Thomas

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US Army Combat Medic Fighting against stupidity, ignorance, & apathy. Support your local, independent bookstore. Resist fascism.

A cartoon depicting the famous painting of Washington crossing the Delaware during the American Revolution. In this boat, Pete Hegseth is shown texting, "Can't text now...crossing Delaware River, attacking Trenton tomorrow, LOL." The other men in the boat are shocked and frustrated that their leader would make sensitive data regarding a secret upcoming military operation susceptible to being leaked.

A drawing depicting Elon Musk from his PayPal days with hair loss. The text above reads, "being mean to my cars is tew-wow-ism."
A smaller font text to the side reads, "my wife left me."

Making reference to a scene from the animated Disney movie "Robin Hood" and the recent threats of a trade war against other countries by the impeached US president. Prince John says "Double the tariffs! Triple the tariffs!"

This comic was drawn with the context of the January 6 attempt to overthrow the government committed by twice-impeached president trump.
The panels depict a committee standing on a podium before a lecturn at a press conference with several reporters in attendance.
Announcer: *ahem* The state apple-growers' association has decided to formally call on president donald trump to resign.
Reporter: Weren't you meeting to update the standards for new apple varieties?
Announcer: Yes, but we talked it over and this is what we decided. We feel strongly this is important.
Reporter: Did you discuss anything on your actual agenda?
Announcer: Thanks for the question! We did not.
Reporter: Do you have any apple-related announcements at all?
Announcer: Uh. Apples are great. Best fruit. Everyone should buy 1000 of them. We're a little distracted right now, okay? Hopefully in a couple of weeks we'll be able to resume our apple-focused updates, because we have so much to say about Cosmic Crisp.