Cocothecat

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Like Trump, Adolph Hitler dreamed of remaking the national capital
Image of a Sharpie chisel tip marker in case Trump's name is ever printed on US currency
Photo of Rep Steve King (R-Iowa) speaking to maybe two dozen people at a Tea Party rally in Richmond, VA. In contrast, the March 28 No Kings rally was attended by hundreds of people.
Photo of an ugly man who used to work in the US government who is now calling for the United States to invade Iran (hint: he's too old to serve on the front line)
Grainy picture of a schmuck named Jeff Blehar, who writes for NRO and thought he was dunking on the Onion.
Two men hitting a wrecked car with sledge hammers
GasBuddy chart showing gas prices near Austin, TX are $3.69/gallon
5 day chart of Cheniere Energy stock price showing 13.2% increase
Photo of a woman who claim Trump is interested in bipartisanship despite all evidence to the contrary
Paynes BBQ sandwich
Graph showing the price of Melania Trump's meme coin (spoiler: it was a rug pull)
Graph of rising grocery prices since Trump took office
Shelby Foote narrates Greg Bovino's retreat from the Twin Cities after being defeated by wine moms with whistles.
Melania movie seating chart showing no tickets sold for today's screening
FAMU Rattlesnake
Theater ticketing diagram showing no seats sold for the Melania movie which actually was a bribe from Jeff Bezos
Picture of a tech bro who claims to work 72 hours/week and "lift heavy" but looks like he spends a lot of time playing video games
Seating chart for Friday opening of the Melania movie showing 10 tickets sold in a 175-seat theater
Chart depicting rise in Turkey's inflation rate when Erdogan installed a loyalist as central bank governor. TL/DR inflation skyrocketed.
Freshly baked everything bagels on a cooling rack
Chart of Melania Trump's meme coin price tanking after insiders take their profit off the rubes