Evan Zasoski

@codenameevan.bsky.social

157 Followers 343 Following

I write code in Durham, NC. It is nice. You should come to visit. Opinions here are my own. Likes might just be bookmarks.

A freshly opened Google Sheet where nearly half the screen is a prompt to try and get me to use AI.
‘Don Lemon Considers Presidential Run, Thinks He Could "Run This Country Better Than Donald Trump"’
>>> exit; Use exit() or Ctrl-D (i.e. EOF) to exit
Anakin and Padme meme: Frame 1: Donald Trump satisfies my impossible standards by speaking in oracular nonsense that I can pour my own meaning into. Frame 2: You’re going to check those standards against his actual actions and not just mold your beliefs around the axiom “Trump is correct,” right? Frame 4: You’re going to check, right?
Fountains of Wayne - 1996
Cenobite from Hellraiser II saying, "And to think... I hesitated."
New York Times headline: How the Times Covers Crowds: Focusing on the Content, Not the Count
A heroic amount of dairy.
Homer salutes ice cream men.
Popeye on Atari 7800
Lucky from King of the Hill
Two old timers leaning on a fence image from South Park.
Pop-up ad for Gemini AI.
Bonzi Buddy
Mad Max Fury Road - “Oh what a lovely day” gif
LinkedIn suggesting using AI to write a post.
Comic juxtaposing Ghandi in real life vs Ghandi in the Civilization game series.
North Carolina state Supreme Court vote count (not final) showing Democrat Allison Riggs leading Republican Jefferson G. Griffin by 24 votes.
OK Computer album cover
Phone notification reading: “Longest Reading Streak. Congrats! You’ve read 2 days straight.”