CodenameGamma🏳️⚧️🔞 @codenamegamma.com · Jun 18 The origin of man and stuff. Adam and Eve first two humans, they just spawned in and jumped off the battle bus. then got kicked out of the game because they ate an apple and it was agreed before hand that no healthpacks will be used. Then King koopa came with his Devo Gun. We became monkeys.
2 likes 1 replies
?
Replies
then re-evolved (some of us anyway) and then jesus was like "here's a book bro" and then we have religion where they basically go over everything i explained here.