosse moderating the German game awards 2026. Horseshoe moustache, wavy hair mullet, blocky glasses.
A crow perched on a structure of rusty steel beams and wooden boards in a sun-drenched back lot.
A silver sheet with a print of a cartoon character bending over with pants srawn down, grinning while holding his nose as stink lines emerge from his buttocks. His baseball cap has the word "Boy" on it. Skulls on the floor next to him. A cloud with the text "boom" in it. "Fart Bomb" text on top of all.
Chat messages. Unknown User: When they say you play pokopia for 30 minutes and it turns into 8 hours they're not lying. Plumpsack, the cockroach: I'm about to go play poopopia on the toilet. Two users reacted with the thumbs down emoji.
A crow walking through a field of dandelions.
A man destroys an elaborate PC set-up with a sledge hammer. Taken from the TV show "Married with Children".
A list of Tetris titles and other falling block puzzle games with different categories attached to present a personal preference. Favorite Game: Tettris Effect Connected Best Story: Puyo Puyo Tetris Favorite Art Style: Super Tetris 3 Biggest Personal Impact: Tetris Forever Best Combat: Tetris Battle Gaiden Overhated: Hatris Underrated: Yoshi Overrated: Dr. Mario Needs a Remake: Tetris.exe Criminally Overlooked: Super Tetris 2 + Bombliss Favorite Protagonist: Bubble Bath Babes Favorite Antagonist: Super Bombliss DX Best Soundtrack: Tetris CD-i Best Multiplayer: Tetris 99 Not Usually My Thing, But...: Tokimeki Memorial Taisen Puzzle-Dama Turn My Brain Off: 1984 Tetris Best With Friends: Tricky Tower Best Retro Game: Tetris Game Boy Nostalgic Childhood Game: Pokémon Puzzle Challenge Game Everyone Should Play: Sandtrix+
Picture of the moon in an early morning sky, taken from Earth.
Wakeboarding Unleashed for the PlayStation 2.
Photo taken by the Artemis 2 crew of a solar eclipse as they flew by the moon.
Moon behind some branches in a dark sky, emitting a bright orange glow.
A page from Captain America issue 344, released in 1988. Over several panels, a woman dressed in green, dual-wielding rifles, shoots her way onto the premises of the White House in Washington. "Hya-ha-ha-ha! Burn, Washington, Burn! I am the Viper coiled at the nations breast! America is weak and decadent. It's people are materialistic automatons. It's institutions oppressive and obsolete. It's leaders shameless charlatans and capitalist tools! And here at the so-called White House, we find Americam degradation at its most venal! Prepare yourself, America, for I have come to cut out your heart!"
13h 36m in bed. 12h 14m asleep. 85% quality.
Cover of Captain America issue 344. A shocked Captain America stands in what's presumably the oval office of the White House, across a shadowy man in a suit with lizard-like claws for hands and a snake tongue outnof his mouth. In the background a torn US flag. A caption says "The captain vs the deadliest snake of all!"
New achievement 20 years on YouTube! Huge congratulations on this momentous milestone. Take a bow!
Wipeout 2097 on PlayStation.
Holding a comic issue called Star Wars Jar Jar.
Back of a Marvel comic collection, dramatically depicting a downtrodden Captain America. "President fires Cap! When Steve Rogers refuses to become a government operative, he's stripped of his uniform, title and shield - and a new Captain America is born! John Walker, former Super-Patriot and future USAgent - along with sidekick Bucky, the future Battle Star - does his best to fill the big shoes Rogers left behind. But can he take the pressure, especially when his parents are caught in the crossfire? And never count Steve Rogers out! He dons a new costume, becoming the Captain! Also featuring the Falcon, D-Man, Iron Man, the Taskmaster, Freedom Force, the Horsemen of Apocalypse and the Serpent Society! Collecting Captain America #332-350 and lron Man #228 written by Mark Gruenwald, and illustrated by Kieron Dwyer and Tom Morgan."
Comic panel of a character named Nomad, formerly known as Captain America, saying "The people who has custody of the Ameeican dream had abused both it and us! There was no way I could keep calling myself Captain America, because the others who acted in America's name were every bit as bad as the Red Skull."
A sticker-bombed streetlight post on a bridge over the autobahn.
Back of the comic book collection "Captain America & Falcon: Nomad". "Captain America no more! Disillusioned by government corruption, Steve Rogers lays down but it's not as easy to set aside half a lifetime uniform and shield of heroics, so a new legend is born: Nomad, the man without a country? But who will take up the forsaken red-white-and-blue, and what will it cost him to hold onto it? Boss Morgan, the Viper and hand with enough villainy for any hero, old or the Red Skull are on new! Plus: the origin of the Falcon! Guest-starring Nick Fury and the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.! Collecting Captain America #177-186 written by Steye Englehart - and illustrated by Sal Buscema, Frank Robbins and Herb Trimpe."
A thumb-sized spider on the ground.
Pigeon perched on a wooden post.
An office desk. Three screens have different pictures of pigeons as desktop wallpaper.
Picture of a crow on a tree branch, framed by other branches.
"Stage 8. Mr Bombi" A red ball with eye brows and cartoony smirk. A boss character from the videogame "Super Bombliss DX" on the Game Boy Color.
Close-up side shot of a pigeon interrupting its pruning.
Isometric view of a boardwalk. A mouse, a mole and a pigeon standing around next to a garbage bin, wearing various items of clothing. The pigeon says "Oh my days!"
A collage of bug type Pokémon.
Vehicle select menu in the game "Old School Rally". Currently selected is a gothic hearse with below average stats.
Watching Someone Pee Simulator Versus Added to Completed 2 Mins Ago Watching Someone Pee Simulator 2 Added to Completed 9 Mins Ago Watching Someone Pee Simulator Added to Completed 12 Mins Ago
Selfie of a man sharing a bench with a crow.
Sock-like phone protection in different styles.
A paragraph from "The Trouble with Being Born" by Emil Cioran. The last sentence underlined. "Luther Dead by Lucas Fortnagel. A plebeian, aggressive, terrifying mask, as of some sublime hog ... which perfectly renders the features of the man we cannot sufficiently praise for having declared: "Dreams are liars; if you shit in your bed, that's true.""
The first paragraph of "The Trouble with Being Born" by Emil Cioran. "Three in the morning, I realize this second, then this one, then the next: I draw up the balance sheet for each minute. And why all this? Because I was born. It is a special type of sleeplessness that produces the indictment of birth."
Chat messages. Me: I lost enough time of my life trying to get obscure games to run. Haiku Bot: I lost enough time. of my life trying to get. obscure games to run.
Three crows sitting on a branch in an urban environment.
A four by four bingo card. F-Zero on Switch 2. Discovery of new roach species, checked off. Tony Hawk breaks something and retires. Otto Waalkes dies. Free, checked off. Ant-Man movie announced. New Cannibal Corpse album title announcement. New Koji Suzuki book announced, checked off. Tom Hanks dies. Luigi Mangione writes/releases book. Merzbow releases at least 12 albums, checked off. Elon Musk assassination attempt. Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar dies. Donald Trump assassination attempt. Waterworld reboot is announced. New clipping album, checked off.
Your mood map compared to your friends. Lighter books push the line up and darker books pull the line down. In the graph, the line marked as "your mood map" starts high in January but then declines from February to July and stays very close to the bottom until December. The line marked "your friends" stays very high throughout all months.
roach's 2025 StoryGraph. A reading mood map. Lighter books push the line up and darker books pull the line down. The StoryGraph Wrap-Up 2025. @roach. The graph is high in January and February, then declines until it stabilizes a bit in May, before sinking even further in June where it remains around the bottom until a slight rise in November and finally suggests another slight decline from December forward.
Cartoony illustration of a green bird.
Stats from a sleep tracking app. 91% Quality. 13 hours 33 minutes in bed. 11 hours 53 minutes asleep.
Statistics from a sleep tracking app. Night of 20th to 21st of December. 11 hours 23 minutes in bed. 9 hours 50 minutes asleep.
A low resolution sprite of a cartoonish rat walking back and forth.
Holding a Magic The Gathering card. Riding Red Hare Sorcery Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains horsemanship until end of turn. (It can’t be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.) One of the greatest steeds in the empire, Red Hare could travel a thousand li a day and climb hills as if running on flat ground.
A notification saying: "Checkpoint. Look back at your 2025 on Discord."
I've read Ulysses by James Joyce. Gave it 3.5 out of 5 stars. May 26, 2025 to Nov 28, 2025. 708 pages read. Total reading time 42h 15m 54s. Reading speed in pages per hour: 16 Most pages read in a day: 30 Most minutes read in a day: 122