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The Prince Henry/Megan Markle/Oprah meme for academic article reviews: Panel 1: SO APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO WRITE THE JOURNAL ARTICLE FOR FREE, AND OTHER PEOPLE REVIEW IT FOR FREE Panel 2: AND THEN THE PEOPLE WHO OWN THE JOURNAL CHARGE THOUSANDS FOR ANYONE TO BE ABLE TO READ IT Panel 3: Oprah sits stunned
Sample text from the Time Cube website: EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS, CUBES 4 QUAD EARTH- No 1 Day God. FREE SPEECH in AMERICA is "BULL SHIT", EVIL EDUCATORS block and suppress www.timecube.com. You are educated evil, and might have to kill the evil ONE teaching educators before you can learn that 4 corner days actually exist -but all Cube Truth denied. Dumb ass educators fear me and hide from debate.
Gasbuddy’s 18 month average retail price chart, showing Philadelphia area prices from early January 2025 to July 2026. The price of gas in January 2026 was a low, $2.88. This was before tensions in the Persian Gulf had begun to rise. The Iran war started in the end of February 2026, when gas was about $3.06. Gas in July 2026 was about $3.94.
The sinking of the ARA General Belgrano. The ship lists perilously to port, as life rafts flee.
A young woman in a Santa hat says “Gretchen, stop trying to make Great American State Fair happen” from “Mean Girls” #Fetch
A white man in a suit and an Asian woman in a wedding dress walk over a bridge in a floral garden.
A sign in the supporters section at an OL Reign soccer match reads #ShutUpAlexi
“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its labourers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Godzilla tramples a city block.
A corgi stretches out his hind legs behind his rear, forming a textbook “sploot”
A corgi curls up on her bed, with tired eyes for the camera
The House of the State Duma in Moscow
A dog fetching a soccer ball.
A corgi smiles over his soccer ball.
Statue of Saddam Hussein being toppled in Firdos Square after the US invasion of Iraq.
Three young women sit in a convertible, with the caption “get in loser, we’re going home like losers”
Two posts by Men in Blazers, referring to the same match. The bottom panel is the blue celebrating a stunning goal. The top panel is the manager drinking after the blue team concedes an awful goal.
North Korean news caster Ri Chun-hee delivers another platitude.
Pavement performs “Unseen Power of the Picket Fence” in Athens, Georgia on 8 April 1994
A truck tire with an immobilizer on it.
“Everyone disliked that” from Fallout 4
A dog is visible in a rear view mirror, with his head out the window
What's going on? ⚪️It's annoying or not interesting 🔘I'm in this photo and I don't like it ⚪️I think it shouldn't be on Facebook ⚪️It's spam
Rob Schneider and Kelsey Grammer in “Down Periscope”
Harry Truman sits at the Resolute Desk, with his famous sign reading “The Buck Stops Here”
A bag of Pepperidge Farm “Chessmen” cookies.
An LLM-like prompt asks the “AI” to “Draw the Feynman diagram for beta minus decay via the weak interaction. But make the neutron and proton "uWu"-like.” The “AI” responds “I dunno!!” and adds an image of a uwu-like cat.
Hostile actions by naval forces may be conducted in, on or over: (a) the territorial sea and internal waters, the land territories, the exclusive economic zone and continental shelf and, where applicable, the archipelagic waters, of belligerent States; (b) the high seas; and (c) subject to paragraphs 34 and 35, the exclusive economic zone and the continental shelf of neutral States.
SECTION III : ENEMY VESSELS AND AIRCRAFT EXEMPT FROM ATTACK Classes of vessels exempt from attack 47. The following classes of enemy vessels are exempt from attack: (a) hospital ships; (b) small craft used for coastal rescue operations and other medical transports; (c) vessels granted safe conduct by agreement between the belligerent parties including: (i) cartel vessels, e.g., vessels designated for and engaged in the transport of prisoners of war; (i) vessels engaged in humanitarian missions, including vessels carrying supplies indispensable to the survival of the civilian population, and vessels engaged in relief actions and rescue operations; (d) vessels engaged in transporting cultural property under special protection; (e) passenger vessels when engaged only in carrying civilian passengers; (f) vessels charged with religious, non-military scientifc or philanthropic missions, vessels collecting scientific data of likely military applications are not protected; (g) small coastal fishing vessels and small boats engaged in local coastal trade, but they are subject to the regulations of a belligerent naval commander operating in the area and to inspection; (h) vessels designated or adapted exclusively for responding to pollution incidents in the marine environment; (i) vessels which have surrendered; (i) life rafts and life boats.
A man in a Waffen-SS uniform asks “Are we the imminent threat?”
An example of the “24” split screen gimmick
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” depicts a man standing up to speak his mind.
a man in a suit looks over his glasses with an incredulous expression
A submarine tows a floating radio wire.
A still image from Georges Méliès’ “Le Voyage dans la Lune”, depicting a cannon that will launch a capsule of passengers to the Moon.
A corgi nudges a ball onto your couch seat.
A presentation remote with a laser pointer.
The Boat Movie Alignment Chart.
Two corgis on a car backseat. Both are smiling because road trip means pup cups
“This is not a time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for.” — Henry Rollins
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984
Dorothea Lange’s photograph, “Migrant Mother” depicting a Great Depression-era itinerant farm laborer and mother with two of her children. The family is disheveled and the mother’s expression is pained. The children hide their faces in the mother’s shoulders.
A bicycle sits against a road sign reading “Welcome - Bienvenue to New Hampshire / “Live Free or Die”. The ground is covered in snow.
A Surefire Scout visible light for use on firearm rails.
Norman Rockwell’s “Confrontation”, for the cover of the Saturday Evening Post, September 5, 1942. Two girls fighting over their hero, Willie Gillis, who they learn has mailed each of them a photo of himself from overseas.
A sign popularized by IBM in the late 1970s reading “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION”
A corgi is blow dried, his mouth flapping in the wind
The woman yelling at cat meme, with the woman yelling “New Order, Joy Division”, referring to the two bands in the original post. The cat retorts “New Joy? Order Division”, referring to the left-to-right/top-to-bottom reading of that text, and also alluding to the fact that the cat is perceived as enjoying the act of sowing discord.
A ginger cat sits against a wood panel wall and on a pile carpet. His hair stands up because of static electricity, even though he has a relaxed demeanor.
A “Call the ambulance” meme. In the top panel, a man clutches at his chest and says “a 6-3 SCOTUS ruling”. In the bottom panel, he has produced a small handgun and points it at his would-be assailant with the caption “but not for you!”
A meme using the Drake Hotline Bling template. In the upper panel, Drake rejects “East Wing State Ballroom”. In the lower panel, Drake approves “East Wing State Rage Room”.
Jesus drives out the money lenders from the Temple.