Cactus Fantastico

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29, despite my own wishes He/Him Game, Software, Webdev Pretty Furry https://cactus-fantastico.neocities.org/

several short text snippets scroll slowly into frame. they then violently explode
mouse trap + steak emoji
tube treat for cats
Bruschetta Spread. Top to Bottom: Brie Apples and Fig Spread. Diced Tomato. Artichoke Spread. Pesto with Salami.
A QR Code. The encoded text is: "We qr posting now (No we aren't we're just staying off of twitter)"
8 fresh bagels, each a deep golden brown
Photograph of a round Loaf of bread. The crust is very craggley.
Nandos
31.42 Big Mouth, layered on top of eachother, on a transparent background.
A short video showing https://onlinesequencer.net. The first sequence, titled "Car Horn", is an 8-bit Sawtooth playing a chord of A#4 and F#4, in a quick burst and a long honk. The second sequence is a transcription of the Save Jingle from Dragon Quest, with the same instrument. (The instrument was given a long reverb to make it sound like a car horn.)
Original Design, by @sockdrawerdoodles.com
Tigger, from Winnie's Pooh 'Cause you gots the laughs and the smiles :)
A Product Photograph of a bright yellow electrical safety helmet. The branding text on the side has been edited to read "Tickrate OSHA".
A simplistic drawing of a "Cleaver" type of sword. The blade is largely black, but the edges are white.
A pixelart drawing of Feature, in a distinctly Final Fantasy style. He's carrying a plate, which holds a Dumpling which is as big as he is, and several egg rolls.
The Convenience Window. At the top is a message notifying the user of Important Software News.
A message from T-major. It reads: Girl just go on bsky!!! they girls are on there!!!!! the zenless girls got they boobs out on bsky you don't need to play!!!
A red sentry from TF2 explodes. The image is captioned: MY FUCKIN' CENTRIST
the same cardboard recreation of seaspray. she has a turtle shaped air freshener photoshopped to be attached to her ear. the shape implies the scent of the ocean.
A round green frog breakdances on top of his display case. A round red frog with a skateboard watches.
cats if they were a blueberry
Monster Hunter Wilds
3D Render of a 1 Terabyte Micro SD Card
A frog spins upwards, out of some dirt, while the "World Door Open" jingle from Banjo Kazooie plays.
Feature's original design, by sleepysock.
Folder Icon, labelled: GAMEIDEAS.
A Papasan chair, sometimes called a bowl chair. It has a white, circular cushion on top of a wooden base.
Still image of a "male" and "female" USB cable. the windows XP "Device Connected" and "Device Disconnected" sounds play.
A clip from Regular Show. Mordecai is complaining that Basketball sucks to Rigby. After kicking away a basketball, the sky goes dark from the moon, and the title theme to "Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden" begins to play.
A photograph of a Pacific Electric Tram Car.
Mario is inside a cannon, on Bob-Omb Battlefield. In the bottom corner, TieTuesday with his light gun is illuminated like a spotlight from this image.
an electric jackhammer, manufactured by hitachi.
Feature, prone on the ground, stunned. He's wearing a green t-shirt, and star boxes. On the ground next to him are a long, bare cardboard tube, and a small plush of a skulldeer.
Alucard (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) in the library shop. His portrait sprites scrolls onto the screen, as his voice actor gives one of his famous readings: I'm interested in this.
A wooden sign with dark, serifed, curved lettering on it. It reads "manifest that shit."
The modern Bandai Namco logo, edited to say "Nandos."
A young girl slowly begins to think of Sonic 3 Bubble Shield Monitor. She then makes the waow sound that it makes.
Screenshot of uBlock Origin's list selection page. Enabled: uBlock filters (all), EasyList, EasyPrivacy, Online Malicious URL Blocklist, Peter Lowe's Ad and tracking server list
button of feature flashing a peace sign. the words "webbed site" alternate as does the rotation of his head and hand
The left road sign reads "Adult Video." The right road sign has a picture of White Jesus looking to left, and reads "Jesus is watching"
2 Trays of Bread Rolls
Some bread dough is proofed in a metal bowl, covered in a towel. After a short caress, I punch it vigourously.
Character art of Lulu, the resident Black Mage of Final Fantasy X
A rabbit sits on a red blanket, with their ears flopped in front of their face. Caption: "Or so I've heard"
halfbody shot
Movie Poster for Fantastic Mr. Fox, by Wes Anderson. The main cast of the film, the fox family, are on display, in the center, with several side characters shown along the sides.
Original design of Feature, an Okapi/Deer Creature.
Halfbody of Feature. He's a deerish, okapi-ish creature, with big fluffy ears, and long, mottled hair. He's wearing his usual outfit, a brown, striped sweater, and jeans. His fur is primarily blonde, with patches of a burnt orange on the mouth, forehead, and cheeks.
Standing Halfbody of Feature, the Okapi Creature. Design by sleepysock