thom (coldman)

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A screenshot from POWERWASH SIMULATOR 2. A washing droid aims a powerwasher in the courtyard of Owen Lars' home. A gonk droid is waddling around, freshly cleaned.
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Zelda says “Good.”
Miyamoto: Lately, I've been wanting to do a game with some kind of casual construction or level editing. Something where you can edit things easily just by messing around with it casually.
We only celebrate Bastille Day
Bluesky trending topics list. The third entry is Lindsey Graham (who just died), then Sam Neill (who just died) and finally Nigel Farage (…)
Tony Tony Chopper crying in One Piece
the omelette scene from Wand of Gamelon
two youtube thumbnails, the first one (video name: “that last part of robo ky theme”) has a rubber puppet with exaggerated facial features. the second (video name: “cOuLdN't Be PrEcloUs JiMmY”) has a distorted frame from an episode of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul (don’t know which)
the "Matt Groening" scene in the Simpsons episode "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", depicted as an old man wearing an eyepatch, sat at a desk with tequila shots, getting ready to shoot the cameraman
NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE (5 stars) THE FURIOUS (5 stars) SUPERGIRL (2 1/2 stars) ANGEL'S EGG (3 1/2 stars)
an edited picture of the cat lady from Codename Kids Next Door. the cat lady has W.D. Gaster's face and the cats have yellow and pink eyes
Flowery!
A screenshot of me eating shit in NUCLEAR THRONE.
A screenshot from NUCLEAR THRONE. Steroids C is unlocked!
Wolf from Gladiators (the 90s version)
Hey, man, I love video games too, but sometimes you gotta jack off face down on your mattress!
that one Adam Silver meme but he's saying "Get ready to empty the fridge buddy."
A screenshot from NUCLEAR THRONE. Steroids sits on top of the defeated Throne, victorious.
LIVE LOBO REACTION and it's Lobo's face from the end of Supergirl
A frame from the Doctor Who episode “Voyage of the Damned”. An old man standing next to a Christmas tree holds a red piece of paper with “6 - 7” printed on it.
Angel's Egg (3 1/2 stars), Backrooms (4 stars), I Swear (4 stars) and Hoppers (4 stars)
Steam Machine prices: 512GB £879.00 512GB w/ Controller £938.00 2TB £1,149.00 2TB w/ Controller £1,208.00
delicious finally, some good fucking news
Guy's post but it's above another post about Larry the Downing Street cat
grim reaper meme
a black cat lying on the floor on its back, paws in the air, head titled and looking directly at the camera
Futurama presidential debate (the two candidates are identical white men in suits)
Naruto Card Game teaser featuring Naruto and Sasuke
Tinykin Overboard Angeline Era Hypogea Many Nights A Whisper Threshold Corn Kidz 64 Pseudoregalia En Garde!
A screenshot from NORMAL GOLF GAME. A golfer (with poorly-green-screened hands, one holding a club) looks at the noticeboard. One sign has Carl Weathers' character from Happy Gilmore (Is this legal?)
A screenshot from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Cloud Strife is... grimacing? Smiling? Mean-mugging the camera??
A screenshot of the Montgomery Mini Mall video. A youtube comment says “clark if he locked the fuck in”
Clangers complete collection DVD boxart
A screenshot from FORBIDDEN SOLITAIRE. A solitaire game with a stealth mechanic! The background shows a pre-rendered scene of a ritual taking place in a dark cave.
Mark Corrigan
Patamon card
Displayed left to right: Benjamin Stargazer from ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN; Hop from BIG HOPS; Mina from MINA THE HOLLOWER; Diana from PRAGMATA; and Liam from TR-49.
A screenshot from BUBSY 4D. Terri: "That proves it. There's no way this is a [sic] videogame. No one would want this."
Burn After Reading chair scene
Screenshot from BUBSY 4D. Terry: "I think your lizard friend's better at it." (Referring to breaking the fourth wall)
Sad and happy guys on bus meme
Still from the first live-action Scooby-Doo movie. Velma and Fred are sat on a plane with a CG Scooby, wearing a sun hat and long dress.
A long pint glass with an aperol spritz radler in it.
A screenshot from MINA THE HOLLOWER. Mina, an anthropomorphic mouse wearing a red jacket and waistcoat, stands in front of a large, seemingly-dead, beached creature, its gaping maw inviting Mina inside.
shrek 2 simon cowell
ddlovato GET A JOB ddlovato STAY AWAY FROM HER
Dwarves being arrested by the knights
Link casting a fishing rod in front of Ganondorf in Twilight Princess
The band Los Campesinos playing a gig to a sold-out crowd.
Steve Coogan's character asks the spies his mother's maiden name, to which they respond correctly, causing him to exclaim "what the fuck?" in a very Partridge-like manner
A screenshot from ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE. A hermit crab wearing a shell and a hi-vis jacket fights a boss; a giant eel called Voltal, the Accumulator. Voltal is attempting to attack the crab with a vibrator wand.
A screenshot of the Steam Windows program. The settings menu is on "Interface", and various options can be seen, including a "Start Up Location" choice.
Screenshot from ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE. A hermit crab is wearing an N64 cartridge for a shell, the game is called "Going Under 64"
Inglourious Basterds three-finger salute scene
Nottingham Sausage and Cider Festival headlined by the Hoosiers and featuring tribute acts for UB40, Kasabian, Queen, Elton John and the Kaiser Chiefs
Youtube video named "Top 5 Green Day Slurs"
Peter Griffin/ Boba Fett Mandalorian mashup kit helmet $125 Facebook ad
Star Trek: The Next Generation screenshot. Data says to Captain Picard: “(…) the Irish Unification of 2024,”