coco coyote

@cococoyote.bsky.social

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coyote. she/her.

coco also most closely matches zohran mamdani
a photoshopped poster in the style of a campaign poster, in which candidate bernie sanders says “Cats can have a little salami: I'm running for president so that every cat can have a little salami, regardless of their income or where they were born. Together, we can give a little salami to every cat in America.”
a kitty scrunching up its nose in disgust
an orange oompa loompa. no reason.
multi-story building with a horse in one window, somehow
two brown tabbies staring at the camera meaningfully in case you forgot about dinner
Instagram post from Martina McBride: ••• I would like to talk to you and clear the air. I will not be performing at the Great American State Fair on June 25th. I was presented with an opportunity to perform at a nonpartisan event but that turned out to be misleading. I asked lots of questions and was assured this was a nonpartisan event that was meant to celebrate ALL 50 states. In my mind I thought this was a great way to celebrate the states and also bring people together in the way that only music can. I saw it as just a bigger version of so many state fairs I have performed at over the years, celebrating community and what makes each state special. Sounds fun, right? Wholesome even. Yesterday things started changing and what we were told is, in fact, not what is happening. I've spent my entire career singing songs about real people with real issues. I've been blessed with the opportunity to be a voice for those who have felt like they didn't have one. It greatly upsets me that any fan who has been moved by my music may now feel like I'm abandoning the meaning behind those songs. I assure you, that is not the case. I appreciate every single fan who has reached out. I hope to get back to the DC area very soon. -MM
The Commodores will not be performing at the Great American State Fair. Our music has always been our voice and we choose not to publicly affiliate with any single political party. We support the betterment of all Americans.
Teri Garr in Mr. Mom saying, “.38, .39, whatever it took”
meme in which a cheetah cub requests and then demands crab rangoon from its mother, as cheetahs definitely do
mama bear with two cubs walking into the woods behind my house
The painting The Annunciation, by Leonardo, depicting the angel Gabriel visiting Mary and revealing unto her an additional pangram
cartoon of a dog who wants you to throw the ball, but doesn’t want you to take the ball so you can throw it.
Lucille Ball making a face of disgust at Michael’s post
the hamburger helper animated hand, which, for some reason, only has three fingers, but i mean, it also has a *mouth*, so i guess the three fingers don’t really rate so high on the freakiness list
silly brown tabby casually sitting with one leg in the air
two brown tabbies lying together and looking up at the camera
beautiful tourism poster with the words, “12 reasons why you should visit the Hague”
kitty with her lip slightly turned up, giving something the side eye
two brown tabbies, snoozing together
This is from a 90s baseball video game where a Japanese game designer had to make up a bunch of "American" names.
a bunch of made-up “American” names that are just slightly off. my favorite one is Bobson Dugnutt.
a message from Expedia saying, You’re going to The Hague!
two kitties boxing on my desk between me and my laptop monitor
ladylike brown tabby looking pretty
big yellow snow shovel outside a front door
a dog, smiling awkwardly
album cover for “flock of seagulls,” 1982
lucille ball making a face like she smelled something bad
reddit thread revealing that the guy with the horrible “gas the immigrants” sign is a satirist mocking trump ppl.
coyote running through the snow
attractive tourism image boasting “12 reasons why you should visit the hague”
representations of a neanderthal man and woman
a cat looking kind of disoriented and disheveled
a snippet from wikipedia: According to the official website of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, Barron Hilton agreed after his general manager, Frank Leahy, picked the Chargers name when he purchased an AFL franchise for Los Angeles: "I liked it because they were yelling ‘charge’ and sounding the bugle at Dodger Stadium and at USC games."
another snippet of wacky floor plan, this one labeled something like “MASTER ROKSN”
snippet of wacky floor plan labeled “COAT BATH”
screenshot from chewy.com of two cats wearing little jackets
vin diesel triumphant and surrounded by adoring women
picture of grooming gloves
screenshot of tv news with bottom third “police have found missing 11-month-old baby in sandwich”
a kitty looking disgusted
otter enjoying the sunshine
Rosey, the robot from the Jetsons, plus Elroy and Jane
screenshot showing two Live, Laugh, Love jokey posts in a row on my feed
screenshot of my previous post in which i apparently said “de you” instead of “did you”
Connections perfection! You achieved a Reverse Rainbow — solving categories from trickiest to most straightforward — without any mistakes.
two brown tabbies are looking at the camera and ready for inspiring words and/or treats
two brown tabby cats lying on my stretched-out legs
Annette Bening in American Beauty, smiling and pointing a gun at the gun range
melania wearing a super weird canary yellow dress with lavender belt to a state dinner at buckingham palace
screenshot of a post in which dave weigel says, “I have a lot of fun on here! People share links, people actually read articles, I share music recs and get new ones. Why should I care if nobody’s paying a bot farm to juice numbers?”
otter wearing a beret, as french-speaking otters do
picture of myrna loy that i’m pretending is my friend brenda
screenshot of howard’s post about how we need to apologize to the horse he rode in on — and we do — serendipitously right under a post from merrymac farm sanctuary informing us that it’s national farrier week