Cody Bromley

@codybrom.com

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technology person in tulsa eng at goprelude.com (opinions my own) building @blankie.rest and @tulsa.ok.wx.watch #WeAreBromley 🐦‍⬛

A four-panel meme from The Simpsons featuring Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner. In the first panel, Chalmers looks shocked and says, “You’re telling me GCP, Cloudflare, npm, Supabase and others are all down?” In the second panel, Skinner replies calmly, “Yes.” In the third panel, Chalmers asks hopefully, “Can I go home?” In the final panel, Skinner stares with a stern expression and says, “No.”
A screenshot of the U.S. Mac App Store's Top 10 Health & Fitness apps. Blankie, ranked #6 for Top Free Apps, is the only "Free" app without the In-App Purchases banner.
A screenshot of the iPhone App Store showing the app "InShot - Video Editor", a free app that has In-App Purchases, but the page doesn’t show the normal IAP label below a Get button because the download button is replaced by the blue cloud with download arrow that is normally shown when the user has previously downloaded/purchased an app.
An image of the Mac App Store with 6 apps shown. Apps the user had previously purchased/downloaded that contain In App Purchases are shown only as a blue cloud with arrow pointing down icon. New apps the user has not downloaded that contain In App Purchases has a Get button with the text "In-App Purchases" in small text below them.
A 5-star review for the Mac app Blankie posted by Monster_cucumber from Russia. It says, “This is incredible! This app is the best I have ever seen. I am very grateful to the author of the app, you have given me an excellent tool for concentration and completing my tasks. Thank you very much!”
Four images generated by Meta AI with the prompt "imagine there's no heaven". The first, second and fourth show a dark work with a person all alone. The third image shows a man peacefully sitting on a blanket in a serene prairie.
The App Review Guidelines have been updated to allow buttons, external links, and other calls to action in apps distributed on the United States storefront of the App Store. These changes affect apps distributed on the United States storefront of the App Store, and are as follows: 3.1.1: Apps on the United States storefront are not prohibited from including buttons, external links, or other calls to action when allowing users to browse NFT collections owned by others. 3.1.1(a): On the United States storefront, there is no prohibition on an app including buttons, external links, or other calls to action, and no entitlement is required to do so. 3.1.3: The prohibition on encouraging users to use a purchasing method other than in-app purchase does not apply on the United States storefront. 3.1.3(a): The External Link Account entitlement is not required for apps on the United States storefront to include buttons, external links, or other calls to action.
An email from Apple Developer communications that says: "The App Review Guidelines have been updated for compliance with a United States court decision regarding buttons, external links, and other calls to action in apps. These changes affect apps distributed on the United States storefront of the App Store, and are as follows: 3.1.1: Apps on the United States storefront are not prohibited from including buttons, external links, or other calls to action when allowing users to browse NFT collections owned by others. 3.1.1(a): On the United States storefront, there is no prohibition on an app including buttons, external links, or other calls to action, and no entitlement is required to do so. 3.1.3: The prohibition on encouraging users to use a purchasing method other than in-app purchase does not apply on the United States storefront. 3.1.3(a): The External Link Account entitlement is not required for apps on the United States storefront to include buttons, external links, or other calls to action."
An AI-generated image of a table with four "tarot" cards that feature The Jolly Green Giant, Buc-ee the Beaver, Lefty the Hamburger Helper Glove and Charles Entertainment Cheese (Chuck E. Cheese).
A short AI-generated video of a fully articulate statue of Marcus Aurelius wearing black headphones riding a skateboard down the streets of a metropolitan city.
A screenshot of a web app showing a map of the Gulf of Mexico
A screenshot of an iMessage chat. A left-aligned bubble contains a screenshot of an iMessage notification summarized by Apple Intelligence. The notification from “CB2” (the poster) is summarized as “Shared links to humorous AI content.” A blue right-aligned text bubble from the poster says “Put this on my headstone.”
A screenshot of a Linkedin post by Cody Bromley where he acts like an over-caffeinated influencer. It reads: 🤩 January is perfect for a #hashtagcontent reset, so this #guide from THE #SEO experts at The Verge arrived just in time. With all the #TikTokBan hype, it has never been more 📢important📢 to live your best #grindlife. 🤩 THANK YOU to Nilay Patel and his devoted #growtogether crew 🙏 for making a whole issue about the #thrive365 community of marketers! #savetheinternet 💗