Chris has perhaps been in the Twilight Zone too long

@cokes.bsky.social

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Therapist, runner, dog person. Music, movies, basketball. Trying to post less about politics? Maybe? New England is home.

British Open leaderboard Fox birdied five of the final seven holes Young bogeyed 18 Burns parred the last 12 holes and was +2 today to lose by 2 stokes
this insane man posting some out of pocket islamophobia was flagged for posting transphobic stuff at some point
A graph of daily COVID deaths from 2020-2023. There is an arrow approximately showing when Spielberg's West Side Story came out, during the ascent to the peak of Omicron, one of the deadliest periods of the pandemic
a small ice cream at hodgies is approximately 6 scoops i think a kiddie is 3 or 4?
Setlist for the David Byrne/St Vincent concert i saw in 2013
The screen before the movie at the Coolidge Corner Theater
Congressional baseball results since the pandemic. Republicans 6-0 Cumulative score: 94-33 That's a -61 run differential in 6 games, -60 of which was in the last 5
Google maps overview of the South Coast of Massachusetts with a little bit of the Cape and Martha's Vineyard Westport MA is outlined in a dotted red line. The cycling overlay is turned on. The only cycling path is a short stretch in Horseneck Beach State Park The communities around Westport all have significantly more green ink, so to speak, signifying cycling infrastructure
Stuart Matthewson of Sade, playing sax in 2019. He's ~59 years old, he is unreasonably fit and he has a good head of hair. He's dressed nattily in all black
Everything has 21% except ROW, which has 37%
-Calvin Cowen, Duncan council member [Duncan is a town of 4000 people] -Thomas Dismukes, motivational speaker -Patrick Herrmann, Horry County Republican Party executive committeeman [not important enough to have his own wikipedia page] -Mark Lynch, appliance repair executive -Darius L. Mitchell, hip hop artist
craig thomler @craigthomler describes himself as a "#entrepreneur into #AI #innovation, #digitaltransformation, #strategy, #science, and #digigov in short: he sucks shit
"The Family" in Fallout 3. They're a commune of blood drinkers who live in Meresti Metro station
Monte's
javier bardem explains spanish ham to conan
Todd and Becca from the Bojack Horseman episode "Chickens"
Ethan hawke as lorenz hart in blue moon
We call it Three stooges syndrome
The president has been kidnapped at by ninjas. Are you a bad enough nude to rescue the president?
3pm: scattered thunderstorms, 91 F, feels like 103 F 4pm: scattered thunderstorms, 91 F, feels like 103 F 5pm: partly cloudy, 90 F, feels like 102 F 5pm: partly cloudy, 89 F, feels like 99 F 5pm: partly cloudy, 87 F, feels like 97 F
Tony kornheiser waving goodbye to Canada
nebraska plates issued for their sesquicentennial in 2017 it features a navy blue bar across the top of an otherwise white plate, with 5 or 6 blue numbers. Nebraska is written in all caps in yellow, centered within the navy blue bar at the bottom it says 1867 - 2017
Seafoam font on a grey jeep. Says Mareep
a fake ad for Arizona iced tea from Atlanta "the price is on the can, though"
The new owner of the Trail Blazers on Wednesday showed no interest in putting money toward the Moda Center’s expected $600 million makeover, saying that simply keeping the NBA franchise in Portland was enough of a financial sacrifice. “It feels like we’re making a pretty big investment by staying here,” Tom Dundon said during a brief appearance at the annual meeting of the Portland Metro Chamber, which the business group held at the aging city-owned arena. The remarks were the latest indication that the Texas billionaire expects taxpayers to foot the entire bill of a project deemed by proponents as essential to prevent the Blazers from leaving town.
You smile the sung begins
Android 17 update details What's new? •With Screen reactions, you can now record a selfie video overlay while capturing what's on your screen, all without needing extra apps. [1] [The next two sections have been highlighted by me] •Gemini Omni makes creating and editing videos as easy as having a conversation. Blend text, images, and videos to bring your ideas to life. [2] •Describe an idea or upload a photo, and it'll be transformed into a high-quality audio track with lyrics in Gemini [3] •Easily turn your apps into floating bubbles over your main screen to check them quickly or multitask without disrupting your flow. [4] The footnotes; 1-3 are included, 2 and 3 are highlighted 1 Screen reactions are only available when screen recording is set to record the entire screen. 2 Google Al subscription required. Features vary by tier and geography. 18+. 3 Limits apply. Compatibility varies. 18+. Create responsibly.
Man on phone in Boston common wearing a Train shirt
AI thinks that the picture Trump posted is of Agnetha from ABBA
ivory coast somehow not scoring on the most beautiful in the box pass in recent memory
Six shazams of Blue Monday over a 6 minute span
Jim Downey meme Caption: OJ Simpson? The sitcom star?
The logo for Glasgow's Rangers FC, one of the winningest soccer teams in the world
ted cruz has again backed the wrong sports team, as he has countless times before (this time, losing a bet to kirsten gillibrand, of all people)
if you hit a pedestrian going 20, there's a 95% chance they live if you hit a pedestrian going 30, there's a 55% chance they live if you hit a pedestrian going 40, there's a 15% chance they live
79°, feels like 83°, 69% humidity, 68° dew point
The infamous cj mccollum I'm trying Jennifer tweet
Wiktionary Noun old saw (plural old saws) (idiomatic) A cliché, saying, or overused expression, especially a proverb or maxim. Synonyms: old chestnut; see also Thesaurus:saying He's full of old saws, but he's not much for original advice.
The often discussed but rarely seen CinemaScore card. There's a bunch of questions and counterintuitively you rip away your chosen answer before handing it in
Orange tarragon sorbet and sweet cream in a waffle cone It's like the classiest creamsicle you've ever had
Bike leaning against stone barrier at Egg Rock overlook in Acadia National Park in Maine. Maybe the highest point of the ride?
A black screen with the current time on ABC
Former Nba center and civil rights activist Bill Russell, looking a little tired and a little incredulous
Andrew Scott is the guest on this week's Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
In the apple music playlist, Maps is next to Since U Been Gone. We all know Since U Been Gone stole Maps' middle 8
Google search for how many days in the week have a shark in them Ai overview There is exactly one day in the week with a shark in it: sharkurday (an unofficial, fun play on Saturday)! If you are thinking of the literal letters that make up the word, none of the 7 Days of the week contain the word shark
Forecast for the next week in greater boston. I accidentally cut off tomorrow, when it will be 66 and rainy. After that the temps go as low as 45 on Saturday night and as high as 81 on June 4, but critically, it oscillates between sun and rain basically every day
Norman Rockwell freedom of speech
Sue Sylvester meme. The words Tony Brothers are superimposed on her forehead. She looks somewhere between indignant and disgusted Caption reads: I am going to create a basketball game that is so unwatchable
Jury Finds Thomas Sexually Harassed Team Executive Madison Square Garden found liable in suit brought by Anucha Browne Sanders. ByMARCUS BARAM February 12, 2009, 11:19 AM (unclear why this story was updated 16 months after it initially happened) Oct. 3, 2007 -- A jury found yesterday that New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas and Madison Square Garden sexually harassed former team executive Anucha Browne Sanders.
May 25 1941 dodgers/Phillies box score. The Phillies led for half an inning, the game was never tied https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BRO/BRO194105250.shtml
00.0 3PT Victor WEmbanyama makes a 40-foot three-pointer from near midcourt OKC 38, SA 50
an ethnically and gender neutral mascot, the Greendale Human Being
Worst day of your life so far meme
guy roots for arsenal, barca, sporting lisbon, and the maple leafs. what a twat
lucy at her psychiatry pop up