Colin Douch

@colindou.ch

107 Followers 43 Following

Formerly Techleading #o11y at Cloudflare, now attempting to touch computers as little as possible 💖💜💙🏳️‍🌈

A ballatro screenshot of a straight with a warning "Hand will not score. Due to Pride Month Straights are banned until July 1st"
An advert for a "kebab pie" from Abrakebabra in Wellington, New Zealand
An image from my esta reminder email that says: Traveling to the U.S. has never been easier. DOWNLOAD THE FREE ESTA mobile app
Me holding up the cross bar of a gate ala the exorcist
A business card for "The Kiwi", a New Zealander run bar in Amsterdam serving the worst New Zealand beer
A pamphlet describing "how to complain"
A flat white, on a wooden plate with a Kiwi burned into it
My stack of pancakes for pancake day
An OpenAI status page going from "we're experiencing an elevated level of API errors" to "We've spotted that something has gone wrong"
Screenshot from the NHS website indicating that I can either exercise, or consume a moderate amount of alcohol to improve my cholesterol
The giant algorithm that crypt(3) uses to hash passwords
A computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision
A padlock that says "API -- Security Matters"
VIM: S. W. White M. R. Speers (alternate) J. A. Baker (alternate)
ANSI: additional controls for use with american national standard code for information interchange
Painting of a chad Koala with a weirdly chiseled jawline
A river in the middle of the New Zealand forest