Jordan

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A map of the PNW with an overlay of carbon monoxide concentrations with an intense patch over central Oregon.
Two browned chicken leg quarters in a pot with adobo cooking liquid and a healthy scattering of bay leaves.
A three day forecast with rain predicted and temperatures from 43-59 °F.
A mountain stream flowing downhill to a glacier with more mountains and clouds in the background.
A vaguely chemical structure logo for Mir Transportation.
The title card for the show Goodnight Sweetheart
A political cartoon from David Horsey. Two white people dine on the back of a man bent over in a field labeled "Migrant Farm Workers". The woman says "Scrumptious strawberries! Lovely lettuce! Fabulous fruit and vegetables. And so affordable!" The man says "I tell ya', American agriculture is a model for the world!"
A screenshot of a YouTube video from Technology Connextras with the title “Get over yourself. Embrace the minivan.” The preview picture is the text “Stop lying to yourself” over a minivan.
An orange-yellow drink in a frosted glass illuminated by the evening sun.
The Far Side calendar for April 8, 2026 Military men in a darkened room with a slide projector showing an upside down mushroom cloud while the officer standing in front says “Now this next slide, gentlemen, demonstrates the awesome power of our twenty megaton… for crying out loud! Not again!”
A Google StreetView picture of a Taco Bell sign with a second sign saying Cannabis underneath at 8578 NE Andreesen Road in Vancouver, WA
A tweet: [inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock
A comics panel from Girl Genius. Gilgamesh is wearing an enormous flaming spiked hat with his name on it while two jaegers exclaim “NIZE HAT!”
A bench press setup in a rack with one side of the barbell resting in a monolift while the other end rests on the safety spotter arm.
Pokémon boy, you catch me/Let’s make a home, get cuddly
A grid of nine computer games - Borderlands 2, X-COM, Fallout 2, Civilization II, Bastion, Diablo II, Borderlands: the Pre-Sequel, Deus Ex, and Portal
A Roman die made out of dark stone with each pip composed of several concentric circles.
A Roman die made out of stone with four pips showing on top.
A man and a woman emerge from an underground bunker into a bare cratered landscape on fire under blackened skies as the man exclaims "Thank God, Sylvia! We're alive!"
A jaboticaba tree where black berries grow in clusters directly from the trunk.
Various everyday objects including a pair of wingtip shoes, a tie, a pair of boots, a fedora, and a duffle bag all sculpted from wood in a realistic manner
Listing for a cocktail called La Isla Bonita. Ingredients include Wray & Nephew overproof rum, Campari, coconut cream, passion fruit & vanilla syrup, lemon juice, and orange juice.
A small red-brown poodle on her back getting tummy rubs.
A map from earth.nullschool.net showing a band of moist air stretching from Hawaii to the PNW
Two mechanical angels talking to each other Angel 1: You can't have the melanocytes migrate from the neural crest! It's a huge security hole! Angel 2: It WORKS, ok? Will you relax? We don't have to be perfect, we just have to screw up the least. Angel 1: I mean, the respiration and digestion teams made their tubes CROSS. Angel 2: This project is doomed.
The face of a small brown poodle sticks over the edge of a lavender dog bed perched on top of several folded fleece blankets in a chair
Niall Ferguson blames Britain for WWI. What a twit.
A white, black, and brown tortoiseshell cat sitting on the back of a sofa.
“Had a good time Microkhan-ing it up”
“Hey guys? If someone tells you that renting is for suckers and home ownership is a ‘rich, rewarding investment,’ punch them in the junk and run away giggling. You’ll thank me later.” -KB Spangler
A printed t-shirt in olive drab with a bomb in the center labeled DOMS with the words ‘soreness incoming’ around it
Browned chicken leg quarters in coconut adobo broth with bay leaves floating on top
Roses in front of cedar shingle siding
Reddit ad for AI with the tagline: POV your AI bestie is your toxic K-pop manager
Browned chicken leg quarters in a coconut adobo broth in a green enamelware pot sitting on an induction cooktop.
A straw colored cocktail in a glass with condensation.
Portland is is real: I just saw someone walking a lamb
A Libby notice displaying that the library has two copies of a book with 17 people waiting in total.
The book “The Bloody White Baron” by James Palmer with a bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel bourbon and a partially filled glass on a rocky beach.
Junior: But my ear hurts! I want to go to the doctor’s office! Eddy: OK… They go to the doctor’s office.
A black Labrador laying in the sun on a balcony.
A black lab next to a stove on a checkered kitchen floor staring up mournfully
Social media screenshot. Text at top: "Dude pulled up with the weightlifting jelt I am SOBBING" Picture: a weightlifting belt covered with denim jeans sitting open on the floor of a gym
Panel 1: green guy doing dumbbell rows, blue guy asks “Wow, you’re really punishing those lats, huh?” Panel 2: green guy flexes his lats in the mirror and says “I have a dream, Bob” Panel 3: years later, blue guy says “No way… he did it. He did it!” “Panel 4: blue guy watching green guy glide through the air with his lats outstretched and says “The absolute madman.”
An espresso martini variation called the Matriarch Martini with bourbon, cherry juice, espresso, and vanilla syrup.
A copy of the book No Sleep ‘til Fairbanks by Eva Holland
A Google Street View shot of St Helens Road in Portland, OR showing the double striped bike lane with no other protective measures on a 40+ MPH four lane highway.