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Hello. His name in Ingo Montoya. Someone killed his father. Prepare to die.
A cartoon character hanging on a bar against a black background.
Illustration by Rich Johnson. It depicts Gregor Samsa transformed into a cockroach lying on his back in bed. The drawing is grainy and in black and white.
Ichthyosaur vs Plesiosaur: two aquatic prehistoric reptiles fighting in a monochrome ocean setting as other animals watch.
Screencap of Millennium Actress featuring Chiyoko Fujiwara. She is looking down at a key in her hands against a blue backdrop at night.
A purple demon with golden gear who just got punched in the nuts. The scenery resembles a desert.
Screencap of Tenkuu Danzai Skelter+Heaven featuring an army of giant alien squids floating above a cloudy city. The squids are rendered with primitive CGI.
Ending sequence from Star Fox featuring four spaceships called Arwings flying away from the planet Venom. The ships have a highly polygonal appearance and are blue and white in color. The planet Venom is a green color and the black space can be seen above.
Illustration by Harry Clarke. A skeletal figure wrapped in bandages holds a head in front of a shocked audience of aristocrats. The bandages are caught on a nearby clock. The setting is that of a palace. The text on the bottom left reads: "The dagger dropped gleaming upon the sable carpet"
9 of the 12 men in 12 Angry Men. They are all seated along a brown table in a small room.
Sweet JP driving at super high speeds in his car. He has a pompadour haircut and a red and black jacket and the sequence is stretched to give the impression of mach speed.
Screencap of The Emoji Movie featuring a blue bird that was once the logo of the Nazi, CP, and AI-infested website formerly known as Twitter. There are several data-based buildings in the background. Area is sunny.
Stan Podolak flattened like a pancake in a basketball court. A green Monstar is running past.
Screenshot of Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back in the level Cold Hard Crash. It is a snow themed level depicting Crash Bandicoot standing in front of three seals and stacks of crates and next to a floating mask named Aku Aku. Four out of eight orange crates have question marks. The cliffs to the sides are blue.
Screencap of Mars of Destruction featuring Takeru Hinata. He is wearing black and blue armor and kneeling down on a silver van surrounded by blue electricity on a highway in twilight.
Screenshot of A Close Shave featuring Wallace reading a newspaper with a gloss of sheep behind him. They all have a worried expression and the paper has a headline reading “GROMIT GETS LIFE”
A vampire from Midnight Vampire. She is depicted with silver hair in a bob cut, white skin, blood around her mouth, a black dress, an axe carried with both hands, and wide open eyes. The room has a red glow.
The infamous “chocolate bird”, a cockatoo smothering itself under a chocolate fountain.
The Backrooms screenshot depicting a yellow wall with black text that reads: DONT MOVE STAY STILL
Screencap of The Wrong Trousers wherein Gromit the dog confronts Feathers McGraw the penguin. Gromit is wielding a rolling a pin in his hands with an angry expression on his face. Feathers is holding a bag with a diamond inside. The setting is inside of a house with fish-patterned wallpaper.
Wallace (left) and Gromit (right), a human man and a dog respectively looking out the circular window of an orange metallic rocket.
Motoko Kusanagi perched in front of a futuristic cityscape wearing a blue jacket with wires attached to the back of her neck as she has a forlorn expression
Ditto, a purple gelatinous Pokemon placed under a light with a surprised look on its face. Background is blue
Screenshot from the intro to Zero Wing featuring the villain CATS. He is a green skinned cyborg with green hair, a purple robe and half his face being exposed metal. The background is flashing orange and the text below reads: CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Tang Lung (Bruce Lee wearing black pants) kicking Colt (Chuck Norris wearing white pants) in the face. The setting is an old Roman colosseum and within an alcove where the blue sky can be seen.
Book cover that was also used for the 1995 video game adaptation. It depicts a face of a man being distorted by circuitry reflecting AM’s ability to corrupt.
Jean Kayak in raccoon gear getting chased by hundreds of beavers across an icy lake
Title screen for The Mysterious Murasame Castle. A Japanese castle sits on a mountain in shadow against a red sky. Japanese characters lie next to it and the bottom has a copy right saying 1986 Nintendo.
Poster from A Game About Digging a Hole. Details: “HOUSE FOR SALE ONLY 10,000$”. Picture of house “WITH GOLD TREASURE IN THE GARDEN!” Treasure chest with gold.
Little Planet from Sonic CD
Ending screen from Sonic the Hedgehog depicting Dr. Eggman angrily stomping on the word END.
El Guapo (left) and Mags (right)
Screenshot from The Year Without a Santa Claus featuring the Snow and Heat Miser and their mother named Mother Nature.
Final shot from Gremlins. Mr. Wing walks off underneath the moonlight with Gizmo through a snowy neighborhood.
Buddy The Elf sitting in a desk along with the elf children. He is noticeably larger than both the desks and the kids.
The Grinch’s freaky smile as he gets an awful idea.
Screenshot from Kirby Air Riders Road Trip mode depicting Noir Dedede. A shadowy figure with a blue X on its back and hair similar to Dark Matter. Body type resembles King Dedede. Behind it is a Wheelie Rider and they are both staring off into the sunset.
Donkey Kong in miner gear showing excitement with bananas in his eyes and sticking out his tongue.
Ending screen for Mario Kart World depicting several newspapers. The most prominent one has a headline reading “CONGRATULATIONS! Thank you for playing MARIO KART WORLD”. The picture shows the non NPC racers with Mario in the center.
Yellow and black diamond-shaped sign that says “DON’T FEED THE TROLL” in all CAPS against a blue sky background.
Scene from Scooby-Doo where Scooby-Doo smiles the same way as the picture next to him.
The T-800 giving a thumbs up as he is destroyed by molten steel.
Myotismon a.k.a. Vamdemon from Digimon. A Digimon species resembling a vampire performing a shadow attack called Dead Scream or Nightmare Claw in the dub of Digimon Adventure.
The Dancing Pig himself “smiling”.
Billie Bletcher’s character being chased by a giant lobster riding a bed through the streets.
Slimer, a green ghost eating hot dogs.
Screenshot of A Nightmare on Elm Street featuring Freddy Krueger in shadow within an alleyway. He has longer arms due to it being a dream.
The T-800. A skeletal robot with red eyes.
Screenshot of The Book of Life depicting La Muerte. Her face is mostly white with numerous red, black and yellow patterns white her hat is red with hanging skulls and yellow flowers. Purple flower patterns could be seen at the brim of her hat. La Muerte is also wearing a necklace with a yellow gem along with a yellow necklace and a red dress.
Guinevere lying motionless on a stone platform with flowers and holding a bouquet of flowers while other colorful animals look down at her.
Screencap of Puss In Boots: The Last Wish featuring Puss in Boots staring down Death (as a wolf) in front of pinkish-purple flames.
Mr. Wolf taking a group selfie with Diane Foxington outside a building.
Screencap of The Last Airbender depicting Aang, Katara, and Sokka standing before the princess Yue. Yue’s hair looks like a penis.
Charlie (left) and Bumblebee (right) holding fingers in front of a fire.
Major William Cage standing in front of soldiers and a fire while wearing armor.
Screencap of The Jungle Book (2016) featuring Mowgli encountering the giant snake Kaa in a jungle.
Rocket Raccoon standing on Groot.
Morpheus as depicted in The Matrix.
Jonathan disguised as a monster in Hotel Transylvania. He has a scared look on his face.