Coda

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Standing athwart history, yelling Yes Daddy

American Psycho “let’s see Paul Allen’s card” meme but it says “let’s see Ken Paxton’s girlfriend”
A Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title card that says “The Gang Finds A Wormhole”
Me and my dog Beans who is sitting on the couch like a person if that person was doing a Salacious B. Crumb impression
"Anyone who engages in or endorses political violence or assassination culture must be condemned in the harshest terms possible," said White House spokesman Davis Ingle. "They should also immediately seek psychiatric help to treat their severe and debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has warped their brains and made them sick in the head."
A book cover of a cartoon chimp wearing a flower garland, happily looking up. The title is “Grumpy Monkey: Midsommar”. (The original book is “Grumpy Monkey: Spring Fever”.)
A screenshot of the Apple Weather app showing a high of 89F, 36F higher than the average for this day of 53F
A screenshot of a Go benchmark showing my permutation-based cryptography dingus in an AEAD scheme doing 1-byte plaintexts in 915ns/op and getting up to ~1800MiB/sec for 32KiB+ plaintexts
The output of some Go benchmarks showing my permutation-based cryptography project in an AEAD scheme with performance going from ~400ns/op for 1-byte plaintexts to ~4GiB/sec for 32KiB+ inputs.
Lee Pace as Brother Day/Empire doing the “respect and enjoy the peace” bit from Foundation
Jamelle Bouie, doing a finger gun at the camera, saying “that’s a piss baby”.
The fuckin inconstant ahh moon
A screenshot of a bunch of Apple AI suggested responses running into each other, forming the text “re, Friday the 2nd woFriday the 2nd does”
Washington, Washington
Cookie Monster chasing the Smart Cookies, a group of which he is ostensibly a member
Zohan Mamdani looking affable and gracious while his wife, Rama Duwajii, tosses him the most sultry look I've ever seen on a politician’s spouse.
Adolf Silva’s entire ass.
A zoom photo of a bobcat crossing a suburban road.
A bull elk eating grass in a clearing.
A sign in a shop window that says “chat with our AI kavatender”
A screenshot of Slack with a “up arrow new messages” lozenge floating above a “down arrow latest messages” lozenge.
A dirt road in a forest fire burn scar with some epic storm clouds in the sky.
A small black bear up a pine tree
An abandoned car off the side of a dirt road in the mountains, held by a tree, bearing a red recovery tag
COKE FARM
A big “Rooted In Oakland” sign
“me and the boys” Spider-Man villain meme
A Rivian R1S on a dirt road having its tires aired back up
A scenic vista of Panorama Peak outside Estes Park
Man pointing at himself in the mirror
A black mama moose and a lil brown baby moose, filmed from inside a car way way way the fuck away from Mrs. Gigantic Protective Kick Machine and her kid.
John Travolta as a fucking weirdo in Battlefield Earth
A coiled rattlesnake on a trail, deeply miffed about having its lil sunny moment blown up by a stupid mountain biker.
La La Land
Ridiculously good looking man holding a bottle of bubbles
Beans, a nervous Jack Russell terrier/chihuahua/iguana mix, stares into your soul.
Bill Lumbergh from “Office Space” leaning on a cubicle wall
a WSJ screenshot of various indexes being down bad
A sign saying “Think: don’t lift more than you can handle"
A stuffed Goofy wrapped in a blanket on top of another blanket sleeping on a pillow made to look like a rock
A photo of the back of a new Rivian R1S with a mountain bike on a hitch rack.
A screen capture of the One Eyed Jack’s sign from Twin Peaks
Nadine, Big Ed, and Norma from Twin Peaks S2, all in bed together
A text message saying “Drake is approaching with your order from Chipotle Mexican Grill.”
A piece of paper on a wall which says in large type “Bird Strike Forms”
A Twitter post from DHH: @_why I love Howard Stern and I do think the spheres of the female body gives life wonder. Suppressing all our animal instincts is futile. 12:42 PM • Apr 27, 2009
A screenshot of Apple Health showing my incredibly poor sleep last night
“Micropachycephalosaurus” as the TMNT logo
A screencap of another ADP Research chart showing how much higher software developer wages are than other industries
Me, wearing a weird rabbit hat mask thing I stole from my wife
Strava’s “Athlete Intelligence” summary of a workout, saying: Strong endurance ride with 205W average power, significantly higher than your typical 158W, and hitting peak performance at 45-minute intervals.
A Shotgun Pro Combo box featuring a dad riding a mountain bike with his kid in a child seat
Xavier, Amy, and Jordan from The Doom Generation (1995)
A drone!
A big-ass pink steel full suspension mountain bike.
Siri non-responsive to Bluesky Elder clout
Me pretending to be a youth at Siri and getting clocked as an old
An error message in response to my asking it for music by TV On The Radio
A septic tank truck with the motto “yesterday’s meals on wheels”
A front yard full of accidentally psychedelic Christmas decorations, including three crystalline reindeer