Coggsa

@coggsa.bsky.social

300 Followers 229 Following

Aussie, Arsenal, Chicken Saté

A strangely aggressive looking Mickey Mouse, drawn wearing a Spain shirt and standing with one foot on top of a football
Thqnos gets his jewels taken from under his nose, by the the man in red. Not so inevitable now mate! Mikel Arteta is Iron Man.
2 posts in a row from different accounts relating to suspicious patterns of negative stories in relation to Arsenal FC. How suspicious that they both happened to come up in my feed AT THE SAME TIME!?!!!?
Screen grab of the BOM app, showing the weather as raining, and temperature is 16.2 but feels like 17C.
1990's logo for the "No Fear" brand, featuring the weird red eyes and the words "No Fear" underneath. I used to think it was so very cool in the 90's, but now the existential dread of getting older, and the constant worry that we will drop points and finish second for the 956th time in a row, makes this brand so much harder to live up to, while also being so inspiring. I have constant fear, for our world, Trump, the environment, my daughter's future, The Arsenal...but I endeavour to live in the spirit of this "lifestyle brand" icon that went bankrupt, and was bought by a company to sell hoodies online. Truly inspirational.
Some uncalled for criticism from Daily Cannon, straight after Good lighting talks about a bicycle kick in a CHILDs soccer game. Uncalled for really.
Football Writer Association can't spell the names of Football Players. "Erland Haaland of Manchester City was third"
I have been added to the "Dull Football Fans" list by a Sp*rs fan.
Post from Edm_Dantes:"She is a plastic fan...but b/C she is not from London. People not supporting their city are the most ridiculous non-fans ever." The subsequent posts move from "true" fans to the impact that a lack of fans can have on a team. This post has nothing to do with any of his subsequent complaints about
Joey from the show FRIENDS saying "Let's see what else he'll do" while wearing all of Chandler's clothes.
Screenshot of Ben Roberts-Smith with his face blurred, from the ABC Australia news site
Scene from Monty Python, showing a caption of "and that my Liege is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped"
A screenshot of the BlueSky app, showing 3 posts in a row that have edited the same image. The edits are all intended to troll Chel$ki football club, because they deserve it.
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Screenshot of weather in Australia, showing that it was 19C overnight, and rainy.
Players Out of Contract/Departing Clubs (End of 2025 Season) Arsenal Trio: Steph Catley, Caitlin Foord, and Kyra Cooney-Cross. Chelsea: Sam Kerr. Tottenham Hotspur: Charli Grant. Kristianstads DFF: Amy Sayer and Remy Siemsen. Portland Thorns: Kaitlyn Torpey.
5 packets of "Les Anis de Flavigny" sweets, stacked with 3 on the bottom and two on top. The flavours are: citron (lemon), Fleur d'oranger (orange blossom), rose, Violette (violet), café (coffee)
Picture of the crowd at Brighton v Arsenal in Jan 2025, showing one massive idiot in a bright red jacket standing out like a beacon in the crowd of black, white, and blue clad fans. I was going incognito.
When Christian missionary Ron Trudinger gave a sermon to the Pitjantjatjara people of Central Australia, he mistranslated the phrase tongues of fire', instead saying the Holy Spirit would descend on them in a deluge of wallabies.
Positions eleven to twenty in the Winter Olympics medal tally, showing Australia in eleventh, followed by Great Britain, Czechia, Slovenia, Canada, Republic of Korea Brazil, Kazakhstan, China, and Poland.
Map of Blue sky users, showing @Coggsa in the group of Arsenal Football Club Supporters.
Screenshot of the Arsenal vs Man City fixture time, showing 11:00pm.
Skeletor leaving by walking into a mirror, with the words "I'll see myself out". Skeletor them reaches back through the mirror to punch and break it, so nobody can follow.
John Krasinski pouring red wine into a glass, and saying "oh my god"
Premier League form chart at the end of game week 19, showing Arsenal on top with 4 wins from the last 5.
Shiny red Christmas bauble with the Arsenal shield, on a tree with other red and white ornaments.
Donald Trump picking up a medal from a tray, with a stupid look on his face.
An Android notification from the Arsenal app, showing Arsenal 3-1 Bayern Munich.
London is red! Come on you Gunners!
First post on BSky from Coggsa: "Very carefully avoiding all mention of that place below Canada and above Mexico in my first few likes. Nobody needs that while the algorithm is learning." Sadly, it did infect my feed.
Metallica farewell at the end of the concert in Sydney, Australia. 2025.
Coffee and Cinnamon croissant on a table, out of focus with sand and sea in the background. Location: Kirra Beach, Australia.
Statistics for Victor Gyokeres in the EPL after Round 4. 4 games, 3 goals, 0 assists.
As an Optus Sport customer, you will automatically get access to a new subscription service, 'Optus Sport on Stan', and will continue to have access as long as you remain an Optus customer with eligible services. With your Optus Sport on Stan subscription, you will be able to continue watching the Premier League, Emirates FA Cup, J.League and NWSL for $9.99/month.
A sea of Blue and White Brighton fans, and one freezing cold Aussie watching Arsenal in a red jacket!
google results for "Kieran Tierney signs for Arsenal fuck" returns cleaner results, as the profanity prevents a lot of the bloat being displayed