Dowager Allison Salmon

@codecrafty.bsky.social

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I've made a bunch of games and a couple kids. Programming Design Patterns Wonk. Chaotic bi πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ I would rather be outside My opinions are my own. She/Her.

My daily summary from Pikmin bloom showing I walked 9502 steps around Tokyo while shopping
A drawer with a grill pulled out from a kitchen counter. The grill is full of green onion and carrots.
8 pigeons sitting on the eves and power lines in front of a high rise apartment in Tokyo. The wall is made of white stucco
Death claw machine meme with text "finally got you Mitch...wait...WTF Lindsey Graham?!"
Walking down a broad side walk in the pouring rain.
A rock gorge with a river and green foliage all around. There is a mist in the distance of the gorge.
A kaiseki dinner at the ryokan....so much food and so delicious.
An AI generated spam text advertising AI investing for your retirement if you join a whatsapp group
A store in the Aeon in Shin-Urayasu called "American Holic"
Selfie of me most of my face covered by a chicken. She is a beautiful black and white feathered chicken with a red comb and she looks pissed off.
A screenshot of information about a 5.6 earthquake last night with the epicenter near Mt. Fuji.
A screenshot of info about the 6.9 quake near Hokkaido today that giggled and wiggled us all the way in Tokyo.
A screenshot from the Japan meteorology website showing 2 Typhoons headed toward Japan and kind of meeting up around Tokyo on Saturday and Sunday
A sign at a Japanese clothing store that says "Dun do fuckin' masturbation"
Epic saying they are moving to using a programming language called Verse in UE6
A 90s version of the above photo where scribbled stars, a neon crown, sunglasses saying stay rad and "Xtreme TOFU" caption have been added.
Screenshot of info about the 5.5 magnitude earthquake that just giggled Japan.
A selfie of me wearing a red sequined fedora, a red and black sleeveless dress. The lighting is vaguely pink and purple with a inflatable pink fish behind me. What really makes this photo bisexual is that I am bisexual and also I have a tattoo of a naked women on my bicep which is a not so subtle sign that I might like women.
A landing in a building in Tokyo tiled with white tile. White pillars and 2 different stairwells are visible. It is at night and appears to be completely empty of people.
A grey and black feathered chicken perching on my forearm and eating snacks out of my daughter's hand. I am looking at the camera bemused.
A black and grey pitbull mix with a leash attached fully laying down to take a nap in the grass.
A blue colander with 2 eggs (one brown one blue) chive blossoms and mint
A bunch of mushrooms with deep red brown caps growing in the grass under bushes.
A large black bucket sitting in the grass with groups of oyster mushrooms growing out of holes drilled into the bucket.
A gorgeous Kuno style line art tattoo with a botanical theme and an ensō incorporated into the design.
An omamori that features a tiny bell and a pink knotted cord with a little gold charm. The description says "Marriage, you and someone. This is a charm that will connect you to something special. Please keep it with you at all times and cherish it."
A view of the river from a park near asakusa. There are a big set of stairs for sitting
A screenshot of earthquake info for a 6.3 off the coast of Miyagi Prefecture. There is a map showing intensity in the surrounding areas of Japan. It was about an intensity of 2 in Tokyo.
A stack of decadent fluffy pancakes with berries and ice cream sitting on a counter
A Canadian goose with wings spread standing on the roof above the front door of a house staring right into a second floor window.
Five petal white flowers on the branches of my service berry bush
A black and tan pitbull mix sitting on her butt with feet in front of her and back to the camera...she is looking over her shoulder at the camera with a big grin and her tongue hanging out
A selfie of me with orange hair sitting in front of the side of my orange VW bus
A large and very old tree by the road in Tokyo that has been saved from destruction by building a wall around the ground it was growing in and then flattening everything around that to build roads and sidewalks.
A black and grey pittie mix watches at a back deck door as hail falls. A chunk falls and hits the window. She whines and tries to dig under the door to get to the ice.
A black and grey pittie mix snuggled up in a bean shape next to my leg on a green blanket
A picture out an airplane window over the wing of the airplane you can see the isthmus of Madison and both lakes.
A view from the 5th floor looking down a quiet rainy side street in Ginza.
Several Japanese craft and cookbooks on a table.
A park in Chou with some rock arch statues surrounded by cherry trees a night
A sign advertising the "seriously best meat sandwich meat box!" The sandwich has 3 layers of steak between thin bread
A McDonald's ad with a guy with a large mustache, a red bowler hat and a band marshal style outfit holding up french fries.
A view down the average subway entrance stairs in Tokyo. It's a long way down and even longer when you are going up.
1 plate of sushi and a goshapon with a pin
A literal bowl of Liquor with 4 straws. Sitting on a table. The liquid is orange and has an orchid floating in it.
A picture of my black high heels and plastic glass of asakusa milk punch
A screen shot of a bottle of orange soda with good translation..."Super cider fiber zero kilocalories. The same amount of dietary fiber as 3 heads of lettuce. 1 days worth of vitamins"
A tiny neighborhood shrine in Osaka.
A bathroom with 13 toilet paper holders with rolls mounted above the toilet.
Screenshot from the Oura Ring app begging me to slow down because of my 58 readiness score
A sign for ponderosa steakhouse in a field. The actual restaurant is long gone and only the sign remains.
A sweaty unhappy looking selfie on the train of me with an orange backpack on my front and another backpack on my back.
a black and white Pitbull mix sitting on her butt with her head pointed to the ceiling and barking her objections.
4 Sandhill Cranes in the grass by a parking lot. One of them is shrieking at me and it sounds like a car alarm
a black dog snoot peaking out from under a yellow blanket with head laying on a blue and white blanket. Another orange blanket is in the foreground. She looks like she is contemplating existential dread.
A grey feathered chicken roaming free on my back patio.
The twin peaks title card saying "SkaeP niwT"
An archery target with 2 bull's-eyes and 2 close.
A grey speckled hen standing on an icy patio by the back sliding glass door.