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2nd place in the international 'worst shitposter' awards posts made by ME are signed cb

A web-based section titled "Popular Today" HEADLINE: Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes BODY PARAGRAPH: Scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report. posted by CNN
YouTube video screenshot. Thumbnail features "Shimano" from the Yakuza series. The title is "The Most Intimidating Yakuza Villain That Everyone Ignores." The uploader is "ShimanoFan3000."
Google search for "who's that fat idiot wearing an ear bandage" Google AI overview says that it's most likely Donald Trump
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A post that reads: I don't know how you win elections with "grinchmaxxing".
A series of exchanges ft. Jeffrey Epstein released by the House Oversight Committee. The only important information in this image is the timestamp on the bottom. I'll include it in the other image so that the important stuff is all together.
An email chain between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff released by the House Oversight Committee. On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM jeffrey E. wrote: I didn't offer him a time yet . As I need my marching orders;) On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:46 PM, Michael Wolff < > wrote: Just his plan. Trump is going to go down--why doesn't use this opportunity to strike out on his own? Also, gently imply I have tapes. I wonder, btw, if he isn't interested in talking to you about in fact bringing down Trump. Can't wait to hear? On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 9:37 PM jeffrey E. wrote: [redacted] On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 5:57 AM Michael Wolff < > wrote: Up? On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 6:02 AM jeffrey E. wrote: Yes On conference finish in 10 min From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] Sent: 1/8/2018 11:27:44 AM To: Michael Wolff Subject: Re: The rich and powerful ALWAYS send lawyers letters . A book about any one of them takes more time to publish as I must be -and I am , meticulous about documentation and back up
The president saluting in the best way possible during the military parade in June '25. One hand is saluting, and eventually, the other is seen doing a back-and-forth motion while tightly closed.
A scene from Tom & Jerry. It features the devil, depicted as a dog, laughing and saying, "Let me have him! Send him down! Give him to me now!"
Surgery being done on a grape.
A Google Search result featuring a headline from Business Insider. The headline reads, "Musk Shows Friends Chart of Benefits of MDMA, Mushrooms." It was posted on October 11, 2022.
A post by Elon Musk. "Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das Boot Das Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!” July 25 2022
A photo of Nubby (of Nubby's Number Factory fame) above some Facebook comments. Each comment is asking for the removal of Nubby.
Donald Trump with an arrow trending downwards. The word "econony" is right above him.
J.D. Vance looking nice for Picture Day. He's holding a big lollipop, wearing his lollipop bow tie, and smiling.
A YouTube video titled, "Asbestos Material, Healing, and Spiritual Properties". The thumbnail appears to be generated.
Facebook · Joe Biden 8.2K+ reactions · 3 days ago Title: I never thought I’d say this so many times about an American ... Description: I never thought I'd say this so many times about an American president, but Trump tried to suck my cock and I let him. So much teeth holy FUCK!
Elon Musk writes, "You can upload any image to Grok for analysis, from medical tests to video games! Just tap the + button or paste the image into the entry bar." Musk's post is a quote Tweet of a post from Luis Batalha, which reads, "I had a hazy memory of a secret passage in Super Mario Bros but forgot how to access it. Grok unlocked the mystery instantly - just from a single photo of the TV!" Luis' Tweet contains a screenshot of a conversation with Grok that asks how to get to a "secret passage" in Super Mario Bros. Based on the position of Mario in the image, it's obvious that he's asking how to get to the "minus world." Grok does not pick up on this, and it gives bad information, including an incorrect positioning for Mario and incorrect steps to perform the jump.
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SMRPG Keychain + 0% opacity Chancellor
Coronavirus in a car with the caption "caronavirus" on the bottom
Will Stancil (Democratic Party) ran for election to the Minnesota House of Representatives to represent District 61A. He lost in the Democratic primary on August 13, 2024. This is a "laugh out loud" moment.
belphegor shitting on the toilet
burger with cheese on top
toad is butt naked facing away from the camera
a text post on steamcommunity.com that is cut off. the visible text reads as follows, with the line break added to explain why it is funny to me: Sorry to be a downer, but IMO Valve will refuse to add this. Yes, it is a interesting idea. [there is a line break here.] but Russian Roulette is not something funny. Even though it is just a game, Valve will
jimmy fallon handing the viewer a big fucking scoop of ice creams