Dan Johnson will design games for food

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Schipperke owner @PNW Game Systems Designer, one half of Secret Dinosaur and also the other half (previously Blizzard, Bungie, Irrational, etc) Hire me! https://linktr.ee/djdesign.dev #GameDev he/him

The married devs of Scarlet Deer Inn, dressed in medieval-ish garb and playing a recorder and lute
Looking down at two small black schipperke puppies in a pen, sleeping next to a plastic water jug.
Steam page for The Incident At Galley House. It is currently reviewing as Overwhelmingly Positive, 95% of over 1700 reviews
Same photo as above but there are word bubbles over the puppies' heads: "What a week, huh?" "Yeah."
Two small black tailless schipperke puppies asleep on a white and blue mat, surrounded by stuffed toys including a colorful caterpillar twice their size. They are facing away, one on his side and the other on his belly with both back legs splooted out behind him.
"Sickos yes" meme but the guy's shirt says "DICKOS" and he's yelling "DICKOS"
Brady, a black schipperke dog, is lying on the wood floor in the foreground. Behind him is a puppy exercise pen, with two puppies asleep in a pile next to the gate.
A very large brown spider with long slender legs and a patterned abdomen
Steam library card for The Incident At Galley House, with 0 minutes played. The "Play" button is glowing brightly.
A black and white photo of Jester and Beau, two small black Schipperke dogs, sitting on a carpeted stair landing
Two puppies in a play pen. One is underneath a plush bed, shoving it around. The other is on top of the bed, attacking a cow stuffy.
An indeterminate pile of small black schipperke puppies. There are two of them. Probably.
Gboard on an android phone, where searching for "?" offers ⁉️,❓, and❔
Two Hatzegopteryx hunting amid scrubby brush and scattered bare trees under foreboding orange clouds. They are massive pterosaurs, but on the ground they resemble a nightmare giraffe with a thickly muscled neck and an eight-foot-long head like a massive axe blade.
Tickling a tiny black schipperke puppy's belly. He squirms and yawns, revealing recently acquired needle-sharp teeth
A double-spread page from the book, about THE INCLINED PLANE A single piece of artwork spans both pages: a tiny caveman rolling a boulder up a long hill (an inclined plane), to a cliff overlooking an oblivious mammoth
Cover art of The Way Things Work by David Macaulay. The letters are each represented by a different mechanism, eg the T is a corkscrew, the Y is a zipper, and WO is a film strip winding onto a reel
Parks & Rec South American military diplomat: "Have a 30-year track record of making critically acclaimed, genre-defining, record-breaking games? Turbo-fired, obviously."
- Added proper fleeing behaviour for most creatures when attacked by the Survival Multitool, preventing retaliation except defensively for a period afterward. - Added a brief dizzy state for most creatures after being hit by the Sonic Resonator, preventing retaliation except defensively for a period afterward.
A tiny black schipperke puppy eats mush from a shallow saucer
From a listing for a coffee pot: "12-CUP CAPACITY: *Cup equals approximately 5 oz (varies by being technique)"
Summary of enacted version [of HB 622] Repeals KRS 63.200, which requires the Governor to fill vacancies in the office of United States Senator; amends KRS 118.720 to require that the Governor sign a proclamation for an election to fill a vacancy in the office of United States Senator and to extend the term of the candidate who wins special election to the remainder of the term; and amends KRS 118.740 and 118.770 to conform; EMERGENCY.
User can't check the "I've read the Terms of Service" box
Tickling a tiny schipperke puppy who is lying on his back, mouth wide and beans akimbo
"I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro" by Karl Marx
Two small black schipperke dogs sitting on an area rug and looking up at the camera expectantly.
A tiny schipperke puppy, looking a little sad
Two little black schipperke puppies pawing and gumming at each other
Lindy the schipperke, a small black dog, sitting a little awkwardly and looking at the camera. Two puppies are nursing at her belly.
A very close crop of Colin's screenshot, that just reads "Oh Yeah Curve"
Hands hold a tiny black schipperke puppy as he howls
Three books: Situational Game Design by Brian Upton The Pocket Mentor For Video Game Writers by Anna Megill How To Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay by Jenny Lawson
A small black schipperke puppy yawns
cropped screenshot that reads "OPEN SHIFT: Removed shift timer and oxygen drain for a more relaxed experience."
"i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" but most of it has been whited out until all that's left is "i want to work"
Two tiny black schipperke puppies curl up next to each other to sleep
A tiny black schipperke puppy takes some wobbly steps, then sits and yawns. Her mother walks into frame, baps her on the head with a paw, then rolls over next to the baby and paws at the air in an attempt to play
Qualifications 10+ years' design experience 5+ years in a leadership role 3+ years' experience as a people-manager Shipped 1+ live-service multiplayer title in a design leadership role Shipped 1+ action title in a design leadership role Designed and implemented 1+ 'endgame' activities for a live-service title Passion for online RPGs Benefits Collaborative work environment with seasoned professionals Opportunities for career development and mentorship Engagement with innovative gameplay design Focus on creating long-lasting player experiences Involvement in cutting-edge projects within the gaming industry
Map of the capitol area in Washington DC. From top to bottom in a straight line: Lincoln Memorial, Reflecting Pool, Washington Monument (YOU ARE HERE), National Mall lawn (where the "fair" was set up), US Capitol building
Two adult Schipperkes sitting/lying on the couch getting pets
I asked Gemini if the sentence "Mississippi is spelled wrong" was correct. It responded no, the sentence is grammatically incorrect, and I should use "wrongly" or "incorrectly" - unless I was doing a play on sentence structure and saying that the word "Mississippi" is spelled "w r o n g". Of course, "Mississippi" is the correct spelling.
A small black schipperke puppy takes instead steps across his pen
The camera holder tickles a small black schipperke puppy
A puppy asleep on his back, feet wiggling
Side-view diagram of two wood joints. On the left, a butt joint where the bottom of the box is glued to the underside of the side. Weight of an object in the box pushes down on the bottom, countered by the glue of the joint but nothing else. On the right, the box side has a groove just above the bottom, and the box floor fits into the groove. Weight of the box contents is countered by the side of the box beneath the groove.
A tiny black schipperke puppy is sleeping on her back in a pink bed, paws twitching
Part of a long thread by "The Analyst" (who?) doomcasting how the world will be upended by the imminent creation of an artificial general intelligence, which they consider an inevitability within the next few years. It's all nonsense: mostly imagining a thing that doesn't exist, and otherwise ascribing to current genAI models capabilities they don't have.
A Redfin map of homes for sale, ranging from $800k to $2.5M with most in the $1-1.2M range
Oceanwide Plaza, three unfinished skyscrapers in downtown Los Angeles. The tops of all three are unfinished scaffolding, and two have cranes attached to them.
A selfie of me, with a greying goatee and long curly hair
Motion photo of the previous image; I'm holding a puppy in my hand as she sniffs and looks around
A tiny black schipperke puppy, her eyes open
A small black schipperke puppy, held in my two cupped hands on his back. He's got all four paws facing me, tiny clawed toes splayed wide as he yells at me
Close-up photo of a very small black schipperke puppy nestled against my Kpop Demon Hunters T-shirt
schiza non.bsky.social has added you to the "Hates People Who Use AI Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin or VR " moderation list
Holding a small black schipperke puppy in one hand. His eyes are still shut and he's in the middle of a big yawn
A crop of the OP image, zoomed in on four chunky, multi legged tanks that look suspiciously like tardigrades
YouTube video "Epic's Art Concepting Process" Here's a look at how Epic's artists approach concept work. From blank canvas to final concepts, they sketch, block out, and refine using traditional tools and evolving ones like Nano Banana, with the artist’s vision driving the ever-evolving process from start to finish.
A schipperke puppy nestled in her mother's fur
Looking down at a schipperke nursing three puppies