Cole Sante Warner

@colesantewarner.ca

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He/him Polymath and curious mind. Large Format Printer, Computer Programmer, Musician, Audio/Visual Professional, Handyman, DIY, Antiques & Vintage, Plant Dad, Cannabis, Brewing and Distilling, and more...

Meme in the format of the "You wouldn't download a car" graphic that says "You can't consume ethically under capitalism"
A search in Google "Magikarp favorite pokemon" and the AI result starts off buly saying "Magikarp doesn't have one single 'favourite' Pokemon in the games, bun fans often choose Magikarp as their favorite....."
A close-up of the screen on a wasp WPA 1000 barcode scanner with a winning screen of the cards cascading out across the screen from a solitaire game.
Picture of a Wasp WPA1000 barcode scanner that runs Windows mobile 5.0 pocket PC premium. An antiquated device from the 2010s era of technology. It has an LCD touch screen taking up the top 2/3 of the device with a chunky bezel around and power button located top right above the screen. Below the screen in the bottom third of the device's face there is a cluster of buttons surrounding a circular up down left right rocker with a centered button, presumably as enter. There is an outer button circle of 4 buttons for quick actions with pictograms of papers. A checklist, a calendar and a letter envelope. On the outer left and right of that are single slanted buttons of similar size on the left, one for keyboard and on the right a clock with a house for home screen
Picture of the 18 inch long section of rolling paper on a glass patio table in from of the open jar or pre rolls.
A selfie of myself (left) and my partner Clancy (right) In costume at Balls Falls Conservation Park for a themed Princess Bride photo shoot. I am dressed as Wesley and she is dressed as Buttercup.
GIF of The Simpsons episode "A Tale of Two Springfields" Season 12 / Episode 2 (2:50) the quote was "BADGER, MY ASS! IT'S PROBABLY MILHOUSE. MILHOUSE.. MILHOUSE..." But The word Badger has been swapped for Rapture.
Me using my Logitech g513 keyboard. Pressing the right hand control with my index finger on my left hand and the "/" key with my middle finger.
A picture of my knees, looking out past while sitting on the porch with a spray bottle of window glass cleaner on the rail used as a mild degreaser to clean the three server rack sliding trays and keyboard attachments that are leaning up against the ledge of my porch and sitting on the rail beside the Windex and a spent paper towel.
Three local business logo excerpts from previous jobs that I used to demo a spectrum of colours printed on 6mm coroplast and stilling on the flatbed of an OCE Arizona 350GT after I calibrated my CYMK balance by eye
Me holding a bottle of "NEW EFES non-alcoholic malt beverage pineapple grapefruit flavour" the bottle is green glass with a pull tab cap
Showing off the whole bag in its current usable state. All my pin collection has been transferred over and there is more than half of the front bottom area that is empty on this new purse. It is a hanging against a full coat rack.
A screenshot of the Temu listing of the original bag that I am altering "vintage canvas messenger bag with straps retro style multiple compartments adjustable shoulder" for $45.76 CAD in the color carbon black k
My new pipe, a cheap clearance sale red eye glass pipe with a home made stainless steel smoking screw and a galvanized steel wire art foot in a shape resembling a bird's foot with a center wrapped leg and crude wrap around the pipe at the balance point.
"So far..." Scene from The Simpsons movie of Homer telling Bart so far and then walking away as Bart stands there embarrassed and naked from the waist down hiding his nudity by pulling his shirt down in a sad and stressed expression
Homer on the back of a nun in Brazil from The Simpsons "Blame It on Lisa" Season 13 / Episode 15 (10:41) We nuns cannot fly. Oh, too much junk in the trunk, eh?
A photocopied cover of a script "Fun Home Music by Jeanine Tesori book and Lyrics by Lisa Kron Based on the graphic novel by Alison Bechdel"
The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob" Season 10 / Episode 9 (19:01) "♪ WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF CRAZY GUYS AND DOLLS ♪" Mark Hamel performing a made up song from the musical Guys and Dolls.
My current work in progress on my pedal board configuration on my original Pedal Pad by MKS. On the board there is a Boss FV-500L Foot Volume Pedal, Boss TU-3 Chromatic tuner, Boss DD-7 Digital Delay, Boss LS-2 Line Selector, Boss FS-5U Momentary Switch, Fulltone Ultimate Octave (Octave Fuzz), Ibanez TS-9DX, Hardwire SC-2 Valve Distortion (discontinued line by Ibanez, not original knobs), Voodoo Lab Pedal Switcher (original 4 channel with buffered or non buffered input), and a Voodoo Lab Pedal Commander
A picture of a wall next to a drive through turn. The wall has an air conditioning unit to the left and a generac generator backup right. On the wall between is an orange warning sign "WARNING PLEASE DO NOT PLOW OVER THESE UNITS"
The work in progress photo of a table taking shape as I build a table and fence for my radial arm saw around a cabinet for a different model radial arm saw of the same series for my vintage craftsman 10" radial arm saw.
Picture taken at my desk in front of mouse and mouse pad holding an Hp Gt730 Graphics 2g Server Industrial Computer Card 802315-001 that I removed from the refurbished computer I acquired as the onboard graphics will be sufficient for its new use.
Me with my feet up sitting on my porch seem blurred in the background behind me holding an El Bluntito Pacifico with a beautiful bed of ash on the tip
A picture of my right hand with caramel pre-roll joint between my index and middle finger that has canoed up the entire length as I stand in a parking lot at Blue Mountain resort facing the mountains looking past a large generator and air conditioning unit on a truck bed
Me holding a WD Blue 320 GB 3.5" hard disk drive that had the date of 2012 on the drive
A screenshot of the 2 posters I've been working on in Inkscape. The details cannot be made out but it is seen that they are for G. D'Angelo printing company limited and are for the Fujifilm Acuity HD 2504 printer. The top is a maintenance calendar with a column for months on the left and the number of days running left to right for each month. the bottom is a maintenance guide with 9 tasks, their frequency to be performed, and the task SOP for each in cards. Both posters are 48" wide by 20" tall, meant to be mounted by the printer.
Two side by side pictures of a cartoonish looking Dragon creature in a cute styled drawing where the shape of the dragon is that of an egg. On the left the dragon is happy on the right it is terrified. Top text: "Everyone on my floor is coding" Left, happy picture bottom text: "Software Engineers" Right, sad picture bottom text: Doctors
Clancy standing in front of the curtained window at the hotel before the con in her Miss Valentine cosplay with the lemon dress I made her. She is posed in white shoes and gloves, holding a yellow umbrella and posing with a smirk. Her blond wig is cut in a bob like the character and her big plastic lemon earrings are prominent framing her face. The yellow dress is a 60s cut stuff cotton dress and has fabric lemons adorning it with 3 being pockets.
A linked in post, picture censored with 😬, name and connection relationship hidden with 🆒🆒🆒🆒. The post is by someone with the description ".NET Developer | ASP.NET Core | C..." The post states, "I'm happy to share I'm starting a new position as Shift Supervisor at Krispy Kreme!"
The gang from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia after throwing Shelly Kelly's corpse off a mountain and missing the ocean, landing on the rocky beach bellow for some kids to find. "MAYBE THEY USUALLY DO THIS AT HIGH TIDE."
A close up picture from the sound hole to the end of the body behind the bridge showing off the cleaned and leveled crack after the braces have dried into place, the crevice has been cleaned, and the top leveled down flush around the crack. There is missing gloss now along the right of the crack where I have removed polyurethane and a minute amount of wood to get it back flush.
A 0.6x zoom photo of the inside of a 2008 Washburn D10SCE/12 acoustic 12-string guitar. 2 small, thin wooden braces has been added with signs of fresh glue still visibly drying around it where the one visible brace is seen. The second brace is further into the body, obscured behind a stock top brace where a drop of glue is seen running down the side from the application of glue in-between the lifted top and stock brace.
The back of the door plate with a wooden frame and brush weather stripping for the keyhole attached with gorilla tape.
The installed classical craftsman door casing. The bottoms of the sides have been cut tapering around the uneven surface of the concrete block with a tight custom fit.
The Simpsons "New Kid on the Block" Season 4 / Episode 8 (2:32) MAYBE I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH... "ESTROGEN."
The original wood trim painted white now after previous owners painted layers of different trim colours.
A video showing my new flag pole and progressive pride flag that then pans to showing the neighbors straight pride flag.
Emma's paw prints in the freshly painted front door sill plate. The paw prints appear white from the sealer/wood filler used to level the 100 year old sill. The paint is a teal from sico called tonic water. On the outside of the door is a brown fibre welcome mat with a nautical anchor.
A small joint next to a standard bic later with the takeoff cannabis store branding
My front door, a painted black wood door that is original to the 1924 built house. The door has a larger glass pane window center at the top and the bottom 2/3 is made up of 3 beveled panels. I've applied a floral window film to the window, below it center is a gold turn style manual door bell I installed, above that is a label that says, "Turn to ring bell." and below there it there is a wood placket with raw edge from a wafer section of a logs length, it is hanging from a loop of sisal rope from a command hook, painted on the wood there is a frog anthropomorphically standing upright to the left with the words "Welcome To our pad" with a couple mushrooms below. To the left of the doorbell is a patched white hole from where I removed the peep hole. On the left hand side the door hardware is seen, there are two brass deadbolt keyholes above the antique glass knob.
Picture of my front door with the top half of the window with floral window film on the black painted wood door center is a hole with wood filler over a dowel filler. To the right is a white label with the text "Turn to ring bell." Above a gold turn crank doorbell I installed after moving in.
The label from a Richard Wet & Set water activated joint tape 2 inch by 75 ft roll gelding in my lap with one hand
The same closet space I'm finished with further progress and taping started. The slanted ceiling seam is still not taped but the side seams are. Using Richard Water activated adhesive paper corners for the angles and Fibatape for flat sheet seams.
Picture of the white Olympia SM9 Deluxe Portable Typewriter out of it's case sitting on my black and square patterned grey rug.
A cubby under my stairs that has fresh drywall and the mudding process started. This shot is a first pass with lite sand plus 20 before collecting the family drywall tools from my dad and I was just working from a coffee bucket
The dress I've been making all put together with orange collar trim and decorative fabric lemons. Now you can see it's a cosplay dress for Miss Valentine from One Piece.
My hand in the right hand pocket of the lemon dress with it hanging in the corner of my living room above my sewing machine.
The front of the yellow dress with 7 fabric lemons attached to the front. The dress is hanging in front of my front door.
The yellow dress with zipper installed and a hem on the bottom to length. I also tapered the neck to the chest for a better fit by pulling the section apart at the seams, making the adjustments, then refinishing the seams.
A Singer 161127 zipper foot stamped GTBRITAIN sitting next to the one attached to my Singer 328k, a Singer 179600 zig zag foot.
Clip from The Simpsons episode "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood" Season 5 / Episode 8 (9:24) Hand Moleman brandishing a comically large knife that makes him fall flat on his face unable to get up as Bart looks on at the scene forelorn after hand exclaims "DOWN I GO." As he falls.
My collection of vintage sewing machine feet with many variations. There are 19 feet displayed in front of my Singer 328k on the sewing table with roughly 10 different types on display.
The back of the yellow dress I've been making with the fabric lemons pinned onto the dress in a staggered pattern.
9 of the assembled fabric lemon centers with the 4 white piping pieces that wrap and segment the 8 lemon segments. They are now ready to have the centers fastened from behind by hand
9 partially assembled fabric lemons using the same pattern I previously posted
Four stacks of cut out yellow fabric triangles sitting on the top of a uline 18"x12" self-healing cutting mat. Below these stacks there is a sheet of folded fabric with 4 more triangles transferred onto it using a dressmakers pencil. In this picture I am holding the pencil with my left hand
A picture of the fabric lemon with white outer and 8 yellow segments. There is a small fold of white fabric in between each of the yellow segments
My left hand above my open dishwasher holding 8 mugs total with the single hand. 4 are oversized and 4 are standard mugs. Every mug is a different style with a range of decor. The 8th mug is nearly hidden as a spec of orange to the right of the crowded collection held by multiple fingers making the mugs chaotic in their position around the hand that is not visible through all the mugs.
The fabric lemon shape on the sewing table with example white fabric rind that's too short pinned around the outer edge to give an idea of what the finished edge should look like.
The assembled bodice of the yellow dress I've been making for Clancy. It is hanging on the trim in front of my front door.