Cody K

@codyk.bsky.social

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an Uncrustables fan account

A round sticker that says “I voted”. Blue background with a waving American flag
A round sticker that says “I Voted”
Helicopter flying low over soybeans spraying. Bluffs in the background
A small dog sitting on the back of a chair.
A small Maltipoo dog standing on a couch looking like she’s giving orders
Movie poster for Con Air
Rows of field corn with one stalk a few feet above the rest of the pretty uniform in height others.
Picture of a baseball under a couch with the app asking if it’s a temporary or permanent obstacle.
greeting card has some old people on the front giving a thumbs up while "we pooped today!" is captioned below.
Martinez blowing a kiss.
Dibu Martinez holding the Golden Glove trophy like it’s his penis in the World Cup 2022 while a Qatari official looks on
Young bird hopping and flapping its wings unsuccessfully trying to fly.
A skink crawling up a cinderblock wall.
A hotdog in the foreground. Kauffman Stadium in the background.
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt in attendance for USA/Türkiye
Emi Martinez holding a trophy that looks like a hand near his groin while making a funny face
End of the rainbow over a bean field. Bluffs in the background.
Feint rainbow after the storm.
Clouds scattering the sun’s rays as it sets
Looking north from my house, dark storm clouds.
Cloudy and storm skies to the west which produced a little rainbow
An attempt at an omelette that was aborted and turned into a hybrid omelette/scrambled eggs. It is filled with bacon, sausage, and cheese.
A light colored moth with its head inside a purple calibrachoa flower after a heavy rain.
View from my seat when I went and watch the Royals play the Rangers in 2016. Just a few rows behind the third base dugout. Kendrys Morales in the on deck circle.
Hummingbird resting on the branches of some dead weeds.
Hummingbird continuing to eat jelly before flying off.
Hummingbird hovering while eating jelly. Clematis flowers in the background.
Hummingbird drinking some jelly. Wings are flapping as it dips its beak into the cup of jelly hanging from an orange feeder
Pitch sequence that shows Seth Lugo throwing nothing but strikes. Only problem is the ump is calling some balls and the catcher isn’t challenging.
Newly opened peony. The flower is lint with neon yellow middle squigglies
Video of flowerbed that has had damn near every plant dug up. Dirt everywhere
A potted mixture of flowers including geranium, marigolds, and some petunias
A flower bed full of freshly planted marigolds, petunias, and other annual plants.
What’s left of a large marigold after being snacked on by what I presume is a deer
A peony flower the size of my hand. The flower is a bright dark pink. Almost neon.
Nemik (on the right) talking to Andor on the show Andor
Button for the auto engine stop button on a car
Back of a car filled with soil, mulch, and flowers
Graffiti on a freight train of a scuba diver being pursued by a giant shark while looking at a giant oyster with a pearl
Hummingbird hovering as it approaches a feeder
Bright orange Baltimore oriole resting above an oriole feeder with orange slices and and empty jelly cup.
Menu for Jack Stack Barbecue
A pic from the show Severance where there is an animatronic version of the company founder that talks
Carter Jensen’s face on the cover of Lil Wayne’s album “Tha Carter”
Carter Jensen’s face superimposed (very hastily) on Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter” album
Previous skeets from me complaining about Royals pitcher Schreiber. Some samplings include “I audibly groan whenever Schreiber enters” and “oh, Schreiber shit the bed again? Shocked”
Looks like the Weather Channel from the 90s. Old school graphics.
A screenshot of the weather forecast for the next few days in Kansas City showing chances of rain over the next few days. 100% Wednesday, 90% Thursday, 60% Friday, and 40% Saturday
View of Kauffman Stadium from section 223.
Walking into Kauffman stadium from lot H
Lil Wayne’s album cover for “Tha Carter” with Carter Jensen face on it.
A single slice of pepperoni pizza that was really long.
Pitcher Duran vs batter Duran
Salvy and Bobby Witt Jr. hugging
My currently two tv setup with baseball games on both screens
A skillet with a giant chocolate chip cookie in it, topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and drizzled with chocolate and caramel sauce.
Screenshot of the forecast showing 70° on Friday and 60% chance of snow on Sunday with a high of 34°
Voicemail transcript that reads: “My name is Dave on it. I am calling on behalf of the Academy of Minor Athletics and the Minor Alumna Association. Following up on your invite to our pregame social on Saturday, February 14th in Kansas City before the men's and women's college basketball games against William Jewel College. It's a great chance to connect with fellow alumni and to show off your minor pride. RSVP on the events tab at minor alumni.com. Hope to see you there.”
A pair of hockey skates in the corner of my closet collecting dust.
Tweet from Jon Bois in 2014 that says “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”