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โ˜ฅ Engineer โ˜ฅ Author โ˜ฅ Inventor โ˜ฅ All Rights Reserved

bathroom selfie of Coleen in a black tank and black parachute pants - her red eyeglasses rest on the vanity as Cara cat gets a drink from the lav faucet
photo of a little sign in the Pilates studio which reads, "Congrats Coleen 1000 Classes"
as we watch the flag draped caskets of our fallen service members returning let us remember they gave their lives, not to stop nukes, but to divert attention from our president's involvement in the Epstein files we're this about nukes, we would also be attacking North Korea, who is known to possess such weapons
photo of Coleen's MindBody App which shows 999 total completed Pilates classes
photo of a have of Extra Flamin Hot Crunchy Cheetos, a cup of black coffee, and a white cloth napkin on Coleen's kitchen counter
so I had a waxing appointment today and after I got signed in, I saw Holli, my friend from high school standing up to greet me and gave her a huge hug, then I noticed my ex wife also standing up to greet me - I told her hello, and that her dress looked nice I was then shuttled in to my appointment, they were both still there when I was finished, I spoke with Holli and asked about her family, and then, as I was paying, I ran into my ex's wife - we exchanged an awkward hello I told Holli I was looking forward to seeing her again at the wedding, and then bid them all a great day old Coleen would not have been so easily cool and cordial
photo of Coleen's bed, which is mostly made, with a kitty shaped lump under the blankets
photo of Cara cat lying on the back of the sofa in front of the AC unit
good feedback from the marketing company helping me on my pending patent, they had another client who loved my idea, but didn't think it was feasible for their operation to manufactur - I love feedback once the patent is granted, so you don't need an NDA, I'll tell ya all about it - probs be sometime next year
screenshot of Coleen's MindBody App which shows 997 total completed, Pilates classes and 8 completed this month from Jul 1- 15
photo of Cara cat lying on Coleen''s sister's pink jacket which is lying on the ottoman
photo of Cara cat lying on the back of the sofa cooling down in front of the PTAC unit serving the apartment
very rarely do I have nightmares - even my apocalyptic dreams are more dreams than nightmares, but last night I had a dream that I owned a Tesla, and three dudes had cloned my electronic fob and were stealing it. I blocked them with my body and then came around the driver's window and busted it with the little glass breaker on my knife, I told dudes to stop, but they kept trying to turn out with me reaching through the window I popped open my knife and thought about putting it into the driver dude's neck, but then realized this is property, not life, so I started punching the dude with my knife hand and pulling on the wheel with the other I then started to pull the dude out the window, but his friends were holding him in place, so I punched him silly and the car stopped they all got out, driver dude too, and he was really tall - he pulled out his knife and we fought, stabbing one another until the first responders arrived we both rode in the same ambulance - I could hear him choking on blood, and my torso really hurt from the stab wounds the worst part, something which undoubtedly, will haunt me for some time to come, was the fact that I somehow owned a Tesla, and would fight to the death to defend it
photo of a little Coleen sticker in a crosswalk sign which reads "Push Button For" - the sticker is covering up,vand effectively replacing, the lil crosswalk dude
bought some heels to go with my suit and dude at DSW was all, "would you like to protect these shoes with this spray product for 8 bucks?, "they'll basically be mud and stain proof" I said, "oh, like Scotch Guard?" he replied, "yeah, that's a great description for this!" I'm like, "do it, I'm hard on shit!", to which I added, "we did other shit with Scotch Guard when I was a kid"...
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I'd like to take a moment to recognize the 131st birthday of Buckminster Fuller, another if my heros and inspirations - Bucky gave us the concept of Ephemeralization, and we need look no further than our mobile devices as clear examples of this he was a brilliant mind, and wanted to build affordable houses and vehicles for the betterment of society - Happy Birthday B! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ
Tesla sitting in front of a spiral coil used in his wireless power experiments at his East Houston St. laboratory.
photo of Coleen's MindBody App which shows 993 completed Pilates classes
man, my manager assigned me a ticket for GPOs to control ai, and logins to other tenants and a junior analyst the firewall stuff for same - I started the day sweatin it, cause I'm AD 2008 certified, but have been detailed to firewalls and networking for over a decade, but I totally crushed that shit, and now remember how much I love GPOs!
pre Pilates bathroom selfie of Coleen
photo of Cara Cat lying with her forepaws on Coleen's lap on the sofa
photo of Coleen's MindBody app showing 991 completed Pilates classes
photo of Coleen in a black on black suit sans vest
post of the empty theatre #2 in AMC Fashion Valley - Coleen is the only occupant with her lil kids pack
panoramic photo of Pauma valley taken from Nate Harrison Grade Road
photo of Cara cat lying on Coleen's laptop again
no apologies, I really cannot celebrate this country's 250th birthday y'all - not with our corrupt executive, legislative, and judicial branches, anti-immigration and anti-trans legislation, tax dodging trillionaires, underfunded schools, hungry kids, unhoused veterans, underfunded schools and underpaid teachers it all seems like something the founders would have wanted us to rebel against, something they worked hard to prevent, and protect us from I'll be in quiet contimplation in nature this 4th doing my best not to hang my head in shame
photo of a little Coleen sticker inside a laser cut shadow box painted green and hanging on a wall somewhere in Hillcrest
photo of a number of slightly visible dots, about the size of a half dollar, on the outside of Coleen's window - a palm tree and other exotic plants are visible just spraying the window
photo of Page 1, chapter 1 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - an black and white illustration of a rabbit in a waistcoat checks his watch
photo of Cara Cat lying on Coleen's laptop again
photo of the Mission Beach "You are here" map, with a lil Coleen sticker still there, where you are here
photo of the little sticker in Coleen's Subaru passenger rear window which reads, "SIA Team Crafted in Indiana" with a little star in Lafayette Indiana and "OK" - she's cleared the road dust from over the sticker and her reflection is visible in the glass
photo of Cara cat lying on Coleen's laptop again
photo of Cara cat lying on Coleen's legs as she reclines on the sofa and ottoman
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photo of Cara cat lying on Coleen's laptop on the couch
photo of a little dude with curly hair, a moustache, and a red sweater refrigerator magnet
yo, happy birthday pops, and happy Father's Day - I hope you have a great day today! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ
photo of Cara Cat lying on Coleen's left thigh as they sit on the sofa
photo of Cara Cat lying on Coleen's legs as they sit on the sofa with coffee
photo of a white 2026 Outback Wilderness in the showroom
photo of a 6 pack of Athletic Brewing Upside Dawn non-alcoholic wheat beer
"We've got to take our car into the dealership today. Could someone potentially give us a ride back there later today to pick it up? " "que hora" "Our appointment is at 11:30 and it's for an oil chance / inspection. Hopefully won't last more than 4 hours or so " "my Subie is makin a clicking sound, so it's goin in for service Monday - if you're cool with the Dakota, you got a ride" "also, fuck cars, and their capitalist enslavement " "Literally yeah, just another way to force mass debt on the population " "100"
photo of Cara cat lying with her front paws on Coleen's hip as they sit on the sofa