Eryn (coffeelock paints)

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they/them • I paint #miniatures • Periphery Wargaming • #BattleTech Pride Anthology 2024, as Ryn Mackie • Commissions CLOSED

Concept art for the Jade Hawk BattleMech.
An Exterminator battlemech in Smoke Jaguar / Fidelis colors, with a tiny elemental companion
"You don't have to agree with everything that he's doing in order to support him" said the chode who owns Madison Square Garden. "And he's, by the way, our president, and I don't understand people who wish our president to do badly? It's like wishing that your milkman will bring you sour milk."
Chief O'Brien and the terrible horrible no good very bad day
A trio of BattleMech miniatures marches forth from a dropship. A rocky moon hangs in the sky
A miniature Merlin BattleMech, painted in whites and grays, stands atop an alien landscape
Giant enemy crab
Hot dog man
Hunchback vs stabbo
A tau robit blows up a fascist robit
Vindicator, my beloved.
Snake. Snake. Snaaaaaakkkkkkeeeee! No fr it's a Ratling commander.
She Scour my Sands until I [Heat Critical: Shutdown Initiated]
A miniature Hatchetman painted in the colors of the Lyran Guards
A miniature Turkina BattleMech painted in the colors of Clan Jade Falcon's 1st Falcon Sentinels. It is stepping on a Hammerhead from Clan Hell's Horses' Firehorse Galaxy.
A miniature Exterminator battlemech painted in ilClan Smoke Jaguar colors.
Actually I don't really give a fuck what people but with their food stamps. If you do, its because you're a fucking loser.
"... but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?" -Terry Pratchett, Snuff
Sailor moon reading a magazine titled "Gigantic Asses". For the articles, surely.
Alan Dershowitz writes a check his tush can't cash
Sharpie saying "If I fits, I sits." Hello baby!
A sticker that bears a picture of John Brown, which reads: "BORN TO RAID SOUTH IS A FUCK Free Em All 1859 I am john brown 410,747,864,530 DEAD CONFEDERATES"
All the original sailors ands no one else
They see me rollin
A Stormcrow painted in the colors of the Raven Alliance's Beta Galaxy
Spooky scary skeleton send shivers down my spine
A miniature Axman battlemech painted in yellow and gray camo, stomping a dismembered Hunchback IIC.
A band of sexy cool wizards poses for a photo op
A Twitter thread by John Bull about the "trust thermocline"
A miniature Kraken/Bane battlemech painted in the colors of the 1st Falcon Sentinels
Infographic
Doggy
Bernie Sanders pictured with a caption that reads "I am once again asking for your commissions"
A miniature Cougar battlemech painted in the colors of Clan Snow Raven's Beta Galaxy
An anthropomorphic milkshake chides a meatball wearing a headband. The caption reads, "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
A tweet by birdsrightsactivist on Twitter, dated 16 August 2013. It reads "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
An unpainted Turkina miniature reposted, stepping over a ruined Hammerhead.
A kitbashed miniature Grizzly 2, painted in gray with visible battle damage.
A miniature Shogun battlemech painted in the colors of the 2nd Genyosha
A miniature calliope battlemech painted interior colors of the 1st Canopian Brigade, walking among miniature buildings
A miniature King Crab, painted in Star League colors, firing its cannon while being swarmed by battle armored troopers.
A miniature Exterminator battlemech painted in the colors of the reborn Clan Smoke Jaguar.
A miniature Master Chief from Halo Flashpoint
A miniature Kraken/Bane BattleMech painted in the colors of the 1st Falcon Sentinels.
A miniature Anubis BattleMech painted in the colors of the 1st Canopian Cuirassiers.
A miniature Jupiter BattleMech in the colors of Clan Jade Falcon's 1st Falcon Sentinels
A miniature Battlemaster BattleMech in the colors of the 1st Canopian Cuirassiers
Captain Janeway and her number one: coffee.
A miniature Huron Warrior BattleMech painted in the colors of the 2nd MAC.
A miniature Iron Cheetah OmniMech painted in the colors of Clan Smoke Jaguar's Delta Galaxy
A miniature Pillager BattleMech painted in the colors of the 1st Canopian Cuirassiers