vampire private detective

@colindweir.bsky.social

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I am inscrutable. I cannot be scruted. (he/him)

The theatrical release poster for the 2017 film The Florida Project depicting a small child, shot from below, running towards the camera with a pink motel behind her and a rainbow in the sky
Two commercial coffee carafes positioned side by side. The left one has a black label reading “Black Lightning: Extra Dark, Bold, Rich & Alive” and the right one has a green label reading “Breakfast Blend: Light & Sweet”.
The Don Draper pitch meme
A sign for a vitamins and supplements company humorously called Nordic Naturals
A recipe for a mocktail called the Beef Fizz: 2 cans condensed beef broth, 1 cup chilled ginger ale, 2 tablespoons lemon juice, combine ingredients and pour over ice in gasses. 6 to 8 servings
Lucille Bluth saying "It's fast-casual shrimp, Michael. What could it cost? Fifty Dollars?"
Lucille Bluth saying "It's fast-casual shrimp, Michael. What could it cost? Fifty dollars?"
A cooler in the deli department of a grocery store labeled “blues only” but it’s referring to cheese
Clara from The Nutcracker addressing the titular decorative novelty appliance mid-arabesque
Clara from The Nutcracker addressing the titular decorative novelty appliance mid-arabesque
A haunting black-and-white photo of a soulful, brooding, swarthy young lothario à la Marlon Brando or Rudolph Valentino: the OP at 15.
A screenshot of a Hulu menu on which the films The Good Mother and The Bad Shepherd have coincidentally been placed side by side
Brad Dourif as Doc Cochran on the HBO series Deadwood
Square, befuddled comedian Bob Newhart on the phone from the opening credits of the 1960s sitcom Newhart
Agent Smith whispers menacingly in a captive Morpheus's ear in the film The Matrix.
A ten-year-old boy with a bowl cut looking fresh in a black and white striped shirt and sunglasses